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Surly Dan
@itsdanimal.bsky.social
· Jan 17
You can have my soul but don't touch my chicken nuggets
Sunday coffee is the best coffee
June 15, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Sunday coffee is the best coffee
You're just jealous because I know the perfect Kool-aid to sugar ratio
June 4, 2025 at 2:44 AM
You're just jealous because I know the perfect Kool-aid to sugar ratio
Goes to Starbucks
Orders a black coffee
Orders a black coffee
May 26, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Goes to Starbucks
Orders a black coffee
Orders a black coffee
I'd do some weird shit for a grilled cheese
May 19, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I'd do some weird shit for a grilled cheese
Imagine hating me and I'm listening to club hits from 2006 while drinking coffee
January 25, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Imagine hating me and I'm listening to club hits from 2006 while drinking coffee
The 700 Club turned me into a rebellious youth for replacing my Sunday morning cartoons
January 24, 2025 at 11:58 PM
The 700 Club turned me into a rebellious youth for replacing my Sunday morning cartoons
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Face down ass up . Me picking up a lucky penny.
January 24, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Face down ass up . Me picking up a lucky penny.
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Me: Hey, babe. You wanna have a threesome?
*slowly puts sock puppet on my left hand*
*slowly puts sock puppet on my left hand*
January 24, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Me: Hey, babe. You wanna have a threesome?
*slowly puts sock puppet on my left hand*
*slowly puts sock puppet on my left hand*
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You can't look serious in a bucket hat so why try
January 24, 2025 at 8:18 PM
You can't look serious in a bucket hat so why try
I'll seduce you with my flannel pajama pants on
January 24, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I'll seduce you with my flannel pajama pants on
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any crocs can be snow crocs if you just wear them in the snow
January 24, 2025 at 1:44 PM
any crocs can be snow crocs if you just wear them in the snow
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Mission Impossible theme in my head while I pin this on my mother-in-law’s shawl
January 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Mission Impossible theme in my head while I pin this on my mother-in-law’s shawl
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I always ask if it's a "good" baby like they're not gonna lie if it's had 5 exorcisms
January 24, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I always ask if it's a "good" baby like they're not gonna lie if it's had 5 exorcisms
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Fine I'll get outta bed... ughh!
January 24, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Fine I'll get outta bed... ughh!
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could never marry someone with a peanut allergy, the temptation is just too high
January 24, 2025 at 6:33 PM
could never marry someone with a peanut allergy, the temptation is just too high
Is it time to start the weekend yet?
January 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Is it time to start the weekend yet?
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Another night spent tossing and turning because I couldn't figure out what to do with my arms.
January 18, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Another night spent tossing and turning because I couldn't figure out what to do with my arms.
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Dolly PartOn
*claps twice*
Dolly PartOff
*claps twice*
Dolly PartOff
January 18, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Dolly PartOn
*claps twice*
Dolly PartOff
*claps twice*
Dolly PartOff
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The inability to breathe through your nose when you brush your teeth is like inhaling two packs of Newports.
January 18, 2025 at 10:47 AM
The inability to breathe through your nose when you brush your teeth is like inhaling two packs of Newports.
You can have my soul but don't touch my chicken nuggets
January 17, 2025 at 10:42 PM
You can have my soul but don't touch my chicken nuggets
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a tanning bed is just a george foreman for cannibals.
January 16, 2025 at 11:01 PM
a tanning bed is just a george foreman for cannibals.
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You can turn anything into a milkshake if your blender is strong enough.
January 17, 2025 at 1:43 PM
You can turn anything into a milkshake if your blender is strong enough.