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Wesley Chappell Roan
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That wholesome, baldheaded (Wild)cat in the "A" hat | FVSU
1. When did Disco Kroger become Disco Publix, and why is it a (barely) cheaper Trader Joe's?

2. What's the over/under on the Kroger down the street that just just closed reintroducing Atlanta to Harris Teeter?
November 15, 2025 at 4:37 AM
November 15, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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Hey, Peter Thiel, I found the Antichrist you’re looking for.
November 14, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Patrón-infused mashed potatoes sounds like some shit some brunch spot in West Midtown (bka NW Atlanta) came up with for their Thanksgiving Special.
You _______ putting liquor in the mashed potatoes 🥔
November 14, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I said this #OverThere, but the way SOME of #yall use words like "woke", "cancel", "performative", "zionist", etc., I be like...
two men are talking and one of them says " i do not think it means what you think it means .. "
ALT: two men are talking and one of them says " i do not think it means what you think it means .. "
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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ok here it goes.

Nobody uses the word “woke” correctly since it left containment. Same with “cancel”
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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You can't hear this and not be happy. They was wearing them fucking bongos out

open.spotify.com/track/2qrOkt...
Move On Up
open.spotify.com
November 14, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
November 14, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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They gotta change the name of the "Po Boy" if they gonna change $20 for the mufucka
November 14, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Kicked Out The Club In 11 Minutes
November 13, 2025 at 9:30 PM
*rubs some on the Falcons and Fort Valley's football program*
🎶 It will neeever lose its power 🎵
November 13, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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Lookin' like Aretha just told him not to blaspheme in here
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?

It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Yep. Black women are the most loyal, dedicated, motivated voting bloc of the Democratic Party….full stop.

We came 🤏 close to winning this last election & white/white adjacent voters were shooketh.

Now, they’re prioritizing orphaned Republicans & leftist grifters over Black women. We see them.
November 12, 2025 at 5:25 AM
November 12, 2025 at 9:52 PM
November 12, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 5:07 PM
*looks up Fountain City Classic score*

Shoutout to Fort Valley's band program.
November 10, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Had to run some errands, and I saw snow flurries.

It's gonna be 76° on Saturday.
a woman is crying and saying `` this is crazy '' while sitting next to a man .
ALT: a woman is crying and saying `` this is crazy '' while sitting next to a man .
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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We know that Democrats cant do a lot but it is the little things that they could do that they still don’t. That is what people are mad about.
November 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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“Meg man in a Toyota?!”

Girl your situationship ask you for gas money. Lets relax
November 10, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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In my mind Stokely still slept with that woman in the song What Kind of Man Would I Be?

He just had to resist first.
November 9, 2025 at 3:29 AM
November 8, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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He don’t want that smoke with 3Stacks
If Kendrick Lamar run all these Grammys back to back then Drake gotta quit and go learn the flute or something.
November 7, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Sometimes introverts need to recharge their social batteries for an entire weekend. If you can't find us, don't worry. We are fine.
November 7, 2025 at 6:09 PM