Jacob Hatton
@jacobhashishaton.bsky.social
Sometime comedian and author.
This is good and you should see it 🤝
This Saturday! 🧜♀️
A reminder - I'm at Monkey Barrel with The Mermaid on the 14th at 6pm -be my valentine (Platonic, non physical) ?
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February 10, 2026 at 1:45 PM
This is good and you should see it 🤝
Ideally it’d be great if you came to these
February 8, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Ideally it’d be great if you came to these
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I have told a few MPs this. I genuinely feel a lot of adults hate the existence and needs of young people. Then they act surprised/bewildered that these kids are anxious/depressed.
Kids can't hang out in parks. They can't hang out at the mall. They don't have 3rd spaces because no one wants kids around and then we are surprised when they rely on SM for connection.
If you take that away, what do they have left?
If you take that away, what do they have left?
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
The impacts of locking under 16 yos from their social media networks are now beginning to bite for those young people who relied on them for social connection
The impacts of locking under 16 yos from their social media networks are now beginning to bite for those young people who relied on them for social connection
February 8, 2026 at 9:37 AM
I have told a few MPs this. I genuinely feel a lot of adults hate the existence and needs of young people. Then they act surprised/bewildered that these kids are anxious/depressed.
Doesn’t massively surprise me. Fees have fallen since the 90s. There’s comedy docs with Izzard etc talking about “£70 spots for Geoff” in 1997. Geoff still books these gigs. They’re £50-£70 still and there’s more people pushing for them.
Comedians report a huge wage slump
Comedians report a huge wage slump
20% fall recorded in UK Live Comedy Sector Survey
dlvr.it
February 5, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Doesn’t massively surprise me. Fees have fallen since the 90s. There’s comedy docs with Izzard etc talking about “£70 spots for Geoff” in 1997. Geoff still books these gigs. They’re £50-£70 still and there’s more people pushing for them.
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08:45hrs
Pre-pear excitement building.
Pre-pear excitement building.
February 3, 2026 at 8:45 AM
08:45hrs
Pre-pear excitement building.
Pre-pear excitement building.
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Oh man it just hit me that our good friends and respected colleagues in the Gender Critical movement are gonna have to "broken clock" *Jeffrey Epstein* when it comes to whose ideas are actually orientated around protecting and advancing the interests of women and girls.
February 2, 2026 at 11:22 AM
Oh man it just hit me that our good friends and respected colleagues in the Gender Critical movement are gonna have to "broken clock" *Jeffrey Epstein* when it comes to whose ideas are actually orientated around protecting and advancing the interests of women and girls.
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This Friday! See comedians tackle a box! It is better than it sounds!
ADELE CLIFF @adelecliff.bsky.social
STEPHEN CATLING @catlingstephen.bsky.social
JACOB HATTON @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social
STEVIE YARDY @marvelousmrsyardy.bsky.social
Tickets: events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/whats...
ADELE CLIFF @adelecliff.bsky.social
STEPHEN CATLING @catlingstephen.bsky.social
JACOB HATTON @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social
STEVIE YARDY @marvelousmrsyardy.bsky.social
Tickets: events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/whats...
January 31, 2026 at 2:37 PM
This Friday! See comedians tackle a box! It is better than it sounds!
ADELE CLIFF @adelecliff.bsky.social
STEPHEN CATLING @catlingstephen.bsky.social
JACOB HATTON @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social
STEVIE YARDY @marvelousmrsyardy.bsky.social
Tickets: events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/whats...
ADELE CLIFF @adelecliff.bsky.social
STEPHEN CATLING @catlingstephen.bsky.social
JACOB HATTON @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social
STEVIE YARDY @marvelousmrsyardy.bsky.social
Tickets: events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/whats...
talking to people on Feeld
January 31, 2026 at 12:57 PM
talking to people on Feeld
Favourite episode is where Alan Carr employs Nick Kumar and Katherine Ryan to evict a local crofter for a larger more productive sheep farm. They give them a new place but, the twist! It’s not really big enough. All sorts of hilarious consequences.
Narrated by Jack Whitehall.
Narrated by Jack Whitehall.
January 25, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Favourite episode is where Alan Carr employs Nick Kumar and Katherine Ryan to evict a local crofter for a larger more productive sheep farm. They give them a new place but, the twist! It’s not really big enough. All sorts of hilarious consequences.
Narrated by Jack Whitehall.
Narrated by Jack Whitehall.
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In case you missed it....
The @101rules.bsky.social podcast launched this week!
First ep features
@markthomasinfo.bsky.social
@vanderlaugh.bsky.social
@tommayhew.bsky.social
with host LESLIE GOLD
and PRODUCER NICK
Listen, like, subscribe, share, tell the world!
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The @101rules.bsky.social podcast launched this week!
First ep features
@markthomasinfo.bsky.social
@vanderlaugh.bsky.social
@tommayhew.bsky.social
with host LESLIE GOLD
and PRODUCER NICK
Listen, like, subscribe, share, tell the world!
shows.acast.com/101-rules-fo...
January 24, 2026 at 4:26 PM
In case you missed it....
The @101rules.bsky.social podcast launched this week!
First ep features
@markthomasinfo.bsky.social
@vanderlaugh.bsky.social
@tommayhew.bsky.social
with host LESLIE GOLD
and PRODUCER NICK
Listen, like, subscribe, share, tell the world!
shows.acast.com/101-rules-fo...
The @101rules.bsky.social podcast launched this week!
First ep features
@markthomasinfo.bsky.social
@vanderlaugh.bsky.social
@tommayhew.bsky.social
with host LESLIE GOLD
and PRODUCER NICK
Listen, like, subscribe, share, tell the world!
shows.acast.com/101-rules-fo...
Love getting Transport For Wales trains and hearing Welsh on the announcements. My ancestral language is musical and magical, and a great distraction from the fact that I’m actually in my way to Crewe
January 21, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Love getting Transport For Wales trains and hearing Welsh on the announcements. My ancestral language is musical and magical, and a great distraction from the fact that I’m actually in my way to Crewe
Had a chastening call from my doctor today. Turns out I have inherited a heart condition that will almost certainly at some point be the end of me. I refuse to despair. I will beat the odds. I will be killed by something much stupider.
January 21, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Had a chastening call from my doctor today. Turns out I have inherited a heart condition that will almost certainly at some point be the end of me. I refuse to despair. I will beat the odds. I will be killed by something much stupider.
I like you Rob so I do hope the comedian to children’s author to allegations pipeline doesn’t hold this time
Rob Brydon becomes a children's author
Rob Brydon becomes a children's author
Picture book based on the exploits of his own family cat
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January 21, 2026 at 3:33 PM
I like you Rob so I do hope the comedian to children’s author to allegations pipeline doesn’t hold this time
If you wanna be a mother, you gotta dance on your son
It’s the first dance at his wedding
You’re just having fun 🕺
It’s the first dance at his wedding
You’re just having fun 🕺
January 20, 2026 at 9:54 AM
If you wanna be a mother, you gotta dance on your son
It’s the first dance at his wedding
You’re just having fun 🕺
It’s the first dance at his wedding
You’re just having fun 🕺
Lads I don’t know if you’re aware of it but there’s stuff happening these days
Just as films are rated according to their content, online platforms should be rated according to the risks they pose.
Our message to social media giants is clear: if your platform spreads harmful content or relies on addictive and algorithms, you should not be allowed anywhere near our children.
Our message to social media giants is clear: if your platform spreads harmful content or relies on addictive and algorithms, you should not be allowed anywhere near our children.
January 19, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Lads I don’t know if you’re aware of it but there’s stuff happening these days
De-Americanisation from every institution
A source confirms to me that this disturbing letter from Trump to the Norwegian PM is real.
Not the sort of letter committed to paper by a well man. "Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace"
January 19, 2026 at 9:28 AM
De-Americanisation from every institution
Not my house, but I know my way around
January 13, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Not my house, but I know my way around
If we were on BlueSky during Day of the Triffids
hello what the fuck is happening to the sky in south east London currently
January 13, 2026 at 9:44 PM
If we were on BlueSky during Day of the Triffids
Someone in the audience at my gig today said that I reminded them of Seann Walsh and I’d be a great opener for him, and to be clear, I would like that
January 13, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Someone in the audience at my gig today said that I reminded them of Seann Walsh and I’d be a great opener for him, and to be clear, I would like that
OK hear me out. Mike Tomlin Head Coach of the Baltimore Ravens
January 13, 2026 at 7:21 PM
OK hear me out. Mike Tomlin Head Coach of the Baltimore Ravens
Apologies to new followers I sometimes post about American Football. 🏈
Anyway defence really is properly, truly back isn’t it? Only Bills and Rams remaining that don’t have nasty defending. Coaches are getting their flowers for being defensive minds again. The Texans are like a slow garrotte.
Anyway defence really is properly, truly back isn’t it? Only Bills and Rams remaining that don’t have nasty defending. Coaches are getting their flowers for being defensive minds again. The Texans are like a slow garrotte.
January 13, 2026 at 9:06 AM
Apologies to new followers I sometimes post about American Football. 🏈
Anyway defence really is properly, truly back isn’t it? Only Bills and Rams remaining that don’t have nasty defending. Coaches are getting their flowers for being defensive minds again. The Texans are like a slow garrotte.
Anyway defence really is properly, truly back isn’t it? Only Bills and Rams remaining that don’t have nasty defending. Coaches are getting their flowers for being defensive minds again. The Texans are like a slow garrotte.
Thames but more locally, River Ravensbourne
My favorite Twitter prompt was "RT this with your home river," so reskeet this with your home river.
Mine is the Patuxent.
Mine is the Patuxent.
January 12, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Thames but more locally, River Ravensbourne
This was so much fun to be a part of
🍓EPISODE 14 OUT NOW🍓
Really great show this month, provided directly into your ears via the medium of podcast.
Please listen wherever you get your podcasts and like, subscribe and share
#CoherentComedy
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Really great show this month, provided directly into your ears via the medium of podcast.
Please listen wherever you get your podcasts and like, subscribe and share
#CoherentComedy
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Ep14: Coherent Comedy - Assassinations & Yarn
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January 12, 2026 at 7:07 PM
This was so much fun to be a part of