Daniel Tizon
@1607westegg.bsky.social
Writer-Comedian-Broadcaster.
Never mastered dismounting from a moving bike.
Not a 'Dan'.
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Never mastered dismounting from a moving bike.
Not a 'Dan'.
linktr.ee/1607WestEgg
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Daniel Tizon
@1607westegg.bsky.social
· Dec 1
Out now.
Ep 1. Daniel Ruiz Tizon’s Advent Calendar.
Can one man find Christmas again?
Listen:
@holdfastnetwork bit.ly/3msdOCz
#ApplePodcasts bit.ly/49eighk
And this year, also via
#Spotify bit.ly/3VkpvPc
Retweets/reposts appreciated.
Thank you.
#podcasts #adventcalendar #Christmas #podcast #podcasts
Ep 1. Daniel Ruiz Tizon’s Advent Calendar.
Can one man find Christmas again?
Listen:
@holdfastnetwork bit.ly/3msdOCz
#ApplePodcasts bit.ly/49eighk
And this year, also via
#Spotify bit.ly/3VkpvPc
Retweets/reposts appreciated.
Thank you.
#podcasts #adventcalendar #Christmas #podcast #podcasts
Privacy is for People with Cars: Bus phone calls no. 53:
Young Mum on 196: "...No dad, you did have your cigarettes when I went round yesterday. Remember, you gave me them and asked me to build you a spliff, innit."
Young Mum on 196: "...No dad, you did have your cigarettes when I went round yesterday. Remember, you gave me them and asked me to build you a spliff, innit."
February 10, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Privacy is for People with Cars: Bus phone calls no. 53:
Young Mum on 196: "...No dad, you did have your cigarettes when I went round yesterday. Remember, you gave me them and asked me to build you a spliff, innit."
Young Mum on 196: "...No dad, you did have your cigarettes when I went round yesterday. Remember, you gave me them and asked me to build you a spliff, innit."
The peril and thrill of an evening run when you don't have a headlight and your Hi Vis Vest is a budget one.
February 10, 2026 at 6:32 PM
The peril and thrill of an evening run when you don't have a headlight and your Hi Vis Vest is a budget one.
01:03hrs
A new mouth retainer, a new towel, even a new (front sleeper) pillow as of tonight AND a new one hour comedy show.
It is a time of huge change.
A new mouth retainer, a new towel, even a new (front sleeper) pillow as of tonight AND a new one hour comedy show.
It is a time of huge change.
February 10, 2026 at 1:03 AM
01:03hrs
A new mouth retainer, a new towel, even a new (front sleeper) pillow as of tonight AND a new one hour comedy show.
It is a time of huge change.
A new mouth retainer, a new towel, even a new (front sleeper) pillow as of tonight AND a new one hour comedy show.
It is a time of huge change.
19:42hrs
I am at a gig and no one will know that in my bag tonight I have a brand new towel.
I refused to pay for a store bag.
I'm assuming as it's in my bag unbagged, new towel protocol dictates you wash it before use.
I am at a gig and no one will know that in my bag tonight I have a brand new towel.
I refused to pay for a store bag.
I'm assuming as it's in my bag unbagged, new towel protocol dictates you wash it before use.
February 9, 2026 at 7:42 PM
19:42hrs
I am at a gig and no one will know that in my bag tonight I have a brand new towel.
I refused to pay for a store bag.
I'm assuming as it's in my bag unbagged, new towel protocol dictates you wash it before use.
I am at a gig and no one will know that in my bag tonight I have a brand new towel.
I refused to pay for a store bag.
I'm assuming as it's in my bag unbagged, new towel protocol dictates you wash it before use.
11:01hrs
The first EXPLETIVE of the day (inevitably) triggered by learning Evri are again handling my delivery today.
This never ends well.
The first EXPLETIVE of the day (inevitably) triggered by learning Evri are again handling my delivery today.
This never ends well.
February 9, 2026 at 11:01 AM
11:01hrs
The first EXPLETIVE of the day (inevitably) triggered by learning Evri are again handling my delivery today.
This never ends well.
The first EXPLETIVE of the day (inevitably) triggered by learning Evri are again handling my delivery today.
This never ends well.
February 8, 2026 at 11:10 PM
09:46hrs
Meditation-triggered lip pursing.
Meditation-triggered lip pursing.
February 8, 2026 at 9:46 AM
09:46hrs
Meditation-triggered lip pursing.
Meditation-triggered lip pursing.
01:26hrs
Never easy identifying a potential new pillow when you're a front sleeper but its arrival is imminent.
Not been a back sleeper since the mid-90s, while I was a fully committed side sleeper as a kid.
Anticipating the insomnia worsening as I adjust to the new pillow.
Never easy identifying a potential new pillow when you're a front sleeper but its arrival is imminent.
Not been a back sleeper since the mid-90s, while I was a fully committed side sleeper as a kid.
Anticipating the insomnia worsening as I adjust to the new pillow.
February 8, 2026 at 1:26 AM
01:26hrs
Never easy identifying a potential new pillow when you're a front sleeper but its arrival is imminent.
Not been a back sleeper since the mid-90s, while I was a fully committed side sleeper as a kid.
Anticipating the insomnia worsening as I adjust to the new pillow.
Never easy identifying a potential new pillow when you're a front sleeper but its arrival is imminent.
Not been a back sleeper since the mid-90s, while I was a fully committed side sleeper as a kid.
Anticipating the insomnia worsening as I adjust to the new pillow.
I didn't rate Adolescence.
Watched the first two eps and was done. Stephen Graham's a good actor but he's pretty similar in most of what he does. I get that it tackled very important issues and it deserves praise for doing so, but separate to that, was it a great TV show?
No, I don't think so.
Watched the first two eps and was done. Stephen Graham's a good actor but he's pretty similar in most of what he does. I get that it tackled very important issues and it deserves praise for doing so, but separate to that, was it a great TV show?
No, I don't think so.
‘A modern masterpiece’: writer Jack Thorne’s best TV shows – from This Is England to Adolescence
‘A modern masterpiece’: writer Jack Thorne’s best TV shows – from This Is England to Adolescence
As his new version of Lord of the Flies comes to the BBC, we count down the 20 boldest and most moving productions by the quintuple Bafta-winning scriptwriter
www.theguardian.com
February 7, 2026 at 5:45 PM
I didn't rate Adolescence.
Watched the first two eps and was done. Stephen Graham's a good actor but he's pretty similar in most of what he does. I get that it tackled very important issues and it deserves praise for doing so, but separate to that, was it a great TV show?
No, I don't think so.
Watched the first two eps and was done. Stephen Graham's a good actor but he's pretty similar in most of what he does. I get that it tackled very important issues and it deserves praise for doing so, but separate to that, was it a great TV show?
No, I don't think so.
17:33hrs
Briefly considered the possibility of a pout before dismissing it.
Briefly considered the possibility of a pout before dismissing it.
February 7, 2026 at 5:34 PM
17:33hrs
Briefly considered the possibility of a pout before dismissing it.
Briefly considered the possibility of a pout before dismissing it.
16:55hrs
Knackered.
Or as my Spanish dad used to pronounce it, 'naked'.
Knackered.
Or as my Spanish dad used to pronounce it, 'naked'.
February 7, 2026 at 4:55 PM
16:55hrs
Knackered.
Or as my Spanish dad used to pronounce it, 'naked'.
Knackered.
Or as my Spanish dad used to pronounce it, 'naked'.
23:43hrs
Very enjoyable gig tonight but the train cancellations all day made the journey there somewhat fraught. Now stuck at Redhill owing to someone on the track. No trains leaving.
I have one banana, a book and the fresh memory of a very fun show tonight.
Could be a long night.
Very enjoyable gig tonight but the train cancellations all day made the journey there somewhat fraught. Now stuck at Redhill owing to someone on the track. No trains leaving.
I have one banana, a book and the fresh memory of a very fun show tonight.
Could be a long night.
February 6, 2026 at 11:43 PM
23:43hrs
Very enjoyable gig tonight but the train cancellations all day made the journey there somewhat fraught. Now stuck at Redhill owing to someone on the track. No trains leaving.
I have one banana, a book and the fresh memory of a very fun show tonight.
Could be a long night.
Very enjoyable gig tonight but the train cancellations all day made the journey there somewhat fraught. Now stuck at Redhill owing to someone on the track. No trains leaving.
I have one banana, a book and the fresh memory of a very fun show tonight.
Could be a long night.
Thameslink's Luke is killing me with both the overfamiliar name shortening AND the exclamation mark.
February 6, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Thameslink's Luke is killing me with both the overfamiliar name shortening AND the exclamation mark.
22:51hrs
Just put the mouth retainer in.
Just put the mouth retainer in.
February 5, 2026 at 10:52 PM
22:51hrs
Just put the mouth retainer in.
Just put the mouth retainer in.
'Your Evri courier has delivered your parcel to your shed.'
Er, I don't have a shed.
No surprises with these guys.
The misdelivery is the only department in which they never fail to deliver.
Er, I don't have a shed.
No surprises with these guys.
The misdelivery is the only department in which they never fail to deliver.
February 5, 2026 at 7:19 PM
'Your Evri courier has delivered your parcel to your shed.'
Er, I don't have a shed.
No surprises with these guys.
The misdelivery is the only department in which they never fail to deliver.
Er, I don't have a shed.
No surprises with these guys.
The misdelivery is the only department in which they never fail to deliver.
16:45hrs
The early evening pout.
Stress-triggered, I'm sure, by the news that Evri are meant to be delivering a parcel tonight.
The early evening pout.
Stress-triggered, I'm sure, by the news that Evri are meant to be delivering a parcel tonight.
February 5, 2026 at 4:45 PM
16:45hrs
The early evening pout.
Stress-triggered, I'm sure, by the news that Evri are meant to be delivering a parcel tonight.
The early evening pout.
Stress-triggered, I'm sure, by the news that Evri are meant to be delivering a parcel tonight.
My favourite towel is coming to its end.
At its peak, it was a great drier.
Whether patting or rubbing, it never came up short.
A troubled towel succession lies ahead.
Ideally you want to be the towel that follows the towel that followed THE towel.
At its peak, it was a great drier.
Whether patting or rubbing, it never came up short.
A troubled towel succession lies ahead.
Ideally you want to be the towel that follows the towel that followed THE towel.
February 5, 2026 at 2:34 PM
My favourite towel is coming to its end.
At its peak, it was a great drier.
Whether patting or rubbing, it never came up short.
A troubled towel succession lies ahead.
Ideally you want to be the towel that follows the towel that followed THE towel.
At its peak, it was a great drier.
Whether patting or rubbing, it never came up short.
A troubled towel succession lies ahead.
Ideally you want to be the towel that follows the towel that followed THE towel.
13:30hrs
Reading through a festival brochure.
Admin hell.
It just takes you away from writing the damn work.
I've not enjoyed any part of this process and I can only imagine doing Edinburgh, the admin and the costs would be far more hellish.
Zero appetite for that now. >
#comedy #standup
Reading through a festival brochure.
Admin hell.
It just takes you away from writing the damn work.
I've not enjoyed any part of this process and I can only imagine doing Edinburgh, the admin and the costs would be far more hellish.
Zero appetite for that now. >
#comedy #standup
February 5, 2026 at 1:30 PM
00:00hrs
The post-gig porridge ✔
If I'd been able to find the love for a woman that I have for porridge, the family line would not be dying out with me.
The post-gig porridge ✔
If I'd been able to find the love for a woman that I have for porridge, the family line would not be dying out with me.
February 5, 2026 at 12:01 AM
00:00hrs
The post-gig porridge ✔
If I'd been able to find the love for a woman that I have for porridge, the family line would not be dying out with me.
The post-gig porridge ✔
If I'd been able to find the love for a woman that I have for porridge, the family line would not be dying out with me.
21:50hrs
Decent gig, nice room.
Long trek home.
Regardless of the late arrival, determined to get my oats in.
And I do mean the porridge.
Decent gig, nice room.
Long trek home.
Regardless of the late arrival, determined to get my oats in.
And I do mean the porridge.
February 4, 2026 at 9:50 PM
21:50hrs
Decent gig, nice room.
Long trek home.
Regardless of the late arrival, determined to get my oats in.
And I do mean the porridge.
Decent gig, nice room.
Long trek home.
Regardless of the late arrival, determined to get my oats in.
And I do mean the porridge.
Rather awkwardly I have just sold a book on eBay that was given to me, signed, by a very well-known commentator during my years as the creator and presenter of the historical football podcast 'When Shorts Were Short'.
The buyer?
The very same commentator.
Awkward.
The buyer?
The very same commentator.
Awkward.
February 4, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Rather awkwardly I have just sold a book on eBay that was given to me, signed, by a very well-known commentator during my years as the creator and presenter of the historical football podcast 'When Shorts Were Short'.
The buyer?
The very same commentator.
Awkward.
The buyer?
The very same commentator.
Awkward.
It's always heartening when your gig banana fits snuggly into your banana guard.
In unrelated news, currently double-hatted.
Indoors.
In unrelated news, currently double-hatted.
Indoors.
February 4, 2026 at 9:33 AM
It's always heartening when your gig banana fits snuggly into your banana guard.
In unrelated news, currently double-hatted.
Indoors.
In unrelated news, currently double-hatted.
Indoors.