Matt Jordan
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“All my haters become my waiters when I sit down at the table of success.” - Mayor Eric Adams
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Bari Weiss is putting Dave Portnoy on the CBS Sunday Morning Shows and not focusing on his history of sexual misconduct
November 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Bari Weiss is putting Dave Portnoy on the CBS Sunday Morning Shows and not focusing on his history of sexual misconduct
Pressed for further comment, Pope Leo remarked that Royal Tenenbaums was Apex Mountain for both Wilson Brothers, and Dennis Haysbert gets the Dion Waiters award for Heat
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
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November 11, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Pressed for further comment, Pope Leo remarked that Royal Tenenbaums was Apex Mountain for both Wilson Brothers, and Dennis Haysbert gets the Dion Waiters award for Heat
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pov: there is an article about bari weiss going around on your timeline
November 11, 2025 at 9:04 PM
pov: there is an article about bari weiss going around on your timeline
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when you wear a size 9.5 shoe but the 8.5 was on sale
November 11, 2025 at 9:54 PM
when you wear a size 9.5 shoe but the 8.5 was on sale
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“Unfettered” is out today, I read it and am working on a follow-up story/book review.
Of note: Buzz Bissinger is not mentioned at all, nor is he credited on the copyright page/acknowledgments.
Of note: Buzz Bissinger is not mentioned at all, nor is he credited on the copyright page/acknowledgments.
For @defector.com, I tried to figure out what's going on with John Fetterman's political memoir, ghostwritten by Buzz Bissinger
It may not shock you to learn that Fetterman and Bissinger haven't gotten along (to put it politely), according to my sources
defector.com/nobody-wants...
It may not shock you to learn that Fetterman and Bissinger haven't gotten along (to put it politely), according to my sources
defector.com/nobody-wants...
Nobody Wants To Talk About John Fetterman And Buzz Bissinger's Pricey Memoir Project | Defector
In January 2024, Semafor media reporter Max Tani published a small scoop: Pennsylvania Senator John Fetterman and writer Buzz Bissinger (most famous for authoring Friday Night Lights) were working tog...
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November 11, 2025 at 5:59 PM
“Unfettered” is out today, I read it and am working on a follow-up story/book review.
Of note: Buzz Bissinger is not mentioned at all, nor is he credited on the copyright page/acknowledgments.
Of note: Buzz Bissinger is not mentioned at all, nor is he credited on the copyright page/acknowledgments.
Me addressing a roomful of Amazon executives concerned about Bond continuity: "Ladies and gentlemen... who care"
November 11, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Me addressing a roomful of Amazon executives concerned about Bond continuity: "Ladies and gentlemen... who care"
Could you imagine giving two shits about the continuity of James Bond. Who care. Put a guy in a suit and have him screw models and use some silly gadgets. That is literally all that matters. Please just be fucking normal for once in your life.
November 11, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Could you imagine giving two shits about the continuity of James Bond. Who care. Put a guy in a suit and have him screw models and use some silly gadgets. That is literally all that matters. Please just be fucking normal for once in your life.
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no one’s doing it like her
November 11, 2025 at 4:08 AM
no one’s doing it like her
She better be even younger in this one
Sweet little Esther will return as ORPHAN 3 starts filming, with an official title reveal teasing that she might not be alone this time...
ORPHAN 3 Gets Official Title As Filming Begins
Sweet little Esther will return as ORPHAN 3 starts filming, with an official title reveal teasing that she might not be alone this time...
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November 10, 2025 at 3:14 PM
She better be even younger in this one
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fresh off caving, Sen. Jeanne Shaheen is going on Fox & Friends
November 10, 2025 at 1:04 PM
fresh off caving, Sen. Jeanne Shaheen is going on Fox & Friends
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LESS. THAN. A. WEEK.
Took them less than a week to take one of the most visible public repudiations of the GOP in my lifetime and turn it into hog slop.
I’m so mad my temperature is higher than my ACA premiums.
Took them less than a week to take one of the most visible public repudiations of the GOP in my lifetime and turn it into hog slop.
I’m so mad my temperature is higher than my ACA premiums.
November 10, 2025 at 2:59 AM
LESS. THAN. A. WEEK.
Took them less than a week to take one of the most visible public repudiations of the GOP in my lifetime and turn it into hog slop.
I’m so mad my temperature is higher than my ACA premiums.
Took them less than a week to take one of the most visible public repudiations of the GOP in my lifetime and turn it into hog slop.
I’m so mad my temperature is higher than my ACA premiums.
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cool that obama could call up the entire democratic party to organize a resistance movement to stop sanders but couldn't call up the senate to tell them not to windmill slamdunk one of his few legacies of improving anything into the trash.
November 10, 2025 at 4:57 AM
cool that obama could call up the entire democratic party to organize a resistance movement to stop sanders but couldn't call up the senate to tell them not to windmill slamdunk one of his few legacies of improving anything into the trash.
It's a thought I've had for 30 years now: TV's Frank gets it
"How could Dems cave like this after last Tuesday's victory?" But it wasn't a victory for Schumer. His candidate -- the Trump-supported one -- lost. The jubilation and hope folks feel about Mamdani? Chuck feels the opposite. To sum up: he sucks.
November 10, 2025 at 4:15 AM
It's a thought I've had for 30 years now: TV's Frank gets it
This video has everything: anime, an AVATAR 3 preview, a Hostage Negotiator from the UK, James Cameron trying to fly US Marines carrying ransom
November 10, 2025 at 3:57 AM
This video has everything: anime, an AVATAR 3 preview, a Hostage Negotiator from the UK, James Cameron trying to fly US Marines carrying ransom
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The final tally to advance the CR is 62-38.
The Democrats who voted for cloture, giving Donald Trump everything he wants:
Cortez Masto (NV)
Durbin (IL)
Fetterman (PA)
Gillibrand (NY)
Hassan (NH)
Peters (MI)
Schatz (HI)
Schumer (NY)
Shaheen (NH)
The Democrats who voted for cloture, giving Donald Trump everything he wants:
Cortez Masto (NV)
Durbin (IL)
Fetterman (PA)
Gillibrand (NY)
Hassan (NH)
Peters (MI)
Schatz (HI)
Schumer (NY)
Shaheen (NH)
March 14, 2025 at 9:06 PM
The final tally to advance the CR is 62-38.
The Democrats who voted for cloture, giving Donald Trump everything he wants:
Cortez Masto (NV)
Durbin (IL)
Fetterman (PA)
Gillibrand (NY)
Hassan (NH)
Peters (MI)
Schatz (HI)
Schumer (NY)
Shaheen (NH)
The Democrats who voted for cloture, giving Donald Trump everything he wants:
Cortez Masto (NV)
Durbin (IL)
Fetterman (PA)
Gillibrand (NY)
Hassan (NH)
Peters (MI)
Schatz (HI)
Schumer (NY)
Shaheen (NH)
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Since the Democrats worked extra hard to hide who actually supported this, I think the No Kings/Resistance position should be to primary every Democrat unless they publicly call for Schumer's ouster this week
Either they go into total rebellion mode, which they won't, or the people will
Either they go into total rebellion mode, which they won't, or the people will
November 10, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Since the Democrats worked extra hard to hide who actually supported this, I think the No Kings/Resistance position should be to primary every Democrat unless they publicly call for Schumer's ouster this week
Either they go into total rebellion mode, which they won't, or the people will
Either they go into total rebellion mode, which they won't, or the people will
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November 10, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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The coordinated nature of this—none are facing voters in 2026—means that either Schumer approved it or failed in his job as Senate Majority Leader to stop it.
Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.
Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.
so currently defectors are:
Kaine (2030)
Shaheen (Retiring)
Hasan (2028)
Fetterman (2028)
Durbin (Retiring)
CCM (2028)
Rosen (2030)
King (2030)
Kaine (2030)
Shaheen (Retiring)
Hasan (2028)
Fetterman (2028)
Durbin (Retiring)
CCM (2028)
Rosen (2030)
King (2030)
November 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
The coordinated nature of this—none are facing voters in 2026—means that either Schumer approved it or failed in his job as Senate Majority Leader to stop it.
Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.
Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.
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Senate Democrats had the power to do one thing: This shutdown. And this is what they did with it. Maybe this is some brilliant political calculus, in which case I'll happily eat my words. But right now, it feels like the beginning of the end of the party in its current form--and by its own hand.
November 10, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Senate Democrats had the power to do one thing: This shutdown. And this is what they did with it. Maybe this is some brilliant political calculus, in which case I'll happily eat my words. But right now, it feels like the beginning of the end of the party in its current form--and by its own hand.
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No health care, no deal.
November 10, 2025 at 1:33 AM
No health care, no deal.
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Forget retirement, forget primaries, these motherless fucks need to be recalled as soon as possible.
November 10, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Forget retirement, forget primaries, these motherless fucks need to be recalled as soon as possible.
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My statement on the proposed Senate deal
November 10, 2025 at 1:14 AM
My statement on the proposed Senate deal