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Henn, known robot kisser
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MtG Essayist, TTRPG Dev
Sci-Fi Writer, Trans person in MTG
New Perspectives 2025
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Ceci n'est pas une pipe
November 13, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Did you know we had an axolotl back in Lorwyn?
The Magic card, "Ethereal Whiskergill", which depicts an elemental who looks like a bright pink axolotl with long, wispy external gills. You might even say the gills look like whiskers, and do so ethereally.
November 13, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Jay this episode:
A screenshot of text messages. The first asks "so what was the original Lorwyn's story?" The recipient of the text replies "im glad you asked" followed by an attached audio message that is 6 hours, 94 minutes, and 20 seconds long.
November 3, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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Everyone should post like they're a planeswalker. I think it would be silly.
A screenshot of a tweet that has been edited. It reads, "Tweet like Planeswalkers were real"
October 29, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Rolled double nat 20s on a disadvantage sneak attack tonight. I think I've ascended.
A top-down view of my dice tray, featuring two twenty-sided dice both with the "20" face up.
October 27, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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He should be allowed to pay (3) to put it into hand (he still can't cast it)
"This is the Bad Place" meme with the text edited to read, "this is Companion"
October 26, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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That's a Rock Fact
Mockingbird {X}{U} Creature — Bird Bard Flying You may have this creature enter as a copy of any creature on the battlefield with mana value less than or equal to the amount of mana spent to cast this creature, except it’s a Bird in addition to its other types and it has flying. “Laughing at you? No, no, I’m laughing as you!” 1/1 Illustrated by Aurore Folny Lantern of the Lost {1} Artifact When this artifact enters, exile target card from a graveyard. {1}, {T}, Exile this artifact: Exile all cards from all graveyards, then draw a card. Illustrated by Chris Cold Garruk, Cursed Huntsman {4}{B}{G} Legendary Planeswalker — Garruk 0: Create two 2/2 black and green Wolf creature tokens with “When this token dies, put a loyalty counter on each Garruk you control.” −3: Destroy target creature. Draw a card. −6: You get an emblem with “Creatures you control get +3/+3 and have trample.” Loyalty: 5 Illustrated by Eric Deschamps Brainstone {1} Artifact {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order. One day, it might provide a flash of insight that turns the tide of battle. Meanwhile, it looks lovely on an end table. Illustrated by Drew Tucker
October 20, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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I don't really understand it, but I'm glad the kids are getting into Wrenn's various treefolk companions!
The Magic card Six The Magic card for Seven (and Wrenn)
October 16, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Lil Memnite just wants a fellow 0 cost artifact
Mishra's Bauble {0} Artifact {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Look at the top card of target player’s library. Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn’s upkeep. “Arcum is a babbling fool! Phyrexian technology is our greatest blessing. Take this delightful trinket for instance …” —Heidar, Rimewind master Illustrated by Chippy
October 16, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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The How To Train Your Dragon meme "you're as beautiful as the day I lost you"
October 14, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Also "popped out a myr" -myr Sire, probably
Myr Sire {2} Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Myr When this creature dies, create a 1/1 colorless Phyrexian Myr artifact creature token. For the Phyrexians, death is not an end, nor a one-time occurrence. 1/1 Illustrated by Jaime Jones
October 13, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Drafted NEO with a bud tonight 😅
A picture of Fable of the Mirror-Breaker in foil
October 12, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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A screenshot of a tweet that says, "im probably nonbinary but I have a job so idrc about that rn"
October 11, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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Can't beat it
Art of Phyrexian (Compleated) Jace and Ajani done back in 2017 by the artist Daarken.
October 11, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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I don't even go here (FF14) but I have nothing normal to say about this robot
Machinist's Arsenal {4}{W} Artifact — Equipment Job select (When this Equipment enters, create a 1/1 colorless Hero creature token, then attach this to it.) Equipped creature gets +2/+2 for each artifact you control and is an Artificer in addition to its other types. Machina — Equip {4} ({4}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.) Illustrated by Thanh Tuấn
October 9, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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There's also a smaller subset of these cards that have never been on an *in-universe* card before, which is quite funny to me.
Weird bonus fact: both our game's Elevators are in-universe.
Quantum Riddler {3}{U}{U} Creature — Sphinx Flying When this creature enters, draw a card. As long as you have one or fewer cards in hand, if you would draw one or more cards, you draw that many cards plus one instead. Warp {1}{U} 4/6 Illustrated by Izzy Zookeeper Mechan {1}{R} Artifact Creature — Robot {T}: Add {R}. {6}{R}: Target creature you control gets +4/+0 until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery. Infinite Guideline’s “Fauna from Sothera” exhibit proved popular. Unfortunately, the biological zookeepers kept getting eaten. 1/3 Illustrated by Justyna Dura Petting Zookeeper {2}{G} Creature — Elf Employee Reach When this creature enters, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.) Calling it a “petting zoo” really saved on the cages. 0/4 Illustrated by Sebastian Giacobino Quantum Misalignment {4}{U} Sorcery Create a token that’s a copy of target creature you control, except it isn’t legendary. Rebound (If you cast this spell from your hand, exile it as it resolves. At the beginning of your next upkeep, you may cast this card from exile without paying its mana cost.) Illustrated by Borja Pindado
October 8, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Edge of Eternities was an interesting set for real words that have never been on Magic cards before due to their very modern nature.
Among them: Vocalist, Torpedo, Nutrient, Relations, Atomic

My personal favorite though: Download
#MTGEOE
Cerebral Download {4}{U} Instant Surveil X, where X is the number of artifacts you control. Then draw three cards. (To surveil X, look at the top X cards of your library, then put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.) All Uthros networks are routed through an ancient relic called a memory vessel, which converts data into thought. Illustrated by Antonio José Manzanedo
October 8, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Still thinking about Capenna's Humors-Based-HRT
A screenshot of text from the Magic the Gathering story "No Tells" by Isaac Gellman. It reads: "I don't get it, Yuma," said Elnor. She was cool for a woman with thunder pointed at her; I could smell the power, like the smell of rain coming to the desert. "Weren't we good to you? Didn't we accept you when nobody else did? Didn't we hook you up with the best body-man in the city to change your humors, to make you a fella?"
October 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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I took my sweet time lmao. So much juggling...
A screenshot of the end game completion screen of Silksong. Is reads: GAME COMPLETION PERCENTAGE 100% TIME 75h 34m 43s
October 5, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Environmental storytelling 😇
A screenshot of messages in the twitch chat. I am replying to a message labeled "message deleted by a moderator". My reply says, "mods can we obliterate this guy?"
October 4, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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The word is actually "bioorganic", which leads me to believe this card is just shortening "bisexual organic carapace"
The Magic card "Biorganic Carapace" from the Spiderman set. A bisexual flag has been superimposed over the art.
October 4, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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The WUBRG-ification of types that were once very centered in just one or two colors....
Cosmic Spider-Man {W}{U}{B}{R}{G} Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero Flying, first strike, trample, lifelink, haste At the beginning of combat on your turn, other Spiders you control gain flying, first strike, trample, lifelink, and haste until end of turn. The Enigma Force granted Peter the greatest power, and with it, the greatest responsibility. 5/5 Illustrated by Zoltan Boros
October 4, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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When Lorwyn Eclipsed drops I'm going to pivot my entire online personality to be #1 Noggle fan instead.
Noggle Bandit {1}{U/R}{U/R} Creature — Noggle Rogue This creature can’t be blocked except by creatures with defender. Noggles believe that they were the first race ever to walk Shadowmoor. They don’t “steal.” They just take back what’s rightfully theirs. 2/2 Illustrated by Thomas Denmark Noggle Bridgebreaker {2}{U/R}{U/R} Creature — Noggle Rogue When this creature enters, return a land you control to its owner’s hand. “It’s always funny till someone gets hurt. Then it’s hilarious.” 4/3 Illustrated by Thomas M. Baxa Noggle Hedge-Mage {2}{U/R} Creature — Noggle Wizard When this creature enters, if you control two or more Islands, you may tap two target permanents. When this creature enters, if you control two or more Mountains, you may have this creature deal 2 damage to target player or planeswalker. 2/2 Illustrated by Larry MacDougall Noggle Ransacker {2}{U/R} Creature — Noggle Rogue When this creature enters, each player draws two cards, then discards a card at random. Noggles live purely by what they can scavenge. There is not a single thing a noggle eats, wears, or uses that did not once belong to another. 2/1 Illustrated by Alex Horley-Orlandelli
October 3, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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Stealing @myhandsareblank.bsky.social's submission
D00-DL, Caricaturist {6} Legendary Artifact Creature — Robot When D00-DL, Caricaturist enters, create a 4/4 colorless Sketch creature token, which you have fifteen seconds to draw. The token has flying if it has wings in its art. The same is true for first strike and a sword, vigilance and a shield, menace and mean eyes, trample and horns, deathtouch and claws, lifelink and fangs, and haste and footwear. 1/1 Illustrated by Ralph Horsley
October 3, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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We are *ALREADY* up to 84 cards 😅
A dril tweet with the text edited. It reads: Lands $200 Instants $150 Enchants $800 Creatures $3,600 Artifacts $150 Someone who is good at deck building please help me build this. My family is dying
October 2, 2025 at 2:24 AM