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Jacob Hoytema
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Ontario-based small time filmmaker. Cheering for the #BlueJays on #BlueSky
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Vladdy and Mad Max hug it out after the game 7 ALCS win
October 21, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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Are you kidding me. I need to focus on the Jays right now.
But Driver's faith in filmmakers isn't always shared by the powers that be in the industry. In a lengthy conversation that often touched on Driver's concerns about current Hollywood trends, he revealed that he and Steven Soderbergh spent two years developing a "Star Wars" film that was ultimately nixed by the Walt Disney Co.
October 21, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Chisolm, Jr.'s arm was to be added later via computer imaging.
Jazz Chisolm, Jr. has an arm that's all light green.
October 5, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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A sneaker sits in the sandstone windowsill of the Fairmont Royal York on Front St.
August 27, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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They're definitely characters in the second act of a buddy comedy.
On the Jays broadcast, we see the fans who caught Vladdy's homerun: three adults, the middle of whom is wearing a baby in a baby bjorn. Their neighbours in the stands cheer for them.
August 1, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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This is a good shot @sportsnetpr.bsky.social
An overhead view of the diamond from the top of the Skydome. The field is brightly lit, and some piece of ceiling machinery makes a jagged-lined dark silhouette on the left third of the screen.
July 24, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Only on RuPaul’s Drag Race of Canada do we get shots lit as magnificently as this
RuPaul’s Drag Race Canada. Host Brooke Lynn Heights out-of-focus and very on the left of the frame, watching four other queens who are dancing in the background. Brooke is lit much more brilliantly than anything else on screen like a post-resurrection Christ
December 14, 2024 at 12:09 AM
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A stock photo of two medical professionals; one in blue scrubs, another in a lab coat holding a clipboard. An overlayed caption says: “Yep! Gum cleans your teeth.” –Dentists
December 6, 2024 at 10:28 PM
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Love it — I add a drop to most meals these days
A bottle of Glysomed
December 4, 2024 at 11:56 PM
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Tutter the mouse from Bear in the Big Blue House The caption quotes Christ: “Take my yoke upon you, for I am gentle and lowly in heart, and you will find rest for your souls”
September 7, 2024 at 2:49 PM
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April 13, 2024 at 10:22 PM
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For the last few days, Instagram has been re-sending me the same notification:
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April 11, 2024 at 8:06 PM
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February 8, 2024 at 3:20 AM
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I am from Ottawa. DO NOT DO THIS

(original tweet from @joeycoleman.bsky.social)
Independent Hamilton-based journalist Joey Coleman on Twitter: "NOW: City of Hamilton staff recommend council endorse private operation & maintenance of the Hamilton LRT with the HSR being the "passenger interface provider"(HSR branding, fare and customer)"
January 24, 2024 at 6:43 PM
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As a wise man who recognizes his own wisdom, I’ve never related to this quote.
January 14, 2024 at 6:20 PM
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December 8, 2023 at 11:50 PM
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Beard trimmed, fauxhawk honed to a peak, kirkland shirt fresh from the wrap— this guy is ready to coach Ohtani
December 5, 2023 at 8:17 PM
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Guess what. No one gives a shit about this weird herb anymore
A garden sign that says “Pennyroyal (Pudding Grass) (Mentha Pulegium) A bitter tasting mint whose unusual flavour is no longer popular. In former times it was used as a flvouring for puddings and sauces, hence its name pudding grass
November 5, 2023 at 3:42 PM
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That Merrifield grounder
Microsoft pinball gif
September 30, 2023 at 8:17 PM
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So true, and I wonder whether all the extra ABs have fueled Kirk’s recent success
September 30, 2023 at 3:51 PM
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Hold on … it’s a code
September 14, 2023 at 2:37 AM
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José Berrios left one of these on the mound #BlueJays
September 10, 2023 at 7:15 PM