Matt Jordan
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And you think one year of medical school entitles you to plow through the riches of my Emersonian mind?
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always worth reiterating that riley gaines actively ran cover for her coach who was accused of abusing and assaulting multiple women on the team while she made a small fortune crying about lia thomas being a predator
Not major news to anyone but the real threat to women in sports is male coaches abusing them. I played high school, college, and club water polo and close to 50% of the coaches I had either had inappropriate relationship w a player or were accused of SA
Republicans somehow managed to sprint from “we’re trying to protect women in sports” straight to defending a woman being shot in the head three times at point blank range for trying to drive away from a masked thug.
January 10, 2026 at 9:40 PM
always worth reiterating that riley gaines actively ran cover for her coach who was accused of abusing and assaulting multiple women on the team while she made a small fortune crying about lia thomas being a predator
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The past couple days have made it clear that arresting and prosecuting Johnathan Ross isn’t just the right thing to do, it is necessary to prevent future violence by ICE who have interpreted the situation as “we can do that to whoever we want”
A woman recording an ICE agent tells him "Shame on you."
The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"
"Learned what?" she asks
Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"
"Learned what?" she asks
Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
January 10, 2026 at 3:25 PM
The past couple days have made it clear that arresting and prosecuting Johnathan Ross isn’t just the right thing to do, it is necessary to prevent future violence by ICE who have interpreted the situation as “we can do that to whoever we want”
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If you didn’t love Mamdani before, check out the bomb he drops at rhe end of this article. www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/politic...
January 10, 2026 at 10:06 AM
If you didn’t love Mamdani before, check out the bomb he drops at rhe end of this article. www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/politic...
It's pretty remarkable that essentially every single person stopped and interviewed at a protest can thoughtfully articulate what they're protesting and why succinctly, clearly, and inarguably. These goons will not win.
Hannity has a Fox reporter in Minneapolis talk to a random protester walking through the city who goes on to spit bars for 2 minutes
January 10, 2026 at 6:54 AM
It's pretty remarkable that essentially every single person stopped and interviewed at a protest can thoughtfully articulate what they're protesting and why succinctly, clearly, and inarguably. These goons will not win.
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trying to explain to jd vance why it's bad that renee good was killed by federal agents: ok, so, imagine that she was a squirrel belonging to an IG/onlyfans influencer,
January 9, 2026 at 9:12 PM
trying to explain to jd vance why it's bad that renee good was killed by federal agents: ok, so, imagine that she was a squirrel belonging to an IG/onlyfans influencer,
A lot of Dr. Robbie's credibility went out the window for me the minute I saw him riding a motorcycle without a helmet
January 10, 2026 at 2:10 AM
A lot of Dr. Robbie's credibility went out the window for me the minute I saw him riding a motorcycle without a helmet
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i just watched this video and the fact that they believe this to be exculpatory is genuinely insane
January 9, 2026 at 6:57 PM
i just watched this video and the fact that they believe this to be exculpatory is genuinely insane
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they've got Raffi calling for regime change. something has shifted.
January 9, 2026 at 6:07 PM
they've got Raffi calling for regime change. something has shifted.
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This is the lady who wrote about how all her friends ditched her because of her awful politics. So if you needed to cheer yourself up, just know that this psycho’s life is completely miserable and she will never be happy, and she knows it!
January 9, 2026 at 5:29 PM
This is the lady who wrote about how all her friends ditched her because of her awful politics. So if you needed to cheer yourself up, just know that this psycho’s life is completely miserable and she will never be happy, and she knows it!
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There are no rules, they don’t actually care about respect, decorum, bipartisanship or debate, and only pretend to do so to browbeat you into submission. Nothing is going to change until more people realise that and respond accordingly; including to the media and politicians who have failed them.
January 9, 2026 at 12:25 PM
There are no rules, they don’t actually care about respect, decorum, bipartisanship or debate, and only pretend to do so to browbeat you into submission. Nothing is going to change until more people realise that and respond accordingly; including to the media and politicians who have failed them.
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Timberwolves hold a moment of silence for Renee Nicole Good
January 9, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Timberwolves hold a moment of silence for Renee Nicole Good
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the man widely regarded as creator of Korean fried chicken has died www.koreaherald.com/article/1065...
Man who built Korea's fried chicken industry dies at 74
Yoon Jong-gye, the founder of Mexican Chicken and widely regarded as the creator of Korea’s signature sweet-and-spicy fried chicken, has died after a long illne
www.koreaherald.com
January 9, 2026 at 12:14 AM
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Governor I was not familiar with your game
January 8, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Governor I was not familiar with your game
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the toyota prius is older than ICE
January 8, 2026 at 3:57 AM
the toyota prius is older than ICE
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If you are anxious and sad about the state of the world, that's fine, and there are plenty of strategies for dealing with that. But I think you already know that drive-by online dooming isn't a strategy. It's selfish and adolescent. It's a contagion that only spreads the worst of you, not the best.
January 8, 2026 at 3:51 AM
If you are anxious and sad about the state of the world, that's fine, and there are plenty of strategies for dealing with that. But I think you already know that drive-by online dooming isn't a strategy. It's selfish and adolescent. It's a contagion that only spreads the worst of you, not the best.
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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A 23 year old larping as a journalist made a misleading and inaccurate YouTube video that the administration full of chronically online shitposters used to justify the “largest immigration operation ever” and now someone is dead
January 7, 2026 at 6:58 PM
A 23 year old larping as a journalist made a misleading and inaccurate YouTube video that the administration full of chronically online shitposters used to justify the “largest immigration operation ever” and now someone is dead
This is Day 2!
Here's the clip of Tony Dokoupil ending tonight's broadcast by absolutely gushing over "ultimate Florida Man" Marco Rubio.
January 7, 2026 at 6:08 AM
This is Day 2!
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Just a reminder that George Conway is not fundraising right now to run against a MAGA republican.
He is fundraising to run against progressive Democrats.
He is fundraising to run against progressive Democrats.
January 7, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Just a reminder that George Conway is not fundraising right now to run against a MAGA republican.
He is fundraising to run against progressive Democrats.
He is fundraising to run against progressive Democrats.
"You're not going to last long in this city, cunt boy"
January 6, 2026 at 8:16 PM
"You're not going to last long in this city, cunt boy"
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That’s precisely the beauty of it, Mr. Bond. You’ll never know which setting.
For those with a male perineum, there’s MOR, a device that can gently zap the area to either delay or intensify ejaculation.
January 6, 2026 at 7:13 PM
That’s precisely the beauty of it, Mr. Bond. You’ll never know which setting.
I think we're all good actually
Since the arrest of Bryan Kohberger in the murder of four Idaho college students, his family has stayed silent. His sister Mel Kohberger now describes their pain and confusion. nyti.ms/3Lnboqu
January 6, 2026 at 7:05 PM
I think we're all good actually
Millionaire Democrat Strategists have finally come up with a new kind of candidate: a Republican
maybe vote for democrats and not the people who were the early minds behind trumpism www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
George Conway, a former anti-Trump Republican, to run for Congress as a Democrat
Conway, a conservative lawyer and ex-husband of Trump adviser Kellyanne Conway, is vying for a New York district seat
www.theguardian.com
January 6, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Millionaire Democrat Strategists have finally come up with a new kind of candidate: a Republican
Hey turn on Criterion 24/7, they're showing that movie about your Mom
Now playing (09:15 PM PST):
"Beware of a Holy Whore" (1971)
By Rainer Werner Fassbinder
Runtime: 103 min.
"Beware of a Holy Whore" (1971)
By Rainer Werner Fassbinder
Runtime: 103 min.
January 6, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Hey turn on Criterion 24/7, they're showing that movie about your Mom
Real recognize real
Michael Mann says ‘AVATAR: FIRE AND ASH’ is his favorite film of 2025.
“It’s extraordinary. Jim began with a blank piece of paper. No writer-director I can think of has invented as large a three-dimensional world of his own imagining as has Jim.”
(via variety.com/lists/direct...)
“It’s extraordinary. Jim began with a blank piece of paper. No writer-director I can think of has invented as large a three-dimensional world of his own imagining as has Jim.”
(via variety.com/lists/direct...)
January 6, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Real recognize real