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Michael, Ixalan DSA Chapter Founder
@internetdad.bsky.social
Humboldt County spike. Shardless Agent Enthusiast. Long-suffering Pioneer Devotion pilot.
Comradefogbank on MTGO, Fogbankk on Arena
Ex-fundamentalist Christian. Sommelier, chef, professional salsa maker, husband, dad

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https://moxfield.com/users/fogbankk
November 12, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Welp time to get to work I guess
November 11, 2025 at 5:40 AM
I think this is mostly about nicotine but I recently switched from weed pens back to flower after maybe about a decade and it rules. My tolerance is quickly returning to normal, but what’s most surprising for me is just how pleasurable and satisfying grinding flower and packing a bowl is as a ritual
humbly proposing that vape pens are quietly one of the most evil inventions in the past 25 years and that everyone involved should be tried at the hague
November 10, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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A common theme of Trump II is an utterly cowardly class of elites while everyday regular people have risen to the occasion
October 30, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Today’s beautiful and true thing is woodfired pizza at the farmers market while my daughter dances on the lawn to the live music.
October 18, 2025 at 6:28 PM
This is so good
Scute Swarm / Calvin & Hobbes!
$156 shipped, DM me!
October 17, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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"fireshoes was able to support multiple formats in the middle of nowhere! with a pc tethered to his cellphone"
October 16, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Evoke Grief, cast Reanimate.
Entomb, Reanimate, Tamiyo, Brainstorm
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
October 12, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Have you also considered that he is an incredibly stupid man?
Altman claims the company didn’t anticipate people not wanting their deepfakes to say “offensive things or things that they find deeply problematic,” which sounds like a lie but is also indicative of how they recklessly release tech into the world.
OpenAI wasn’t expecting Sora’s copyright drama
It felt “more different to images than people expected.”
www.theverge.com
October 8, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Just saw a post where someone said with full conviction that the two best-written characters in the history of all literature and media are Arthur Morgan from Red Dead Redemption 2 and Jesse Pinkman, so I think I’ll be putting my phone down for a while.
October 5, 2025 at 4:26 PM
God this book is so good.
I’m about 70% of the way through it but @drewmagary.bsky.social’s The Hike is currently on sale wherever ebooks are sold and it is very good and uncomfortable! There’s also a crab!
October 3, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Loving my new Ponder (Dan Scott) and Lucid Dreams (Nils Hamm) prints from @originalmagicart.bsky.social
September 30, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Time for the mandatory weekly ‘what I ate at farmer’s market’ photo
September 27, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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hey man would you like to go to an American fast casual restaurant and talk about the void at the edge of things
September 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Does Tishana’s Tidebinder turn off Kaito, Bane of Nightmares’ ability to turn into a creature on its controller’s turn?
September 25, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Sitting out this RCQ season kind of sucks but I’m pretty sure spending $600+ on a standard deck would feel worse.
September 21, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Get his ass zohran
Awful and dangerous to hear the Mayor echo the transphobic bigotry coming from the Trump administration. It's completely at odds with the values of our city and another reason why his single, disgraced term in office cannot end soon enough.
September 18, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Lmao that’s basically the standard list with fables, a ledger shredder, and two lightning axes. Incredible.
Pioneer Challenge Top 8 decklists for Saturday, Sept 13 (42 players) #mtg #mtgPioneer

Izzet Vivi Cauldron and Izzet Phoenix split the finals! 🍲🐦🏆

Rakdos Demons in 3rd 👹

Selesnya Angels finished 4th 👼
September 14, 2025 at 6:23 AM
I had a dream that there was a Nickelodeon Secret Lair and one of the cards in it was a reprint of Hidetsugu Devours All in the Clarissa Explains It All logo font.
September 14, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Spicy BBQ oysters at the Arcata farmer’s market
September 13, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Topdecking a bolt when my opponent had 3 life and lethal on me his next turn was the moment I knew I was hooked on this game for life.
Achievement unlocked: killed a player with Lightning Bolt.
September 7, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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September 4, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Giveaway!🥳

Sometimes, something small is all it takes to reignite someone's passion for Magic. So let's giveaway 25 R/P/S sets. Hopefully, it will get you excited to play again.🥰

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I will ship to international winners.🌍
September 5, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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i think at some point we're going to look back at how we made every form of entertainment and diversion accessible through devices even more private and insulating than a household television and be like yeah that was kind of a mistake
September 4, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Huarache and cider at Friday night market in Eureka
August 30, 2025 at 6:29 PM