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a big dip in support for the GOP, on even this level, doesn't mean Dems benefit and we're set up to push fascism from power and public life
RealClearPolitics Poll Average Unfavorable 58.0 Favorable 34.1% RCP Average 9/12 - 11/17 34.1 58.0 Spread -23.9 FOX News 11/14 - 11/17 39 58 Spread -19 Emerson 11/3 - 11/4 35 47 Spread -12 CNN 10/27 - 10/30 30 59 Spread -29 NBC News 10/24- 10/28 28 53 Spread -25 Yahoo 10/23 - 10/27 33 64 Spread -31 Rasmussen 10/7 - 10/9 45 52 Spread -7 CBS News 10/1 - 10/3 34 66 Spread -32 Marquette 9/15-9/24 33 63 Spread -30 Quinnipiac 9/18-9/21 30 54 Spread -24 YouGov 9/12-9/15 34 64 Spread -30
November 21, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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Vice President JD Vance leaking a strange brown fluid out of his nipple and through the novelty tuxedo shirt he appears to have picked up at spirit halloween, giving off that “we must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children,” vibe
November 21, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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Todd initially told investigators she was attempting to use a bank branch ATM on Wednesday night when a 6-foot-4 (1.93-meter) black man approached her from behind, put a knife blade to her throat and demanded money. She told police she handed the assailant $60 and walked away. Todd, who is white, told investigators she suspected the man then noticed a John McCain sticker on her car. She said the man punched her in the back of the head, knocked her to the ground and scratched a backward letter 'B' into her face with a dull knife.
November 20, 2025 at 12:09 AM
itsjoelokay.bsky.social
Curse of the Werewolf movie poster where the werewolf face has been replaced with Senator Ted Cruz looking like the saddest werewolf ever.
November 20, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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love checking in on Twitter now and again
Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog Every pizza delivery chain is inedible now. It wasn't always this way. You used to order a pizza and they delivered actual food, even good food in some cases. Now it's all garbage. Domino's, Pizza Hut, Papa John's, Little Caesars, etc. All insultingly bad. 8:38 PM 18 Nov 25 3.6M Views 2,096 Reposts 897 Quotes 36.6K Likes
November 19, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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the CIA determined that Mohammed Bin Salman ordered the killing of @washingtonpost.com journalist Jamal Khashoggi
www.washingtonpost.com/world/nation...
The Washington Post National Security CIA concludes Saudi crown prince ordered Jamal Khashoggi's assassination November 16, 2018 More than 7 years ago
November 18, 2025 at 6:13 PM
itsjoelokay.bsky.social
YOU’RE OWN
DIGITAL
JESUS
SOMEONE TO SET YOU FREE
CHAT GPT
1 big thing: Chatbot Jesus saves souls and time By Russell Contreras and Isaac Avilucea Photo illustration: Lindsey Bailey/Axios. Photo: Wikimedia Commons A new digital awakening is unfolding in churches, where pastors are turning to AI to reach worshippers, personalize sermons, and power chatbots that resemble God. Why it matters: AI is helping some churches stay relevant in the face of shrinking staff, empty pews and growing online audiences. But the practice raises new questions about who, or what, is guiding the flock.
November 15, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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Trump’s finally releasing the records!
DNI Tulsi Gabbard @DNIGabbard Beginning today, at @POTUS' direction, records related to Amelia Earhart's final flight and disappearance 88 years ago will be declassified and shared with the American people. These records include reports, maps, and other documents tracing Earhart's final journey, her last known communications and location, and the initial search following her disappearance. Thanks to President @realDonald Trump's leadership, a historic initiative is underway to digitize and publicly release these records from across the federal government, including newly declassified files today from @NSAgov. As agencies identify additional files, the new documents will be uploaded to @USNatArchives on a rolling basis, alongside those previously released, at archives.gov/ameliaearhart.
November 15, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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the headlines aren't looking too good for the President. of course, they’re all just a bunch of fake news though
36% APPROVAL EPSTEIN CLAIMED HE GAVE RUSSIANS INFO ON Don 'COULD TAKE HIM DOWN' WHITE HOUSE DAMAGE CONTROL DOJ COVER-UP REPUBLICAN REBELLION DRUDGE REPORT
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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Pepperidge Farms® remembers
JD Vance @JDVance Remember when we learned that our wealthiest and most powerful people were connected to a guy who ran a literal child sex trafficking ring? And then that guy died mysteriously in a jail? And now we just don't talk about it. 9:28 AM 9/4/21
November 13, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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These 6 House Democrats voted to be primaried
These 6 House Democrats voted for bill to end government shutdown
November 13, 2025 at 1:01 PM
itsjoelokay.bsky.social
Chuck Schumer picked a helluva week to surrender to Trump and the fascists
Epstein Alleged in Emails That Trump Knew of His Conduct In a message obtained by Congress, the convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein wrote that Donald J. Trump spent hours at his house with one of Mr. Epstein's victims.
November 12, 2025 at 1:59 PM
itsjoelokay.bsky.social
you sure picked a helluva week to surrender to Trump and the fascists, you stupid clown
Epstein Alleged in Emails That Trump Knew of His Conduct In a message obtained by Congress, the convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein wrote that Donald J. Trump spent hours at his house with one of Mr. Epstein's victims.
November 12, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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got this AI summary of the Senate vote to end the shutdown, and it calls it like it sees it. Chuck Schumer is a chicken shit loser 💯
Needs to Go': Backlash Against Schumer for Pending Shutdown Deal Updated 39 minutes ago Chuck Schumer is widely criticized within his own party and by some commentators and activists as ineffective and overly cautious, with some harshly labeling him a "chicken shit loser" due to his handling of the government shutdown and the recent deal with Republicans. Many progressives and some Democratic senators feel he failed to stand firm on important issues like extending Affordable Care Act subsidies, resulting in a deal that ended the shutdown without significant Democratic gains. This has led to calls for his resignation and challenges to his leadership, including talk of a primary challenge from figures like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.
November 11, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Tim Kaine saw Pelosi retire, and it only hardened his resolve to die at his desk
"I have long said that to earn my vote, we need to be on a path toward fixing Republicans' health care mess and to protect the federal workforce," said Sen. Tim Kaine, D-Virginia, who said he will vote to support the deal. "This deal guarantees a vote to extend Affordable Care Act premium tax credits, which Republicans weren't willing to do," Kaine said. "Lawmakers know their constituents expect them to vote for it, and if they don't, they could very well be replaced at the ballot box by someone who will."
November 10, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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new example of Poe's Law just dropped
screenshot of Twitter, or X, The Everything App, or whatever @shortmagsmle Reminder that "tapping" your credit card is spiritually passive/feminine, and that men should pay via confident and penetrative thrust into the chip reader
November 9, 2025 at 9:03 PM
itsjoelokay.bsky.social
interesting design over the doorway...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fasces
fasces image that is the namesake of fascism
November 8, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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still waiting...
Alan Dershowitz says he 'will blow his brains out on live TV' if Zohran Mamdani becomes NYC mayor
November 7, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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the good news just keeps coming
Nancy Pelosi won't seek reelection, ending her storied career in the US House Speaker Emerita Nancy Pelosi will not seek reelection to the U.S. House, bringing to a close her storied career as not only the first woman in the speaker’s office but arguably the most powerful in American politics. Pelosi, who has represented San Francisco for nearly 40 years, announced her decision Thursday. “I will not be seeking reelection to Congress,” Pelosi said in a video address to voters.
November 6, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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a new life awaits you in the colonies
Adam Sexton @AdamSextonWMUR Quick strike to promote NH: @KellyAyotte is paying for a billboard truck to make the rounds in Manhattan today, post-Mamdani win, encouraging wary business owners to relocate to the “safe, prosperous, free" Granite State, "what New York used to be" #NHPolitics
November 6, 2025 at 5:59 AM
itsjoelokay.bsky.social
Zohran Mamdani didn’t:
❌ Go on Rogan
❌ Post weird work-out vids
❌ Equivocate on trans rights
❌ Try to appeal to fascists in any way

Instead, he used this ONE WEIRD TRICK:
walk around the city meeting with voters and telling them his ideas to help them
Zohran Mamdani: "I think New York City should be affordable" Andrew Cuomo: MONDAMI
November 5, 2025 at 4:12 AM
itsjoelokay.bsky.social
the true all-star of crash out tweets
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump "TRUMP WASN'T ON THE BALLOT, AND SHUTDOWN, WERE THE TWO REASONS THAT REPUBLICANS LOST ELECTIONS TONIGHT, according to Pollsters.
November 5, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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everything that's wrong with the Democrats in one simple headline

they worry about the repercussions of winning
NEWS As Mamdani nears victory, Democrats worry about national fallout The progressive candidate is on the cusp of a historic mayoral win. And that's adding to unease among Democrats looking for a way back to national power
November 4, 2025 at 11:35 PM
itsjoelokay.bsky.social
mfw I'm definitely not so close to dead that facetune and photoshop can do nothing
Donald Trump's stroke-addled husk, no longer able to mask the pain of his impending, slow-rolling exit from this mortal coil
November 2, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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he definitely still has the will to live
Donald Trump trying to smile through a very pained look on his face The Expression meme from Disco Elysium, text reads: 5. - It's an expression of pain.
November 2, 2025 at 3:01 AM