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JD Vance, clearly recognizing the trap, tries to warn Trump. but Trump keeps yelling at him to go get the prize. JD obeys, meekly walks over, and is immediately trapped.
Trump shrugs and heads out to a rally where he says, "JD... we love him, folks. he's a little dumb, but that's why we love him"
Trump shrugs and heads out to a rally where he says, "JD... we love him, folks. he's a little dumb, but that's why we love him"
you could probably capture our president by writing "nobel peace prize" on a pie plate and putting it under one of those boxes held up with a stick tied to a string
January 7, 2026 at 4:25 AM
JD Vance, clearly recognizing the trap, tries to warn Trump. but Trump keeps yelling at him to go get the prize. JD obeys, meekly walks over, and is immediately trapped.
Trump shrugs and heads out to a rally where he says, "JD... we love him, folks. he's a little dumb, but that's why we love him"
Trump shrugs and heads out to a rally where he says, "JD... we love him, folks. he's a little dumb, but that's why we love him"
the US military is now just Make A Wish for the worst, most unsufferably evil old man
US discussing options to acquire Greenland, including use of military - White House
It came as European allies rallied behind Denmark, which is pushing back against Trump's ambitions for the Arctic island.
www.bbc.com
January 7, 2026 at 4:32 AM
the US military is now just Make A Wish for the worst, most unsufferably evil old man
JD Vance, clearly recognizing the trap, tries to warn Trump. but Trump keeps yelling at him to go get the prize. JD obeys, meekly walks over, and is immediately trapped.
Trump shrugs and heads out to a rally where he says, "JD... we love him, folks. he's a little dumb, but that's why we love him"
Trump shrugs and heads out to a rally where he says, "JD... we love him, folks. he's a little dumb, but that's why we love him"
you could probably capture our president by writing "nobel peace prize" on a pie plate and putting it under one of those boxes held up with a stick tied to a string
January 7, 2026 at 4:25 AM
JD Vance, clearly recognizing the trap, tries to warn Trump. but Trump keeps yelling at him to go get the prize. JD obeys, meekly walks over, and is immediately trapped.
Trump shrugs and heads out to a rally where he says, "JD... we love him, folks. he's a little dumb, but that's why we love him"
Trump shrugs and heads out to a rally where he says, "JD... we love him, folks. he's a little dumb, but that's why we love him"
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NEW from me:
The US is losing blue-collar jobs for the first time since early COVID or the Great Recession—the country has lost 65k jobs over the last year as manufacturing, transport, & mining employment decline, while growth in construction has nearly zeroed out
www.apricitas.io/p/america-is...
The US is losing blue-collar jobs for the first time since early COVID or the Great Recession—the country has lost 65k jobs over the last year as manufacturing, transport, & mining employment decline, while growth in construction has nearly zeroed out
www.apricitas.io/p/america-is...
America is Losing Blue Collar Jobs
For the First Time Since Early COVID & the Great Recession, the US is Losing Jobs in Manufacturing, Construction, & Other Blue Collar Industries
www.apricitas.io
January 6, 2026 at 10:36 PM
NEW from me:
The US is losing blue-collar jobs for the first time since early COVID or the Great Recession—the country has lost 65k jobs over the last year as manufacturing, transport, & mining employment decline, while growth in construction has nearly zeroed out
www.apricitas.io/p/america-is...
The US is losing blue-collar jobs for the first time since early COVID or the Great Recession—the country has lost 65k jobs over the last year as manufacturing, transport, & mining employment decline, while growth in construction has nearly zeroed out
www.apricitas.io/p/america-is...
talked with my mom about this tonight. we both agree assassination would lead to weirdos deifying him even more. our best bet is that he has a stroke on stage and shits his pants on camera
January 7, 2026 at 3:29 AM
talked with my mom about this tonight. we both agree assassination would lead to weirdos deifying him even more. our best bet is that he has a stroke on stage and shits his pants on camera
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I don’t know exactly what I’m looking for in a politician but not having every day be a nightmare of horrors would be pretty high up so someone should run on that
January 4, 2026 at 12:48 AM
I don’t know exactly what I’m looking for in a politician but not having every day be a nightmare of horrors would be pretty high up so someone should run on that
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ICYMI: Texas A&M admin is requiring a faculty member to either remove *Plato* from their syllabus for being too woke
or
be reassigned to teach “Ethics for Engineers” at 8am
or
be reassigned to teach “Ethics for Engineers” at 8am
From an email to one of our faculty members....
Not even Plato can escape censorship at Texas A&M!
Not even Plato can escape censorship at Texas A&M!
January 7, 2026 at 1:11 AM
ICYMI: Texas A&M admin is requiring a faculty member to either remove *Plato* from their syllabus for being too woke
or
be reassigned to teach “Ethics for Engineers” at 8am
or
be reassigned to teach “Ethics for Engineers” at 8am
hey, those boots ain't gonna lick themselves
Here's the clip of Tony Dokoupil ending tonight's broadcast by absolutely gushing over "ultimate Florida Man" Marco Rubio.
January 7, 2026 at 3:12 AM
hey, those boots ain't gonna lick themselves
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I see Hilton's lawyers aren't familiar with the Streisand Effect.
So @tobymorton.bsky.social is a national treasure and Hilton is fucking up royally with this nonsense. www.hiltonice.com
cc: @kenwhite.bsky.social
cc: @kenwhite.bsky.social
January 7, 2026 at 2:17 AM
I see Hilton's lawyers aren't familiar with the Streisand Effect.
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So @tobymorton.bsky.social is a national treasure and Hilton is fucking up royally with this nonsense. www.hiltonice.com
cc: @kenwhite.bsky.social
cc: @kenwhite.bsky.social
January 7, 2026 at 1:48 AM
So @tobymorton.bsky.social is a national treasure and Hilton is fucking up royally with this nonsense. www.hiltonice.com
cc: @kenwhite.bsky.social
cc: @kenwhite.bsky.social
what the fuck do we need another Fox News for?
"Marco Rubio, we salute you!"
A real thing that was said by the CBS Evening News anchor tonight.
A real thing that was said by the CBS Evening News anchor tonight.
January 7, 2026 at 2:53 AM
what the fuck do we need another Fox News for?
the United States is a dead country
Venezuela killed the U.S.
In the history of the US’s relation with Latin America, what just happened in Venezuela is hardly unique: in the slightly less than a hundred years from 1898 to 1994, the U.S.
arnaudbertrand.substack.com
January 7, 2026 at 2:51 AM
the United States is a dead country
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what's particularly depressing about the wide path of destruction this administration is cutting is that Democrats likely don't have the political will or interest to restore and repair many of the institutions Trump is destroying
Corporation for Public Broadcasting votes itself out of existence
The Corporation for Public Broadcasting's directors voted the organization out of business Monday. The private agency, which has distributed federal funding to PBS, NPR and hundreds of local televisio...
apnews.com
January 6, 2026 at 3:48 AM
what's particularly depressing about the wide path of destruction this administration is cutting is that Democrats likely don't have the political will or interest to restore and repair many of the institutions Trump is destroying
why do they let Stephen Miller do media? I get that he's the 'power behind the throne,' but he's so deeply un-charismatic, like a dusty Grima Wormtongue, sitting next to the decaying king's ear, whispering "these are your enemies, my liege!" any time a brown person appears on Trump's TV
TAPPER: Can you rule out the US is going to take Greenland by force?
MILLER: Greenland should be part of the US. By what right does Denmark assert control over Greenland? The US is the power of NATO
T: So force is on the table?
M: Nobody is gonna fight the US militarily over future of Greenland
MILLER: Greenland should be part of the US. By what right does Denmark assert control over Greenland? The US is the power of NATO
T: So force is on the table?
M: Nobody is gonna fight the US militarily over future of Greenland
January 6, 2026 at 3:56 AM
why do they let Stephen Miller do media? I get that he's the 'power behind the throne,' but he's so deeply un-charismatic, like a dusty Grima Wormtongue, sitting next to the decaying king's ear, whispering "these are your enemies, my liege!" any time a brown person appears on Trump's TV
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it's going Great as the Trump admin has to admit they made up a cartel
January 6, 2026 at 3:47 AM
it's going Great as the Trump admin has to admit they made up a cartel
what's particularly depressing about the wide path of destruction this administration is cutting is that Democrats likely don't have the political will or interest to restore and repair many of the institutions Trump is destroying
Corporation for Public Broadcasting votes itself out of existence
The Corporation for Public Broadcasting's directors voted the organization out of business Monday. The private agency, which has distributed federal funding to PBS, NPR and hundreds of local televisio...
apnews.com
January 6, 2026 at 3:48 AM
what's particularly depressing about the wide path of destruction this administration is cutting is that Democrats likely don't have the political will or interest to restore and repair many of the institutions Trump is destroying
the 6% here is made up exclusively of the Washington Post editorial board
One of the most lopsided results you'll ever see in a poll, from our weekend Washington Post poll www.washingtonpost.com/politics/int...
January 6, 2026 at 3:29 AM
the 6% here is made up exclusively of the Washington Post editorial board
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Everything sucks right now so please enjoy the never ending NY Post freak out over Mamdani
January 5, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Everything sucks right now so please enjoy the never ending NY Post freak out over Mamdani
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amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
January 5, 2026 at 6:50 AM
amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
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there are definitely far worse things about America's fascist movement, but their utterly stupid shit posting is truly exhausting
Donroe Doctrine? fuck off
Donroe Doctrine? fuck off
January 5, 2026 at 4:44 AM
there are definitely far worse things about America's fascist movement, but their utterly stupid shit posting is truly exhausting
Donroe Doctrine? fuck off
Donroe Doctrine? fuck off
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there's something truly sinister about liberals erasing the MANY minorities that make up the left in this country, with their "online commie whites are too stupid to vote for the dems" rhetoric.
January 5, 2026 at 2:12 PM
there's something truly sinister about liberals erasing the MANY minorities that make up the left in this country, with their "online commie whites are too stupid to vote for the dems" rhetoric.
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Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
there are definitely far worse things about America's fascist movement, but their utterly stupid shit posting is truly exhausting
Donroe Doctrine? fuck off
Donroe Doctrine? fuck off
January 5, 2026 at 4:44 AM
there are definitely far worse things about America's fascist movement, but their utterly stupid shit posting is truly exhausting
Donroe Doctrine? fuck off
Donroe Doctrine? fuck off