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michael
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ALT: a man wearing a red headband and a black hat
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February 6, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Pi'erre Bourne - Doublemint
Listen to Doublemint on TIDAL
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February 6, 2026 at 4:16 AM
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Everything feels performative.

Everything feels disingenuous.
February 6, 2026 at 2:56 AM
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she on a power trip, she got me where she want a nigga
February 4, 2026 at 9:56 PM
American Boyfriend
February 6, 2026 at 2:03 AM
drylongso
February 5, 2026 at 11:47 PM
i just remembered i used to tell myself that, one day, i’d buy all the music i used to get illegimately

i actually been sticking to that promise unconsciously
February 5, 2026 at 11:08 PM
man… reminiscing on when i heard this for the first time. 15 years old. had the old LG phone with the sliding keyboard and the SD card full of ill-gotten music

when i first heard this beat, i kept running the song back so much… it took me until the next day to actually get thru the whole album
J. Cole - January 28th
Listen to January 28th on TIDAL
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February 5, 2026 at 10:53 PM
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She pull her panties off and I just dap her up
February 5, 2026 at 9:52 PM
“pussy again? you shouldn’t have”
I definitely avoid having sex on holidays that gifts are involved. Shit feels lazy
February 5, 2026 at 9:49 PM
glad they actually went and put some effort into this Wonder Man soundtrack and not do the generic thing they do when there’s a black main character

“hey, UMG. this is Marvel. ya kno, Disney? can we get the license for “HUMBLE.” by Kendrick Lamar again? yea, another black character, i know.”
February 5, 2026 at 4:43 AM
mama, don’t let your babies grow up to be cowboys
February 5, 2026 at 4:38 AM
can’t have a bird brain and you 35+
February 5, 2026 at 2:10 AM
The Chow Lee "On The Radar" Freestyle (Part 2)
YouTube video by On The Radar Radio
youtu.be
February 5, 2026 at 1:44 AM
they got on my head bout this one and over a year later, here i am sitting outside eating an entire Granny Smith apple while listening to Born Sinner

niggas really growing up before yall eyes
apples, they not nasty but ain’t no way y’all eating a whole apple in one sitting
8. What fruit do you feel is overrated?
February 4, 2026 at 10:02 PM
she on a power trip, she got me where she want a nigga
February 4, 2026 at 9:56 PM
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what’s your favorite blog era mixtape(s)?

the ones that converted you into a fan. the ones that had you waiting up for the DatPiff link to drop.
February 3, 2026 at 12:19 AM
February 4, 2026 at 4:45 AM
just mixed the maca with ashwagandha
February 4, 2026 at 3:37 AM
shinobisghost
February 4, 2026 at 2:05 AM
nigga tryna finish all the side-quests before he beat the game
Planning a destination wedding but also tryna mack on here is crazy
February 4, 2026 at 2:02 AM
wifey got thrown in the ring to rumble w no way of knowing smh my head.

catching strays cuz her fiancé acting unruly. shit crazy bro
February 4, 2026 at 1:55 AM
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Reading this in his voice btw 😂
what Mike Epps said? married niggas act totally different when they by themselves
February 4, 2026 at 1:48 AM
mandem when he finds out they found the registry
February 4, 2026 at 1:52 AM
what Mike Epps said? married niggas act totally different when they by themselves
February 4, 2026 at 1:45 AM