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see you space cowboy 🥀
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It’s my birthday 😭
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You know what scorches my rice!? When other Black folks in a corporate setting, feel compelled to tell me how I should comport myself. I had an older gentlemen tell me I should dress for the position that I want…then I told him my position…and he was church mouse quiet. Shut yo old ass up!
February 18, 2026 at 8:22 PM
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Yeah, let's get SCIENTIFIC.

Who relocked the FINE-ASS-MAN gene?!??!?
February 18, 2026 at 9:40 PM
I love when shit I had a hunch about is confirmed.
February 18, 2026 at 9:46 PM
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Apologies to Pacific time, but East Coast time the only time that matters.
February 18, 2026 at 7:51 PM
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Get it today and pay forever!
Do y'all remember Fingerhut?
February 18, 2026 at 2:34 AM
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The only choice.
February 17, 2026 at 11:03 PM
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Klay has won. The love of a good woman and found a good stick. You can't beat that as a man.
Klay and this damn stick 😭
February 17, 2026 at 6:32 PM
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I swore I was finna be Jane Jetson by now smh
Remember when we'd watch the Jetsons and look forward to technological marvels that would make our lives easier.

Now everything is a subscription, an app, or AI.
February 17, 2026 at 2:42 PM
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So tomorrow is Mardi Gras *and* lunar new year *and* the beginning of Ramadan?
February 17, 2026 at 4:44 AM
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February 17, 2026 at 1:21 PM
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The "is it cake" era was a pysop preparing us for the uncertain reality of ai images. In this essay...
February 17, 2026 at 1:27 PM
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Jesse Jackson??? During Black History month??? Bone sandals WHAT IS YOU DOING????
February 17, 2026 at 1:11 PM
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February 15, 2026 at 5:22 PM
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The last good dunk contest was literally 10 years ago. Zach Lavine and Aaron Gordon were the last people to understand the assignment
Watching all of the NBA fans trying to fix the dunk contest…it may be time to call it guys..I am afraid it may be over
February 15, 2026 at 2:36 PM
I love music so much.
February 14, 2026 at 2:01 AM
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February 12, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Don Toliver’s new album has me in a chokehold. That shit is so good.
February 11, 2026 at 8:42 PM
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everything dark mode, tf you been?
February 11, 2026 at 4:40 PM
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If they break up, Meg the ex that’s still gonna get an invite to the family functions lol
See the way klay’s momma not letting her go. Yeah that’s her daughter in law.
February 10, 2026 at 9:22 PM
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Was on a date and was pondering out loud what I was going to drink. That man says and I quote, “you don’t need no alcohol. Get you some water so that lil pussy can squirt later”.
How can men talk themselves out of some coochie?
February 11, 2026 at 12:55 AM
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Wise words from an indecent man:
February 11, 2026 at 12:42 AM
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nah, imagine folks tryna flirt on the SL and somebody smacks that shit with a community note saying:

“this user is engaged” with a link to a wedding registry
I kinda want community notes on Bluesky LMAOOOO
February 11, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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Jeffrey Epstein & Ronald Reagan in Hell high fiving each other.
How is Epstein at the scene of like every terrible event of the last 25 years.
Another Ken Starr Epstein email, in which they appear to discuss Starr's interviews to become President of Baylor. Epstein says "I wish you luck...I am forever in your corner." Starr says "decision likely in...February."

Starr was announced as Baylor President on Feb. 15, 2010.
February 10, 2026 at 8:19 PM