Henn, known robot kisser
@iwriterobots.com
Co-host on @thevorthoscast.bsky.social
MtG Essayist, TTRPG Dev
Sci-Fi Writer, Trans person in MTG
New Perspectives 2025
[he/they/any]🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
MTG Writers: https://discord.gg/W94juMmUYm
Find my work at: https://linktr.ee/iwriterobots
✉️ motherhenn.tales@gmail.com
MtG Essayist, TTRPG Dev
Sci-Fi Writer, Trans person in MTG
New Perspectives 2025
[he/they/any]🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
MTG Writers: https://discord.gg/W94juMmUYm
Find my work at: https://linktr.ee/iwriterobots
✉️ motherhenn.tales@gmail.com
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Defining Robots in Magic: the Gathering
YouTube video by iwriterobots
youtu.be
Hello!
My name is Henn or iwriterobots on the internet. I make video essays discussing all things robots in Magic: the Gathering from a lore and flavor perspective.
Curious about how MTG classifies its robots? I've got a video about it right here!
youtu.be/1ScK-M4AR2A?...
My name is Henn or iwriterobots on the internet. I make video essays discussing all things robots in Magic: the Gathering from a lore and flavor perspective.
Curious about how MTG classifies its robots? I've got a video about it right here!
youtu.be/1ScK-M4AR2A?...
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It's OMENS OF CHAOS yelling time again! Have you pre-ordered YOUR copy yet?
November 13, 2025 at 11:41 PM
It's OMENS OF CHAOS yelling time again! Have you pre-ordered YOUR copy yet?
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Another one! eternal witness, had a lot of fun playing with new brushes and drawing organic shapes
#fuckterfs #mtg #mtgart #mirrodin #magicthegathering #redraw #eternalwitness
#fuckterfs #mtg #mtgart #mirrodin #magicthegathering #redraw #eternalwitness
November 13, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Another one! eternal witness, had a lot of fun playing with new brushes and drawing organic shapes
#fuckterfs #mtg #mtgart #mirrodin #magicthegathering #redraw #eternalwitness
#fuckterfs #mtg #mtgart #mirrodin #magicthegathering #redraw #eternalwitness
Did you know we had an axolotl back in Lorwyn?
November 13, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Did you know we had an axolotl back in Lorwyn?
So normal about this, wow
daughter of yawgmoth
piece from '21, exploring multiple characters in a scene, a tough angle, lots of problems in this but was a great challenge at the time.
piece from '21, exploring multiple characters in a scene, a tough angle, lots of problems in this but was a great challenge at the time.
November 12, 2025 at 8:13 PM
So normal about this, wow
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Obsessed with how Jensie says "two more."
We're fixing Pacific Rim: Uprising with Lancer, with guest GM @iwriterobots.com and a soundtrack by @beholdyourfate.bsky.social!
#TTRPG #actualplay #comedy #funny #dnd #improv #jonboyega #lancer #robots #mechs
We're fixing Pacific Rim: Uprising with Lancer, with guest GM @iwriterobots.com and a soundtrack by @beholdyourfate.bsky.social!
#TTRPG #actualplay #comedy #funny #dnd #improv #jonboyega #lancer #robots #mechs
November 11, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Obsessed with how Jensie says "two more."
We're fixing Pacific Rim: Uprising with Lancer, with guest GM @iwriterobots.com and a soundtrack by @beholdyourfate.bsky.social!
#TTRPG #actualplay #comedy #funny #dnd #improv #jonboyega #lancer #robots #mechs
We're fixing Pacific Rim: Uprising with Lancer, with guest GM @iwriterobots.com and a soundtrack by @beholdyourfate.bsky.social!
#TTRPG #actualplay #comedy #funny #dnd #improv #jonboyega #lancer #robots #mechs
Curious what Lorwyn-Shadowmoor looks like today? Are you also dying to know what's going on in Lorwyn Eclipsed?
Come listen to us theorize!
Come listen to us theorize!
It’s nearly time for us to embark upon our field trip into Lorwyn-Shadowmoor, so this week we’re teaching a crash course on what all has changed on the plane since our last visit, covering the Planeswalker’s Guide to Lorwyn Eclipsed!
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364 - Planeswalker's Guide to Lorwyn Eclipsed
How has Lorwyn-Shadowmoor changed since our first visit? We're digging in on major highlights from the Planeswalker's Guide to understand how the world has fared, and what aurora-evading trickery awai
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November 10, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Curious what Lorwyn-Shadowmoor looks like today? Are you also dying to know what's going on in Lorwyn Eclipsed?
Come listen to us theorize!
Come listen to us theorize!
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We're excited for the upcoming Magic novel Strixhaven: Omens of Chaos by @seananmcguire.bsky.social!
If you've preordered the book, drop a reply with your receipt or a preorder screenshot below for a chance to win a spell directly from the Biblioplex itself: Demonic Tutor
(Ends 11/24)
If you've preordered the book, drop a reply with your receipt or a preorder screenshot below for a chance to win a spell directly from the Biblioplex itself: Demonic Tutor
(Ends 11/24)
November 8, 2025 at 12:07 AM
We're excited for the upcoming Magic novel Strixhaven: Omens of Chaos by @seananmcguire.bsky.social!
If you've preordered the book, drop a reply with your receipt or a preorder screenshot below for a chance to win a spell directly from the Biblioplex itself: Demonic Tutor
(Ends 11/24)
If you've preordered the book, drop a reply with your receipt or a preorder screenshot below for a chance to win a spell directly from the Biblioplex itself: Demonic Tutor
(Ends 11/24)
Meatier Golem (cause it beefs up your creature)
November 6, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Meatier Golem (cause it beefs up your creature)
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A child knocks something off my desk at work. I smile at the parent understandingly.
"Your child?"
They smile and nod.
"You made them?"
"Uh, yes?" They are confused.
"Like Goben."
"W-what?"
"Fleem. You made them. Like Fleem." Then to the child: "You are Fleem."
[They do not understand.]
"Your child?"
They smile and nod.
"You made them?"
"Uh, yes?" They are confused.
"Like Goben."
"W-what?"
"Fleem. You made them. Like Fleem." Then to the child: "You are Fleem."
[They do not understand.]
September 10, 2025 at 5:03 PM
A child knocks something off my desk at work. I smile at the parent understandingly.
"Your child?"
They smile and nod.
"You made them?"
"Uh, yes?" They are confused.
"Like Goben."
"W-what?"
"Fleem. You made them. Like Fleem." Then to the child: "You are Fleem."
[They do not understand.]
"Your child?"
They smile and nod.
"You made them?"
"Uh, yes?" They are confused.
"Like Goben."
"W-what?"
"Fleem. You made them. Like Fleem." Then to the child: "You are Fleem."
[They do not understand.]
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It’s my birthday today!!! 🥳🎊🎉🎉 As a gift I’d love it if you shared my art 💝
Hello everyone, I’d like to nominate myself as the CEO of Random MtG Yuri if everyone is chill with that, alright meeting adjourned 🤝🏼
#mtg #mtgfanart #ayseneinart
#mtg #mtgfanart #ayseneinart
November 4, 2025 at 5:18 PM
It’s my birthday today!!! 🥳🎊🎉🎉 As a gift I’d love it if you shared my art 💝
Jay this episode:
November 3, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Jay this episode:
Magic: the Gathering
November 2, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Magic: the Gathering
Goes hard
the mtg/linguistics/trans nerds have translated "death before detransition" into phyrexian.
November 2, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Goes hard
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I hope I can come back to this at some point
#mtgart #mtgfanart #magicthegathering #tyvarkell #nikoaris
#mtgart #mtgfanart #magicthegathering #tyvarkell #nikoaris
October 30, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I hope I can come back to this at some point
#mtgart #mtgfanart #magicthegathering #tyvarkell #nikoaris
#mtgart #mtgfanart #magicthegathering #tyvarkell #nikoaris
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Everyone should post like they're a planeswalker. I think it would be silly.
October 29, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Everyone should post like they're a planeswalker. I think it would be silly.
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I'd rather be getting compleated rn
Everyone should post like they're a planeswalker. I think it would be silly.
October 30, 2025 at 6:13 AM
I'd rather be getting compleated rn
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I would be more cool with losing my hands and having wings instead if I could figure out how to fly but turns out that’s harder than you might expect
Everyone should post like they're a planeswalker. I think it would be silly.
October 30, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I would be more cool with losing my hands and having wings instead if I could figure out how to fly but turns out that’s harder than you might expect
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Listen, the first goblin that exploded? That was on me.
But the rest? They JUST watched what happened. How can that be my fault?
But the rest? They JUST watched what happened. How can that be my fault?
Everyone should post like they're a planeswalker. I think it would be silly.
October 30, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Listen, the first goblin that exploded? That was on me.
But the rest? They JUST watched what happened. How can that be my fault?
But the rest? They JUST watched what happened. How can that be my fault?
Does anyone know of any writing gigs outside of 10th district? Maybe Capenna rent is cheaper? I stg I'm being paid ZIBS for this shit and my apartment still has a hole in the roof from Realmbreaker last year.
Everyone should post like they're a planeswalker. I think it would be silly.
October 29, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Does anyone know of any writing gigs outside of 10th district? Maybe Capenna rent is cheaper? I stg I'm being paid ZIBS for this shit and my apartment still has a hole in the roof from Realmbreaker last year.
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Just got back from #NoConsulate March in Avishkar. Gearing up to prep for the #AbolishAzorius rally next!
Remember to avoid sign ups, as they might be Dimir ops.
Remember to avoid sign ups, as they might be Dimir ops.
Everyone should post like they're a planeswalker. I think it would be silly.
October 29, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Just got back from #NoConsulate March in Avishkar. Gearing up to prep for the #AbolishAzorius rally next!
Remember to avoid sign ups, as they might be Dimir ops.
Remember to avoid sign ups, as they might be Dimir ops.
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pro tip
Don’t join the Boros to get the armor and signing bonus, then planeswalk away
The drip is immaculate, but any time I swing by Ravnice it turns into a whole thing
Don’t join the Boros to get the armor and signing bonus, then planeswalk away
The drip is immaculate, but any time I swing by Ravnice it turns into a whole thing
Everyone should post like they're a planeswalker. I think it would be silly.
October 29, 2025 at 10:24 PM
pro tip
Don’t join the Boros to get the armor and signing bonus, then planeswalk away
The drip is immaculate, but any time I swing by Ravnice it turns into a whole thing
Don’t join the Boros to get the armor and signing bonus, then planeswalk away
The drip is immaculate, but any time I swing by Ravnice it turns into a whole thing
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Can ya'll please close that Omenpath, you're letting in all the m̷͈̀̈͂̈̇̿̀͆o̷̢̧͙͈̗͚̥̯̲̹̼̮͈͉̙͓͐̈̋̒̿̀̉̀̆̒̋̈́̚t̷̻͚̫͍̠̍͑̐̇̃̈́̈́̕h̴̞̤̦̽͒̾́̏̓͊͌s̶̩̙͖̻̟̭̘͖̍͒̂̓̓̇͑͊̉͛͑͑̚
Everyone should post like they're a planeswalker. I think it would be silly.
October 29, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Can ya'll please close that Omenpath, you're letting in all the m̷͈̀̈͂̈̇̿̀͆o̷̢̧͙͈̗͚̥̯̲̹̼̮͈͉̙͓͐̈̋̒̿̀̉̀̆̒̋̈́̚t̷̻͚̫͍̠̍͑̐̇̃̈́̈́̕h̴̞̤̦̽͒̾́̏̓͊͌s̶̩̙͖̻̟̭̘͖̍͒̂̓̓̇͑͊̉͛͑͑̚
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I'm walking to other planes and handing these out as a psa from home
October 29, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I'm walking to other planes and handing these out as a psa from home
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I tried weekending on Ixalan, but I hate to say it- I think the dinos are friendlier on Ikoria
maybe it's just me
maybe it's just me
Everyone should post like they're a planeswalker. I think it would be silly.
October 29, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I tried weekending on Ixalan, but I hate to say it- I think the dinos are friendlier on Ikoria
maybe it's just me
maybe it's just me