Daniel Tizon
@1607westegg.bsky.social
Writer-Comedian-Broadcaster.
Never mastered dismounting from a moving bike.
Not a 'Dan'.
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Never mastered dismounting from a moving bike.
Not a 'Dan'.
linktr.ee/1607WestEgg
November 26, 2025 at 11:05 PM
November 23, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Everyone has a favourite bus stop, right?
This is mine.
This is mine.
November 21, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Everyone has a favourite bus stop, right?
This is mine.
This is mine.
November 21, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Friday 21st November
Appearing at Freak of Nature
Tickets: bit.ly/483up8v
#comedy #standupcomedy #brighton #funny #comedian #standupcomedy
Appearing at Freak of Nature
Tickets: bit.ly/483up8v
#comedy #standupcomedy #brighton #funny #comedian #standupcomedy
November 20, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Friday 21st November
Appearing at Freak of Nature
Tickets: bit.ly/483up8v
#comedy #standupcomedy #brighton #funny #comedian #standupcomedy
Appearing at Freak of Nature
Tickets: bit.ly/483up8v
#comedy #standupcomedy #brighton #funny #comedian #standupcomedy
November 19, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Oats. My big love. Which
is why the family line
dies with me. The end.
#haiku #haikuchallenge #haikupoetry #writing #writingcommunity
is why the family line
dies with me. The end.
#haiku #haikuchallenge #haikupoetry #writing #writingcommunity
November 19, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Oats. My big love. Which
is why the family line
dies with me. The end.
#haiku #haikuchallenge #haikupoetry #writing #writingcommunity
is why the family line
dies with me. The end.
#haiku #haikuchallenge #haikupoetry #writing #writingcommunity
November 18, 2025 at 2:31 PM
November 16, 2025 at 9:23 PM
At my aunt's, explaining to relatives the reason I'm wearing her cleaning slippers is because their failure to remove their shoes indoors undermines my walking indoors in my socks.
Important to keep the streets outside of your home.
I'm either ahead of my time or my OCDs are scaling new heights.
Important to keep the streets outside of your home.
I'm either ahead of my time or my OCDs are scaling new heights.
November 16, 2025 at 8:37 PM
At my aunt's, explaining to relatives the reason I'm wearing her cleaning slippers is because their failure to remove their shoes indoors undermines my walking indoors in my socks.
Important to keep the streets outside of your home.
I'm either ahead of my time or my OCDs are scaling new heights.
Important to keep the streets outside of your home.
I'm either ahead of my time or my OCDs are scaling new heights.
November 12, 2025 at 9:31 AM
I saw the rainbow and I thought, 'You know what, I always put the bins out. Someone else can do them this week.'
November 10, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I saw the rainbow and I thought, 'You know what, I always put the bins out. Someone else can do them this week.'
Bald men with the high surround and muddy pitches.
I miss old football.
#haikupoetry #haiku #haikuchallenge #haikupoem #football
I miss old football.
#haikupoetry #haiku #haikuchallenge #haikupoem #football
November 9, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Bald men with the high surround and muddy pitches.
I miss old football.
#haikupoetry #haiku #haikuchallenge #haikupoem #football
I miss old football.
#haikupoetry #haiku #haikuchallenge #haikupoem #football
Local post office
sells helium ballongas
and beard shapers. Niche.
#haiku #haikupoetry #funny #humour #haikupoem #writing
sells helium ballongas
and beard shapers. Niche.
#haiku #haikupoetry #funny #humour #haikupoem #writing
November 8, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Local post office
sells helium ballongas
and beard shapers. Niche.
#haiku #haikupoetry #funny #humour #haikupoem #writing
sells helium ballongas
and beard shapers. Niche.
#haiku #haikupoetry #funny #humour #haikupoem #writing
Homeless Woman asks
"Any change?" No, I say. "C**t,"
she snaps. Colourful.
#haiku #haikupoetry #funny #humour #haikupoem
"Any change?" No, I say. "C**t,"
she snaps. Colourful.
#haiku #haikupoetry #funny #humour #haikupoem
November 6, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Homeless Woman asks
"Any change?" No, I say. "C**t,"
she snaps. Colourful.
#haiku #haikupoetry #funny #humour #haikupoem
"Any change?" No, I say. "C**t,"
she snaps. Colourful.
#haiku #haikupoetry #funny #humour #haikupoem
6th November
Appearing @
The Great North Wood
3 Knights Hill
West Norwood
London #SE27 0HS
#comedy #standup #comedian #westnorwood
Appearing @
The Great North Wood
3 Knights Hill
West Norwood
London #SE27 0HS
#comedy #standup #comedian #westnorwood
November 5, 2025 at 9:46 PM
6th November
Appearing @
The Great North Wood
3 Knights Hill
West Norwood
London #SE27 0HS
#comedy #standup #comedian #westnorwood
Appearing @
The Great North Wood
3 Knights Hill
West Norwood
London #SE27 0HS
#comedy #standup #comedian #westnorwood
November 4, 2025 at 8:46 PM
From my #substack
'The Desk'.
Read and subscribe @ bit.ly/4oUAkUv
#writing #substacknewsletter #writingcommunity
'The Desk'.
Read and subscribe @ bit.ly/4oUAkUv
#writing #substacknewsletter #writingcommunity
November 4, 2025 at 12:20 AM
From my #substack
'The Desk'.
Read and subscribe @ bit.ly/4oUAkUv
#writing #substacknewsletter #writingcommunity
'The Desk'.
Read and subscribe @ bit.ly/4oUAkUv
#writing #substacknewsletter #writingcommunity
November 3, 2025 at 6:21 PM
My neighbours have loud
sex. They must know I hear them.
But orgasms come first.
#Haiku #haikupoetry #haikuchallenge #haikupoem
sex. They must know I hear them.
But orgasms come first.
#Haiku #haikupoetry #haikuchallenge #haikupoem
November 2, 2025 at 9:56 PM
My neighbours have loud
sex. They must know I hear them.
But orgasms come first.
#Haiku #haikupoetry #haikuchallenge #haikupoem
sex. They must know I hear them.
But orgasms come first.
#Haiku #haikupoetry #haikuchallenge #haikupoem