I'll do it tomorrow
@itsnotbread.bsky.social
Hi! I'm a harmless shitposter.
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Thank you Wonder Woman 🇺🇲🎇❤️
November 8, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Thank you Wonder Woman 🇺🇲🎇❤️
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ICE will be recruiting this woman.
One of the monkeys that escaped last week after a truck overturned on a Mississippi roadway was shot and killed early Sunday by a homeowner who says she feared for the safety of her children.
Mississippi woman kills escaped monkey fearing for her children’s safety | CNN
One of the monkeys that escaped last week after a truck overturned on a Mississippi roadway was shot and killed early Sunday by a homeowner who says she feared for the safety of her children.
www.cnn.com
November 3, 2025 at 12:28 PM
ICE will be recruiting this woman.
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A Detroit police officer appeared in court virtually wearing his uniform top with no pants on
Judge: “You got some pants on, officer?”
Judge: “You got some pants on, officer?”
October 29, 2025 at 11:39 PM
A Detroit police officer appeared in court virtually wearing his uniform top with no pants on
Judge: “You got some pants on, officer?”
Judge: “You got some pants on, officer?”
This is how it's done.
"Man goes scorched earth on ICE agents kidnapping people in his hometown."
Source:
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October 26, 2025 at 2:06 AM
This is how it's done.
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Canada's NICE agent greeting Americans disembarking cruise ships is how we mock Trump's dystopianism while making you all feel welcome.
October 25, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Canada's NICE agent greeting Americans disembarking cruise ships is how we mock Trump's dystopianism while making you all feel welcome.
American hero
ICE agents greeted by a hero on arrival in New York this evening.
Make statues of this.
Make statues of this.
October 22, 2025 at 12:40 PM
American hero
WTF is this? Does the other neighbor's dog get points for cats?
Our cat dragged back a baby rabbit earlier this year. It started a competition with my neighbour. Her cat has accumulated 114 points to my cat's 121. The cats don't know they're competing but we do coo at their kills.
October 22, 2025 at 12:36 PM
WTF is this? Does the other neighbor's dog get points for cats?
Please support your local antifurries. Thanks.
October 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Please support your local antifurries. Thanks.
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trumps nazi goons trying to pepper ball a frog
October 8, 2025 at 11:37 PM
trumps nazi goons trying to pepper ball a frog
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🤣🤣🤣😎
October 7, 2025 at 2:57 PM
🤣🤣🤣😎
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"Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me!"
Stephen Miller: "ICE officers have to street battle against Antifa, hand to hand combat every night."
October 7, 2025 at 12:49 AM
"Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me!"
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I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
September 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
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This is our greatest fear.
September 23, 2025 at 1:57 PM
This is our greatest fear.
If you cancel your Disney subscription Stephen A. Smith comes to your house and screams at you. It's highly unpleasant. fyi
September 20, 2025 at 12:44 AM
If you cancel your Disney subscription Stephen A. Smith comes to your house and screams at you. It's highly unpleasant. fyi
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Everyone stop, this is important
July 7, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Everyone stop, this is important
This person thinks @nytpitchbot.bsky.social is literal and not satire.
Do you know that person irl??? Can you give them a msg for me?? Its very important
“Delete your account, you suck”
Thanks so much 💖
“Delete your account, you suck”
Thanks so much 💖
August 27, 2025 at 8:49 PM
This person thinks @nytpitchbot.bsky.social is literal and not satire.
This guy is really pissed about being mocked for being easily confused.
August 27, 2025 at 8:44 PM
This guy is really pissed about being mocked for being easily confused.
Does Donnie still have his garbage man costume and truck?
National Guard is now tasked with picking up garbage in DC
August 27, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Does Donnie still have his garbage man costume and truck?
The humorless scolds on this site can be exhausting.
August 26, 2025 at 11:50 PM
The humorless scolds on this site can be exhausting.
He seems smart.
August 26, 2025 at 11:37 PM
He seems smart.
Would MTG put this in her pants?
Only Loomer knows.
Only Loomer knows.
August 14, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Would MTG put this in her pants?
Only Loomer knows.
Only Loomer knows.
Does Elon still get to go to the big, beautiful bday parade?
June 5, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Does Elon still get to go to the big, beautiful bday parade?