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Henn, known robot kisser
@iwriterobots.com
1.5K followers 570 following 3.8K posts
Co-host on @thevorthoscast.bsky.social
MtG Essayist, TTRPG Dev
Sci-Fi Writer, Trans person in MTG
New Perspectives 2025
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MTG Writers: https://discord.gg/W94juMmUYm
Find my work at: https://linktr.ee/iwriterobots
✉️ motherhenn.tales@gmail.com
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Henn, known robot kisser @iwriterobots.com · Dec 17
Hello!
My name is Henn or iwriterobots on the internet. I make video essays discussing all things robots in Magic: the Gathering from a lore and flavor perspective.

Curious about how MTG classifies its robots? I've got a video about it right here!
youtu.be/1ScK-M4AR2A?...
Defining Robots in Magic: the Gathering
YouTube video by iwriterobots
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nuclearrayne.bsky.social
Quick, the turtle spoilers have stopped. Post Phyrexians 😈

❤️ HIM❤️
Skrelv, Defector Mite {W} Legendary Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Mite Toxic 1 (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get a poison counter.) Skrelv can’t block. {W/P}, {T}: Choose a color. Another target creature you control gains toxic 1 and hexproof from that color until end of turn. It can’t be blocked by creatures of that color this turn. ({W/P} can be paid with either {W} or 2 life.) 1/1 Illustrated by Brian Valeza
February 18, 2026 at 5:58 AM
iwriterobots.com
Roommates? No, no, this is just my... 😏
Midnight Entourage {2}{B}{B} Creature — Aetherborn Rogue Other Aetherborn you control get +1/+1. Whenever this creature or another Aetherborn you control dies, you draw a card and you lose 1 life. 3/3 Illustrated by Lius Lasahido
February 17, 2026 at 3:03 PM
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carmparens.bsky.social
February 17, 2026 at 3:30 AM
iwriterobots.com
What are the best card names that can be used to refer to you and your friends/partner(s)?
Personally I think we're something of a notorious throng.
Notorious Throng {3}{U} Kindred Sorcery — Rogue Prowl {5}{U} (You may cast this for its prowl cost if you dealt combat damage to a player this turn with a Rogue.) Create X 1/1 black Faerie Rogue creature tokens with flying, where X is the damage dealt to your opponents this turn. If this spell’s prowl cost was paid, take an extra turn after this one. Illustrated by Thomas Denmark
February 16, 2026 at 8:11 PM
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iwriterobots.com
Robot fact of the day: i am very, very gay
January 19, 2026 at 10:25 PM
iwriterobots.com
Magic the Gathering take notes please
bimbo.city JuniperTheory @bimbo.city · 3d
RAHHHH NETRUNNER ID WITH IT/ITS PRONOUNS FINALLY REVEALED LETS GOOOOOO
February 14, 2026 at 10:00 PM
iwriterobots.com
Happy Valentines Day, my fellow myr
A poorly made valentine with a picture of urtet on it. It reads, "most myr go where the work is, but my heart's led my right to you" [sic] A poorly made valentine note featuring the art of Omega and alpha myr. It reads, "be the alpha to my omega?" A poorly made valentine with the art of knighted myr. It reads, "for you? I'd fight like a leonin" A poorly made valentine featuring the art of coretapper. It reads, "I'd core-tap that".
February 14, 2026 at 9:41 PM
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wolfskulljack.bsky.social
Eat or be eaten- happy Valentine’s Day 👀
My art digital, a women with a sidecut and a single antler leans in to lick a women in a monsters mouth
February 14, 2026 at 11:01 AM
iwriterobots.com
Gotta do some esrly JundJund playtesting at MC Chicago. Seriously you've gotta play this, @travisnorman.bsky.social outdid himself.
thejanklord.bsky.social QUEST FOR THE JANKLORD @thejanklord.bsky.social · 4d
This is JundJund | A Dandân Variant For Midrange Players:

youtu.be/lciOy1gOV0M?...

@travisnorman.bsky.social brings his sick Forgetful Fish riff to the dungeon.

#magicthegathering
February 13, 2026 at 5:43 PM
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i miss mirrodin
February 11, 2026 at 7:48 PM
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carmparens.bsky.social
February 10, 2026 at 3:54 PM
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madocactus.itch.io
time to be loud about this terrible decision.

discord.com/company-info...
February 9, 2026 at 2:41 PM
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sorinmarkov.bsky.social
It has been 123 days since I have cried over Sorin Markov

Behold, my most prized possession:

A Phyrexian Sorin, Imperious Bloodlord signed by @iwriterobots.com , (I don’t know Dex’s BSKY tag), @astrisjanus.bsky.social , @robotrad.bsky.social , @littjara.bsky.social , and @smallpoxeater.bsky.social
A Phyrexian Sorin, Imperious Bloodlord signed by all the people listed above.
February 6, 2026 at 3:59 PM
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"Party rockers in the house tonight"
"No, Sorin, it's party rock *is* in the house tonight!!!"
[*Massive Fight*]
strafulbix.bsky.social Strix 🔜 MagicCon: Amsterdam @strafulbix.bsky.social · 12d
What music opinions would cause Nahiri and Sorin to clash like they did?
levdev.bsky.social LevDev Changeling Gremlin in Disguise @levdev.bsky.social · 12d
...Now thinking what Music Chandra would like?
February 5, 2026 at 7:59 PM
iwriterobots.com
Need to kill an afternoon? Go on Bluesky Dot Com and say "Jace Beleren can't get it". Just trust me.
February 5, 2026 at 7:32 PM
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acry.bsky.social
Finally crunching @mtglore.com 2025 numbers. For the year:

• Traffic sent to Magic Story articles was 71k. Lifetime total 196k.
• Traffic sent to non-MS Mothership articles was 29k. Lifetime total 68k.
• Story search results clicked was 209k. Lifetime total 498k.

(Doesn't count ECL, added in Jan)
February 5, 2026 at 3:54 AM
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iwriterobots.com
I don't really understand it, but I'm glad the kids are getting into Wrenn's various treefolk companions!
The Magic card Six The Magic card for Seven (and Wrenn)
October 16, 2025 at 9:22 PM
iwriterobots.com
Wow they put me on a card
February 2, 2026 at 1:36 AM
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ratqueenem.bsky.social
Received an updated estimate from the vet of about $3.5k. I know there’s a chance of it going higher and I’m freaking out slightly. But I just want him to be ok. To be safe and healthy.

Please if you can spare anything at all for Leo, I will be eternally grateful. 🥹

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A picture of Leo the cat with the text “ayuda para Leo” which means help for Leo
January 30, 2026 at 10:42 PM
iwriterobots.com
Need good vibes today, send robots.
January 29, 2026 at 3:17 PM
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Blood taken! Errands run! Productive day! Time to be gay
iwriterobots.com Henn, known robot kisser @iwriterobots.com · 21d
Waiting for doctors to steal my blood, AMA
A picture of me :) I have round glasses with a blue wire frame, shoulder length brown hair with the front strands bleached, and I'm wearing a black mask and a pink coat.
January 27, 2026 at 7:35 PM
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bugsmaytrix.bsky.social
Quint being a historic chaser explains how he wound up with thalia, great flavor win
myhandsareblank.bsky.social 𝙈𝙮𝙃𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙨𝘼𝙧𝙚𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙠 🔜 Shoebox @myhandsareblank.bsky.social · 21d
AND IT MENTIONS THE FORMORI IN THE BLURB WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK YOU GUYS
January 27, 2026 at 7:10 PM
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Waiting for doctors to steal my blood, AMA
A picture of me :) I have round glasses with a blue wire frame, shoulder length brown hair with the front strands bleached, and I'm wearing a black mask and a pink coat.
January 27, 2026 at 6:11 PM
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hanrydd.bsky.social
A love letter to Citizen Sleeper

#digitalArt #fanArt #CitizenSleeper
January 26, 2026 at 6:40 PM
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Evergreen
iwriterobots.com Henn, known robot kisser @iwriterobots.com · 29d
Robot fact of the day: i am very, very gay
January 25, 2026 at 5:41 AM