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#1 Clutch Fan
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Published photographer and writer. Ramen enthusiast.

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jackin off
November 29, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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On today's episode, we're joined by Tom from Anime Sickos and we talk the AI toy that teaches kids kinkplay, Mr. Beast's theme park, GameStop's Trade Anything Day, The Anime Web Turnpike and we ask the eternal question "May I Meet You?"

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48 Minutes of Dogs Barking : The Podcast About The Internet
A podcast about the internet, crypto scams, shock sites and everything else online
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November 26, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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I don't usually guest on other shows without my better half @ishotguydebord.bsky.social, but when Worker's Lit asks you to show up, you do, oh yes you do.
We’re joined by @videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com of the @podcast.48minutesofdogsbarking.com and @midnightpals.bsky.social podcasts to discuss “the MAGA civil war,” MTG’s exit, goofy online reactions to Epstein, “the seditious six,” some awful news out of Texas, and Jacob’s college lore
November 27, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck
November 19, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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omw 😎
November 14, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Jeffrey Epstein sitting in Professor X's Cerebro helmet to locate every sex offender on the planet and broadcast to them a single global telepathic pulse that says "i,,m the .email pedaphole"
November 13, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
I for one will welcome our Chinese overlords #Beerjacket #China #Tsingtao
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Got to photograph Viagra Boys a couple nights ago. It was cool as hell.
November 8, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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“I can finally go do karate in the park. I can join a blue man group cover group. Or start one. We could make our own crop circles, blue style. Charge people to watch us from hot air balloons. What are you gonna do about it, newspaper man?”
ADAMS: Now “I don't have to deal with you guys, man. I can fly private now, I can go on a cruise, I can hang out in St. Bart.”

(via @nypost.com)
November 5, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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TELEMARKETER: (pulling up contact details purchased from some site I didn't care about) Hello? Is this Mr. Epstein speaking?
ME: Yes, this is the notorious pedophile Jeffrey Epstein speaking.
TELEMARKETER: And do you still live at… "the website www․goatse․cx"?
ME: How may I delight you this evening?
November 4, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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that’s right beg you miserable worm
October 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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They took the ephedrine out of diet pills and the dxm out of cough syrup and they added bitter flavor to duster and morning glory seeds and then they complain that nobody is going to the store enough
November 2, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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if you’re online and you know it touch some grass
if you’re online and you know it touch some grass
if you’re online and you know it and your post makes people scroll it
If you’re online and you know it touch some grass
November 1, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Sorry for not skeeting much but over the summer I was hired by DAPRA and Bank of America to hunt down Whack Nicholson so they could analyze his brain. I had him cornered in the forests of Erie, Pennsylvania but then he started saying some weird incel shit and it put me in a coma.
October 26, 2025 at 11:21 AM
What
October 26, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Jacking off
October 26, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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the cybertruck is an appreciating asset in the sense that when I see one, I appreciate that I’m not a fucking idiot who would buy a cybertruck
October 16, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Why would you tell the newspaper that your wife left you because you bought a cybertruck? And why are we not getting articles from her perspective instead. I bet she's doing great now!
October 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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mr president, they're out of food in portland. we know this because we've heard reports that they have been eating pussy
October 13, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Got complimented on my @roryblank.bsky.social shirt at the Deafheaven show last night. Weird dudes stay winning.
October 12, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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October 12, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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The year is 2025. There are three social networks remaining. They are run by Dweeb Lowtax, Tweaker Lowtax, and Girlboss Lowtax. You have to pick at least one.
October 5, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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Hot take: the owning class captured entertainment, art, education, banking, legal, the social, logistics, etc. and then moved everything online in the name of progress and then enshitified it to death on the alter of capital. Now they want to infuse AI into its robot corpse.
October 5, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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The Iraq war laid the foundation for all of this: The militarization of law enforcement, the liberal media adopting the conservative framework of who deserves human rights, capitalism’s global buildout of surveillance, detention, and mercenary forces, and equating govt criticism to terrorism
Happening now: at Kedzie and 40th, where Border Patrol agents just opened fire on rapid response this afternoon. A woman CFD says they found after the incident is reported in fair condition.

A growing number of outraged neighbors have gathered across from ICE/CBP agents who have closed Kedzie.
October 4, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Jacking off
October 3, 2025 at 10:07 PM