Michael, Ixalan DSA Chapter Founder
@internetdad.bsky.social
I live in Humboldt, play Magic, and own a salsa company. Sommelier in a past life. Living End enthusiast and long-suffering Pioneer Devotion pilot. Dad and husband. Trans rights and free Palestine forever.
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Farmer’s market pierogis
January 10, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Farmer’s market pierogis
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In an extremely sad start to the year, yesterday Dandar’s, a beloved local LGS here in Humboldt County burned to the ground yesterday along with several other businesses. Arcata is a small town and this is hitting the community hard. giveahand.com/fundraiser/d... if you are able to help.
Dandar's Games and Books
I made this fundraiser to help one of our little towns local treasures. Dandar's Games and Books just recently moved to this location from their original shop location on Giuntoli. They have lost ever...
giveahand.com
January 4, 2026 at 2:04 AM
In an extremely sad start to the year, yesterday Dandar’s, a beloved local LGS here in Humboldt County burned to the ground yesterday along with several other businesses. Arcata is a small town and this is hitting the community hard. giveahand.com/fundraiser/d... if you are able to help.
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It’s fine to no call no show if your shift manager doesn’t have the Mandate of Heaven
December 27, 2025 at 8:21 AM
It’s fine to no call no show if your shift manager doesn’t have the Mandate of Heaven
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I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
December 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
Christ what an asshole
Yeah I mean it’s not really PC to say this but extremely poor or marginalized people are usually a bad persuasion target in a primary! Sorry but that’s just reality!
December 26, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Christ what an asshole
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Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
December 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
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Paint me like one of your dumb fucks
December 24, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Paint me like one of your dumb fucks
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every post on linkedin is like “Would Napoleon Bonaparte be a frontend or backend developer? I asked ChatGPT.”
December 24, 2025 at 3:46 AM
every post on linkedin is like “Would Napoleon Bonaparte be a frontend or backend developer? I asked ChatGPT.”
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Qween Jean’s Black Trans Liberation Kitchen brings chosen family together over a feast.
The kitchen helping trans New Yorkers celebrate the holidays
Qween Jean’s Black Trans Liberation Kitchen brings chosen family together over a feast.
www.motherjones.com
December 21, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Qween Jean’s Black Trans Liberation Kitchen brings chosen family together over a feast.
I have a bottle of 2015 Dom Perignon specifically and exclusively for When It Happens.
One day something will happen — a wedding, a graduation, a job promotion, Jake Paul getting knocked out, Andrew Tate getting knocked out the next day — and you’ll want the right outfit to celebrate. Buy that special outfit now, so you’re ready when that next unexpected moment arrives.
December 21, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I have a bottle of 2015 Dom Perignon specifically and exclusively for When It Happens.
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I'm not a Christmas caroler myself but it's hard not to join in on the festive singing when I'm tagging along with my buddies
December 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I'm not a Christmas caroler myself but it's hard not to join in on the festive singing when I'm tagging along with my buddies
The Butlerian Jihad is going to be SO moisturized
People asking me what my skincare routine is and how I still get carded closer to 40 than not and it's really just bc I've made two things my core personality traits:
December 19, 2025 at 11:32 PM
The Butlerian Jihad is going to be SO moisturized
UW Allies for sealed RCQ at Cardboard Castle in Eureka, CA
December 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
UW Allies for sealed RCQ at Cardboard Castle in Eureka, CA
Farmers’s market frybread & gravy
December 13, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Farmers’s market frybread & gravy
@murderxbryan.bsky.social is this true
Wisconsin is for the real lovers 😘
(Suck it Ohio)
(Suck it Ohio)
December 9, 2025 at 2:00 AM
@murderxbryan.bsky.social is this true
Every Temur deck I build ends up being Izzet Prowess with a worse mana base.
I've never built a Temur deck that has stuck around. What does Temur have that other color combos don't? It just looks like angy Simic to me.
December 6, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Every Temur deck I build ends up being Izzet Prowess with a worse mana base.
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Nice reply "owning" me, unfortunately you parsed 2 levels of irony but missed completely the third, wherein it's clear I'm making fun of the persona your reply intended to critique. That being said I'm still hurt to an almost unimaginable degree
November 30, 2024 at 9:58 PM
Nice reply "owning" me, unfortunately you parsed 2 levels of irony but missed completely the third, wherein it's clear I'm making fun of the persona your reply intended to critique. That being said I'm still hurt to an almost unimaginable degree
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(confronting the armed men who have broken into my kitchen at 3am) ah i see word has gotten out about my (gestures) various spices
May 22, 2025 at 7:25 PM
(confronting the armed men who have broken into my kitchen at 3am) ah i see word has gotten out about my (gestures) various spices
All That Remains
Further Seems Forever
Sufjan Stevens
The National
The Hold Steady
Further Seems Forever
Sufjan Stevens
The National
The Hold Steady
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
Metallica
Orbital
Rem
Paul Oakenfold
Aurora
Metallica
Orbital
Rem
Paul Oakenfold
Aurora
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
The Cure
GWAR
Dropkick Murphys
Prince
Elvis Costello & the Imposters
The Cure
GWAR
Dropkick Murphys
Prince
Elvis Costello & the Imposters
November 28, 2025 at 6:49 AM
All That Remains
Further Seems Forever
Sufjan Stevens
The National
The Hold Steady
Further Seems Forever
Sufjan Stevens
The National
The Hold Steady
Anyone who’s ever worked in a restaurant kitchen can smell this photo through their phone
what we don’t have in turkey fryer explosion videos, we make up for with 10-pound grease ball pics.
November 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Anyone who’s ever worked in a restaurant kitchen can smell this photo through their phone
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Hey man we were all gonna surrender to the void later if you wanna swing by
November 19, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Hey man we were all gonna surrender to the void later if you wanna swing by