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I like Gundam the normal amount. I recently got into magic thee gathering and it is my entire personality. Let’s make lots of tokens. Aspiring to be a soccer fan one day.
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Lorwyn First Light is out today! This is a D&D supplement that takes players to the world of Lorwyn-Shadowmoor as it is today!
It won't be a physical book like our past MTG setting supplements (booooo!), and it's a lot shorter. But still worth checking out!
It won't be a physical book like our past MTG setting supplements (booooo!), and it's a lot shorter. But still worth checking out!
November 18, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Lorwyn First Light is out today! This is a D&D supplement that takes players to the world of Lorwyn-Shadowmoor as it is today!
It won't be a physical book like our past MTG setting supplements (booooo!), and it's a lot shorter. But still worth checking out!
It won't be a physical book like our past MTG setting supplements (booooo!), and it's a lot shorter. But still worth checking out!
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God’s bravest solider is at the veterinarian office.
November 17, 2025 at 7:35 PM
God’s bravest solider is at the veterinarian office.
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Here's your regularly scheduled reminder that #MTGEternities is the set of the year, if not the decade. Thank you
November 17, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Here's your regularly scheduled reminder that #MTGEternities is the set of the year, if not the decade. Thank you
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Next Monday we are joined by @briamgilbert.bsky.social, @ghaspey.bsky.social, and the one and only @carmparens.bsky.social for a Commander game with a theme so unforgetable that we forgot to tell anyone but @briamgilbert.bsky.social about it!
Catch last week's episode here: youtu.be/NmPdeeyPuHI
Catch last week's episode here: youtu.be/NmPdeeyPuHI
November 17, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Next Monday we are joined by @briamgilbert.bsky.social, @ghaspey.bsky.social, and the one and only @carmparens.bsky.social for a Commander game with a theme so unforgetable that we forgot to tell anyone but @briamgilbert.bsky.social about it!
Catch last week's episode here: youtu.be/NmPdeeyPuHI
Catch last week's episode here: youtu.be/NmPdeeyPuHI
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If they really wanted to appeal to women they should have made a drink called Monster Fucker.
November 17, 2025 at 10:38 AM
If they really wanted to appeal to women they should have made a drink called Monster Fucker.
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Saw this post on tumblr with an actual poll attached to it and the overwhelming winner was "I don't believe life begins at conception but I would still sell liquor to the baby"
November 16, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Saw this post on tumblr with an actual poll attached to it and the overwhelming winner was "I don't believe life begins at conception but I would still sell liquor to the baby"
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1. I attain sufficient wealth to purchase Wizards of the Coast from Hasbro
2. I appoint myself Boss of Rules and Gameplay for MTG Arena
3. the rule "you can't search your library if there's more than 60 cards in it" is immediately implemented, designated irrevocable
4. nations of the earth rejoice
2. I appoint myself Boss of Rules and Gameplay for MTG Arena
3. the rule "you can't search your library if there's more than 60 cards in it" is immediately implemented, designated irrevocable
4. nations of the earth rejoice
November 16, 2025 at 4:14 PM
1. I attain sufficient wealth to purchase Wizards of the Coast from Hasbro
2. I appoint myself Boss of Rules and Gameplay for MTG Arena
3. the rule "you can't search your library if there's more than 60 cards in it" is immediately implemented, designated irrevocable
4. nations of the earth rejoice
2. I appoint myself Boss of Rules and Gameplay for MTG Arena
3. the rule "you can't search your library if there's more than 60 cards in it" is immediately implemented, designated irrevocable
4. nations of the earth rejoice
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![Steve Hogarty @misterbrilliant
[gets olympic tickets to 100m butterfly] Oh my god this will be great. [sees the huge stadium] Oh wow that must be where they keep it.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:k5zurjvwdwxqwpvd4ggk3w76/bafkreihzgag5tcnviy6ohpnaokdl6jbyus6lufcrxk27xbskrzjusvybxu@jpeg)
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This lady is not your friend.
November 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
This lady is not your friend.
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loads of problems would be resolved in our society if we embraced two truths:
1) sometimes you need to shut the fuck up and mind your own business
2) sometimes being mildly inconvenienced is essential for society to function and that starts at an interpersonal level
1) sometimes you need to shut the fuck up and mind your own business
2) sometimes being mildly inconvenienced is essential for society to function and that starts at an interpersonal level
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 11:23 AM
loads of problems would be resolved in our society if we embraced two truths:
1) sometimes you need to shut the fuck up and mind your own business
2) sometimes being mildly inconvenienced is essential for society to function and that starts at an interpersonal level
1) sometimes you need to shut the fuck up and mind your own business
2) sometimes being mildly inconvenienced is essential for society to function and that starts at an interpersonal level
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found $1 in my pocket
a man in a suit and tie is holding a stack of money and smelling it
Alt: vince mcmahon sniffing money
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:27 PM
found $1 in my pocket
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Come for the sheep, stay for the alt text
THREAD. A collection of photographs of excellent sheep I have met on walks.
You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
November 14, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Come for the sheep, stay for the alt text
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WHY ARE YOU PUSHING THIS SO HARD?
Pre-orders mean the world. Early pre-orders open new doors for us, and for this book, and will make the whole situation better. If we can debut on the NYT Bestseller list, I will build an Alandra Sky Dreamer token deck and punish myself with math.
Pre-orders mean the world. Early pre-orders open new doors for us, and for this book, and will make the whole situation better. If we can debut on the NYT Bestseller list, I will build an Alandra Sky Dreamer token deck and punish myself with math.
November 13, 2025 at 11:51 PM
WHY ARE YOU PUSHING THIS SO HARD?
Pre-orders mean the world. Early pre-orders open new doors for us, and for this book, and will make the whole situation better. If we can debut on the NYT Bestseller list, I will build an Alandra Sky Dreamer token deck and punish myself with math.
Pre-orders mean the world. Early pre-orders open new doors for us, and for this book, and will make the whole situation better. If we can debut on the NYT Bestseller list, I will build an Alandra Sky Dreamer token deck and punish myself with math.
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CAN YOU PROMISE THOSE THINGS?
Nope! But my negotiating position is better if this book does really well. Help it do really well! BUY ME MY DREAMS!
Nope! But my negotiating position is better if this book does really well. Help it do really well! BUY ME MY DREAMS!
November 13, 2025 at 11:46 PM
CAN YOU PROMISE THOSE THINGS?
Nope! But my negotiating position is better if this book does really well. Help it do really well! BUY ME MY DREAMS!
Nope! But my negotiating position is better if this book does really well. Help it do really well! BUY ME MY DREAMS!
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MORE IN THIS SERIES, OR MORE MAGIC?
Both! The sequel, OMENS OF CONSEQUENCE, takes place in New Capenna, and my highline for it is "Magic the Gathering does THE GREAT GATSBY." I wanna write it.
I also wanna revive the Planeswalker line, and write Nahiri and Tyvar novels. So. No chill here.
Both! The sequel, OMENS OF CONSEQUENCE, takes place in New Capenna, and my highline for it is "Magic the Gathering does THE GREAT GATSBY." I wanna write it.
I also wanna revive the Planeswalker line, and write Nahiri and Tyvar novels. So. No chill here.
November 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
MORE IN THIS SERIES, OR MORE MAGIC?
Both! The sequel, OMENS OF CONSEQUENCE, takes place in New Capenna, and my highline for it is "Magic the Gathering does THE GREAT GATSBY." I wanna write it.
I also wanna revive the Planeswalker line, and write Nahiri and Tyvar novels. So. No chill here.
Both! The sequel, OMENS OF CONSEQUENCE, takes place in New Capenna, and my highline for it is "Magic the Gathering does THE GREAT GATSBY." I wanna write it.
I also wanna revive the Planeswalker line, and write Nahiri and Tyvar novels. So. No chill here.
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Fact-check: true 😕
November 13, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Fact-check: true 😕
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these people have no moral center at all, their ethics are entirely situational, and that is the only accurate way to describe them. They’re not zealots or true believers, they’re opportunists protecting their turf
Epstein: ken, would take a stab at the article for the law journal. ? thx
Ken Starr: "In the spirit of the bedrock American belief in second chances, that unhappy chapter in Jeffrey's otherwise-magnificent life should be allowed to close once and for all."
Ken Starr: "In the spirit of the bedrock American belief in second chances, that unhappy chapter in Jeffrey's otherwise-magnificent life should be allowed to close once and for all."
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Sent:
To:
CC:
Subject:
Matthew Hiltzik,
12/15/2018 6:40:52 PM
Michael Wolff I
Jeffrey Epstein [jeevacation@gmail.com]; Kathy Ruemmler
Re:
Darren Indyke
Also think there should be a line in there somewhere which clearly confirms that JE understands and recognizes that he did something wrong
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On Dec 15, 2018, at 12:03 PM, Michael Wolff <
> wrote:
Seems very good. Is there reason or opportunity here to evoke JE's Clinton connection? He had been publicly connected to the former President and became a proxy for the considerable anger at high levels of the Federal government that still surrounded Clinton. Likewise now, one reason to revive the story is that it is a way to tar a Trump administration official, who, in the normal course of his duties, happened to deal with the case.
On Sat, Dec 15, 2018 at 11:28 AM J <jeevacation@,gmail.com> wrote: thoughts.
- Forwarded message ---
From: Ken Starr <
Date: Sat, Dec 15, 2018 at 11:24 AM
Subject: Re:
To: J< <jeevacation@gmail.com>
Cc: Alan Dershowitz <
Here goes:
"Sweetheart deal! " So goes the critique of the resolution of a long-ago case involving our former client -- and now-friend -- Jeffrey Epstein. The critique is profoundly misplaced, supported neither by the law or the facts, nor by the structure of our constitutional republic. To the contrary, Jeffrey was subjected to an unprecedented federal intrusion into a quintessentially local criminal matter in south Florida. His offense to the social order --involving sex for hire -- was entirely a matter entrusted to laws of the several States, not the federal government. His conduct - a classic state offense --was being treated exactly that way by able, honest prosecutors in Palm Beach County, but the overweening federal government intruded where it did not belong. And now, over ten years after the fact, the current assault on federal decision-makers at the time, including now-Secretary of Labor Alex Acosta (then the United States Attorney in south Flo…](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tsveacqzpqosfuahoqgsfu4a/bafkreifar5zmwmxqu4mpkceln5rninlk2kficvndbnp6muhraqfnqtgtm4@jpeg)
November 13, 2025 at 10:39 PM
these people have no moral center at all, their ethics are entirely situational, and that is the only accurate way to describe them. They’re not zealots or true believers, they’re opportunists protecting their turf
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never logging off this torment nexus
November 13, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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they got megyn kelly up on tv doing the ol libertarian its not pedophilia its ephebophilia shuffle
welcome back. if you're just joining us, nazis are defending pedophiles
November 14, 2025 at 12:01 AM
they got megyn kelly up on tv doing the ol libertarian its not pedophilia its ephebophilia shuffle
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"TikTok but you pay for it" is not a winning business model
November 13, 2025 at 5:20 PM
"TikTok but you pay for it" is not a winning business model
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There's already a place for the hordes of nameless slobs to put worthless junk videos. It's called YouTube and it's free for a reason
November 13, 2025 at 5:18 PM
There's already a place for the hordes of nameless slobs to put worthless junk videos. It's called YouTube and it's free for a reason