Leslie Gold
@lesliegold.bsky.social
NJ comedian. Punkish. Nerd.
Host of Sofa SoFunny, Laughter to the Rafters, 101 Rules for a Better World (by Comedians)
Love is love. Don't be a dick. Pretty simple, really.
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Host of Sofa SoFunny, Laughter to the Rafters, 101 Rules for a Better World (by Comedians)
Love is love. Don't be a dick. Pretty simple, really.
linktr.ee/lesliegold
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Leslie Gold
@lesliegold.bsky.social
· Nov 19
Pretending to work while idly browsing BlueSky = Sky-ving.
I'm a dedicated Cons fan, but....what the actual fuck is occurring here?
November 22, 2025 at 12:02 PM
I'm a dedicated Cons fan, but....what the actual fuck is occurring here?
Pretty ol’ sunset over South London, as I head off to see Hamilton (for the sixth time!)
Seems appropriate to re-witness the birth of America onstage as the real life version declines into a fiery sunset of its own making.
(Too dark?)
Seems appropriate to re-witness the birth of America onstage as the real life version declines into a fiery sunset of its own making.
(Too dark?)
November 21, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Pretty ol’ sunset over South London, as I head off to see Hamilton (for the sixth time!)
Seems appropriate to re-witness the birth of America onstage as the real life version declines into a fiery sunset of its own making.
(Too dark?)
Seems appropriate to re-witness the birth of America onstage as the real life version declines into a fiery sunset of its own making.
(Too dark?)
Are you fucking kidding me?!
Why do I feel like I’m in an episode of Lost and none of this can possibly be real?
Why do I feel like I’m in an episode of Lost and none of this can possibly be real?
November 21, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Are you fucking kidding me?!
Why do I feel like I’m in an episode of Lost and none of this can possibly be real?
Why do I feel like I’m in an episode of Lost and none of this can possibly be real?
This is how you do Mondays and Tuesdays.
Mon: Fun, funny and occasionally profound panel show / podcast recording, all on Zoom.
Tue: Banging lineup for Sofa's season finale, featuring @mitchbenn.bsky.social heading up a brilliant lineup.
Tix for either/both: tinyurl.com/sofunnytues
Mon: Fun, funny and occasionally profound panel show / podcast recording, all on Zoom.
Tue: Banging lineup for Sofa's season finale, featuring @mitchbenn.bsky.social heading up a brilliant lineup.
Tix for either/both: tinyurl.com/sofunnytues
November 21, 2025 at 1:25 PM
This is how you do Mondays and Tuesdays.
Mon: Fun, funny and occasionally profound panel show / podcast recording, all on Zoom.
Tue: Banging lineup for Sofa's season finale, featuring @mitchbenn.bsky.social heading up a brilliant lineup.
Tix for either/both: tinyurl.com/sofunnytues
Mon: Fun, funny and occasionally profound panel show / podcast recording, all on Zoom.
Tue: Banging lineup for Sofa's season finale, featuring @mitchbenn.bsky.social heading up a brilliant lineup.
Tix for either/both: tinyurl.com/sofunnytues
I can't remember the password to a website. I do the 'forgotten password' process and they send me an email saying 'click this link to reset,' and the link is (a) not a link, and (b) broken.
Frustrating, but also good to know I'm not the only numpty in this equation!
Frustrating, but also good to know I'm not the only numpty in this equation!
November 18, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I can't remember the password to a website. I do the 'forgotten password' process and they send me an email saying 'click this link to reset,' and the link is (a) not a link, and (b) broken.
Frustrating, but also good to know I'm not the only numpty in this equation!
Frustrating, but also good to know I'm not the only numpty in this equation!
Double decker trains are way cooler than double decker busses.
No idea why.
They just are.
No idea why.
They just are.
November 15, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Double decker trains are way cooler than double decker busses.
No idea why.
They just are.
No idea why.
They just are.
I'm Duolingo-ing Italian and keep mixing up costa and costano.
And every time - every time - I find myself saying, out loud and almost against my own will, 'Costanza!'
Apparently I am not the master of my domain.
And every time - every time - I find myself saying, out loud and almost against my own will, 'Costanza!'
Apparently I am not the master of my domain.
November 14, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I'm Duolingo-ing Italian and keep mixing up costa and costano.
And every time - every time - I find myself saying, out loud and almost against my own will, 'Costanza!'
Apparently I am not the master of my domain.
And every time - every time - I find myself saying, out loud and almost against my own will, 'Costanza!'
Apparently I am not the master of my domain.
Me, when the presenter shares their Excel sheet on-screen for the entirety of a 3-hour meeting but they don't know that keyboard shortcuts exist.
a woman in a silver sweater is sitting in front of a laptop with #schittscreek on the bottom
ALT: a woman in a silver sweater is sitting in front of a laptop with #schittscreek on the bottom
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Me, when the presenter shares their Excel sheet on-screen for the entirety of a 3-hour meeting but they don't know that keyboard shortcuts exist.
In a Teams chat with five other people, and each one described the mug they’re drinking out of. I said mine reads “All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy” and *not one* of them knew the reference.
How is this my life?
How is this my life?
November 11, 2025 at 11:44 AM
In a Teams chat with five other people, and each one described the mug they’re drinking out of. I said mine reads “All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy” and *not one* of them knew the reference.
How is this my life?
How is this my life?
Always a guaranteed good time when Mark Simmons comes to play!
To be fair, the same can be said for every single comedian on this lineup.
It’s almost like I only book funny people….oh, wait.
London’s friendliest, funniest comedy night
tinyurl.com/sofunnytues
@jokeswithmark.bsky.social
To be fair, the same can be said for every single comedian on this lineup.
It’s almost like I only book funny people….oh, wait.
London’s friendliest, funniest comedy night
tinyurl.com/sofunnytues
@jokeswithmark.bsky.social
November 8, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Always a guaranteed good time when Mark Simmons comes to play!
To be fair, the same can be said for every single comedian on this lineup.
It’s almost like I only book funny people….oh, wait.
London’s friendliest, funniest comedy night
tinyurl.com/sofunnytues
@jokeswithmark.bsky.social
To be fair, the same can be said for every single comedian on this lineup.
It’s almost like I only book funny people….oh, wait.
London’s friendliest, funniest comedy night
tinyurl.com/sofunnytues
@jokeswithmark.bsky.social
Please either:
a) talk me down from buying *another* pair of Cons that I definitely don't need, if you define 'need' in the usual way
b) remind me that none of my existing collection feature this adorable double-platform and therefore it does suggest an innovative interpretation of the word 'need'
a) talk me down from buying *another* pair of Cons that I definitely don't need, if you define 'need' in the usual way
b) remind me that none of my existing collection feature this adorable double-platform and therefore it does suggest an innovative interpretation of the word 'need'
November 7, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Please either:
a) talk me down from buying *another* pair of Cons that I definitely don't need, if you define 'need' in the usual way
b) remind me that none of my existing collection feature this adorable double-platform and therefore it does suggest an innovative interpretation of the word 'need'
a) talk me down from buying *another* pair of Cons that I definitely don't need, if you define 'need' in the usual way
b) remind me that none of my existing collection feature this adorable double-platform and therefore it does suggest an innovative interpretation of the word 'need'
Have put a request through with the GP - once again - for a formal assessment for ADHD.
This time, my form was simply an invitation to one of my gigs, as they'll have a laugh *and* will come out of there and go 'yep.'
Just doing my bit to reduce the strain on the NHS.
This time, my form was simply an invitation to one of my gigs, as they'll have a laugh *and* will come out of there and go 'yep.'
Just doing my bit to reduce the strain on the NHS.
November 7, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Have put a request through with the GP - once again - for a formal assessment for ADHD.
This time, my form was simply an invitation to one of my gigs, as they'll have a laugh *and* will come out of there and go 'yep.'
Just doing my bit to reduce the strain on the NHS.
This time, my form was simply an invitation to one of my gigs, as they'll have a laugh *and* will come out of there and go 'yep.'
Just doing my bit to reduce the strain on the NHS.
I'm gonna stick my head above the parapet here (because that's the kind of edgy comic I am):
Mince pies are overrated.
There, I said it. Fight me.
Mince pies are overrated.
There, I said it. Fight me.
November 6, 2025 at 9:34 AM
I'm gonna stick my head above the parapet here (because that's the kind of edgy comic I am):
Mince pies are overrated.
There, I said it. Fight me.
Mince pies are overrated.
There, I said it. Fight me.
One of the great joys of this comedy life is when you do a gig you’ve heard exclusively good things about - and they all turn out to be true.
Thank you, @xsmalarkey.com for a gorgeous gig!
Thank you, @xsmalarkey.com for a gorgeous gig!
November 5, 2025 at 11:12 AM
One of the great joys of this comedy life is when you do a gig you’ve heard exclusively good things about - and they all turn out to be true.
Thank you, @xsmalarkey.com for a gorgeous gig!
Thank you, @xsmalarkey.com for a gorgeous gig!
Well, this is gonna be a whole lotta funny!
One week tonight, in Angel:
@jokeswithmark.bsky.social
@rachcreeger.bsky.social
@tommayhew.bsky.social
@thatbaldyfella.bsky.social
& more!
Get your tix while you can!
www.jokepit.com/e/46295
One week tonight, in Angel:
@jokeswithmark.bsky.social
@rachcreeger.bsky.social
@tommayhew.bsky.social
@thatbaldyfella.bsky.social
& more!
Get your tix while you can!
www.jokepit.com/e/46295
November 4, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Well, this is gonna be a whole lotta funny!
One week tonight, in Angel:
@jokeswithmark.bsky.social
@rachcreeger.bsky.social
@tommayhew.bsky.social
@thatbaldyfella.bsky.social
& more!
Get your tix while you can!
www.jokepit.com/e/46295
One week tonight, in Angel:
@jokeswithmark.bsky.social
@rachcreeger.bsky.social
@tommayhew.bsky.social
@thatbaldyfella.bsky.social
& more!
Get your tix while you can!
www.jokepit.com/e/46295
Facebook served me a sponsored ad for this tea blend and it is making me twitchy with rage. How very dare they call their tea blend Oxford Comma and then list three ingredients *without an Oxford comma*. The absolute disgrace of it.
They ought to be ashamed, abashed, and mortified.
They ought to be ashamed, abashed, and mortified.
November 2, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Facebook served me a sponsored ad for this tea blend and it is making me twitchy with rage. How very dare they call their tea blend Oxford Comma and then list three ingredients *without an Oxford comma*. The absolute disgrace of it.
They ought to be ashamed, abashed, and mortified.
They ought to be ashamed, abashed, and mortified.
Tomorrow! South London! The brilliant and frankly elastic minds of these panellists promise to make it a *very* interesting show.
queercomedyclub.co.uk/event/101-ru...
queercomedyclub.co.uk/event/101-ru...
November 1, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Tomorrow! South London! The brilliant and frankly elastic minds of these panellists promise to make it a *very* interesting show.
queercomedyclub.co.uk/event/101-ru...
queercomedyclub.co.uk/event/101-ru...
Reposted by Leslie Gold
Excited to see what rules we can come up with at @leicscomedyfest.bsky.social - presumably we don't need a rule to tell us not to bury kings in car parks...?
Panellists will be revealed nearer the time, but you can grab your tickets now! tinyurl.com/101ruleslcf
⭐⭐⭐⭐ -One4Review
Panellists will be revealed nearer the time, but you can grab your tickets now! tinyurl.com/101ruleslcf
⭐⭐⭐⭐ -One4Review
November 1, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Excited to see what rules we can come up with at @leicscomedyfest.bsky.social - presumably we don't need a rule to tell us not to bury kings in car parks...?
Panellists will be revealed nearer the time, but you can grab your tickets now! tinyurl.com/101ruleslcf
⭐⭐⭐⭐ -One4Review
Panellists will be revealed nearer the time, but you can grab your tickets now! tinyurl.com/101ruleslcf
⭐⭐⭐⭐ -One4Review
Reposted by Leslie Gold
Sunday afternoon in London: comedians put the world to rights. (Someone has to!)
Join us as we find out what daft, profound, and just-crazy-enough-to-work ideas these intrepid comics come up with!
queercomedyclub.co.uk/event/101-ru...
@bechillcomedian.bsky.social @davidstrathdee.bsky.social
Join us as we find out what daft, profound, and just-crazy-enough-to-work ideas these intrepid comics come up with!
queercomedyclub.co.uk/event/101-ru...
@bechillcomedian.bsky.social @davidstrathdee.bsky.social
October 29, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Sunday afternoon in London: comedians put the world to rights. (Someone has to!)
Join us as we find out what daft, profound, and just-crazy-enough-to-work ideas these intrepid comics come up with!
queercomedyclub.co.uk/event/101-ru...
@bechillcomedian.bsky.social @davidstrathdee.bsky.social
Join us as we find out what daft, profound, and just-crazy-enough-to-work ideas these intrepid comics come up with!
queercomedyclub.co.uk/event/101-ru...
@bechillcomedian.bsky.social @davidstrathdee.bsky.social
My internal monologue:
This banana's not ripe.
Back in the day we always had brown paper shopping bags - they're perfect for ripening fruit.
We used to make school book covers from those brown bags.
Why did we cover our school books?
No, seriously, WHY?
Brow now furrowed for the foreseeable future.
This banana's not ripe.
Back in the day we always had brown paper shopping bags - they're perfect for ripening fruit.
We used to make school book covers from those brown bags.
Why did we cover our school books?
No, seriously, WHY?
Brow now furrowed for the foreseeable future.
October 29, 2025 at 9:47 AM
My internal monologue:
This banana's not ripe.
Back in the day we always had brown paper shopping bags - they're perfect for ripening fruit.
We used to make school book covers from those brown bags.
Why did we cover our school books?
No, seriously, WHY?
Brow now furrowed for the foreseeable future.
This banana's not ripe.
Back in the day we always had brown paper shopping bags - they're perfect for ripening fruit.
We used to make school book covers from those brown bags.
Why did we cover our school books?
No, seriously, WHY?
Brow now furrowed for the foreseeable future.
Tonight! Huge fun, guaranteed.
www.jokepit.com/comedy-in/lo...
@rosieisaholt.bsky.social
@aidanjones.bsky.social
@nataliedurkin.bsky.social
@thatbaldyfella.bsky.social
www.jokepit.com/comedy-in/lo...
@rosieisaholt.bsky.social
@aidanjones.bsky.social
@nataliedurkin.bsky.social
@thatbaldyfella.bsky.social
October 28, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Tonight! Huge fun, guaranteed.
www.jokepit.com/comedy-in/lo...
@rosieisaholt.bsky.social
@aidanjones.bsky.social
@nataliedurkin.bsky.social
@thatbaldyfella.bsky.social
www.jokepit.com/comedy-in/lo...
@rosieisaholt.bsky.social
@aidanjones.bsky.social
@nataliedurkin.bsky.social
@thatbaldyfella.bsky.social
Tonight on Zoom!
101 Rules for a Better World (by Comedians)
@101rules.bsky.social
@tommayhew.bsky.social
@vixleyton.bsky.social
"𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐭 - 𝐁𝐁𝐂 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐲"
👉 Live on Zoom 27 Oct
🎟️https://www.jokepit.com/e/46460
Ticketholders will be emailed a link this evening - so get yourself in there!
101 Rules for a Better World (by Comedians)
@101rules.bsky.social
@tommayhew.bsky.social
@vixleyton.bsky.social
"𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐭 - 𝐁𝐁𝐂 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐲"
👉 Live on Zoom 27 Oct
🎟️https://www.jokepit.com/e/46460
Ticketholders will be emailed a link this evening - so get yourself in there!
October 27, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Tonight on Zoom!
101 Rules for a Better World (by Comedians)
@101rules.bsky.social
@tommayhew.bsky.social
@vixleyton.bsky.social
"𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐭 - 𝐁𝐁𝐂 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐲"
👉 Live on Zoom 27 Oct
🎟️https://www.jokepit.com/e/46460
Ticketholders will be emailed a link this evening - so get yourself in there!
101 Rules for a Better World (by Comedians)
@101rules.bsky.social
@tommayhew.bsky.social
@vixleyton.bsky.social
"𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐭 - 𝐁𝐁𝐂 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐲"
👉 Live on Zoom 27 Oct
🎟️https://www.jokepit.com/e/46460
Ticketholders will be emailed a link this evening - so get yourself in there!
101 Rules for a Better World (by Comedians)
@101rules.bsky.social
"𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐭 - 𝐁𝐁𝐂 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐲"
We ride again!
👉 Live on Zoom 27 Oct
🎟️https://www.jokepit.com/e/46460
👉 Live IRL in London 2 Nov
🎟️https://queercomedyclub.co.uk/event/101-rules-for-a-better-world-by-comedians-2/2025-11-02/
@101rules.bsky.social
"𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐭 - 𝐁𝐁𝐂 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐲"
We ride again!
👉 Live on Zoom 27 Oct
🎟️https://www.jokepit.com/e/46460
👉 Live IRL in London 2 Nov
🎟️https://queercomedyclub.co.uk/event/101-rules-for-a-better-world-by-comedians-2/2025-11-02/
October 20, 2025 at 8:52 AM
101 Rules for a Better World (by Comedians)
@101rules.bsky.social
"𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐭 - 𝐁𝐁𝐂 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐲"
We ride again!
👉 Live on Zoom 27 Oct
🎟️https://www.jokepit.com/e/46460
👉 Live IRL in London 2 Nov
🎟️https://queercomedyclub.co.uk/event/101-rules-for-a-better-world-by-comedians-2/2025-11-02/
@101rules.bsky.social
"𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐭 - 𝐁𝐁𝐂 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐲"
We ride again!
👉 Live on Zoom 27 Oct
🎟️https://www.jokepit.com/e/46460
👉 Live IRL in London 2 Nov
🎟️https://queercomedyclub.co.uk/event/101-rules-for-a-better-world-by-comedians-2/2025-11-02/
What the actual…?
These are weird as hell.
These are weird as hell.
October 19, 2025 at 9:09 PM
What the actual…?
These are weird as hell.
These are weird as hell.
Celebrity Traitors: amazing how so many people can see the bad egg, say oh he's bad, it's gotta be that guy.... and then they vote exactly how he told them to vote.
Wonder if there are any parallels to the real world....? 🤔
Wonder if there are any parallels to the real world....? 🤔
October 17, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Celebrity Traitors: amazing how so many people can see the bad egg, say oh he's bad, it's gotta be that guy.... and then they vote exactly how he told them to vote.
Wonder if there are any parallels to the real world....? 🤔
Wonder if there are any parallels to the real world....? 🤔