Smolly
@imsosmoll.bsky.social
Looking for the answers to life’s dumbest questions
@papajohnspizza.bsky.social why tf is a shaqaroni over $25 on DoorDash and $13.99 on your website??
April 28, 2025 at 2:08 AM
@papajohnspizza.bsky.social why tf is a shaqaroni over $25 on DoorDash and $13.99 on your website??
Dawn’s drip is unmatched
April 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Dawn’s drip is unmatched
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Happy Trans Day of Visibility! Now more than ever, nothing but unconditional love and support for every member of the Trans community, today and every day. 💜🏳️⚧️
March 31, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Happy Trans Day of Visibility! Now more than ever, nothing but unconditional love and support for every member of the Trans community, today and every day. 💜🏳️⚧️
Between two ferns is my actors on actors
February 27, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Between two ferns is my actors on actors
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Of the Chiefs of Staff, vice chiefs of staff, and judge advocates general of the three branches, Trump fired all the women and Black people.
In an unprecedented purge of the military’s senior leadership, President Donald Trump fired the top US general just moments before his defense secretary fired the chief of the US Navy and the vice chief of the Air Force.
Trump administration fires top US general and Navy chief in unprecedented purge of military leadership | CNN Politics
In an unprecedented purge of the military’s senior leadership Friday night, President Donald Trump fired the top US general just moments before his defense secretary fired the chief of the US Navy and...
www.cnn.com
February 22, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Of the Chiefs of Staff, vice chiefs of staff, and judge advocates general of the three branches, Trump fired all the women and Black people.
Nothing sexier than people who punch Nazis!!
Prediction: the Nаzi salute will become common within 2 years. RWers will half-аss it for plausible deniability, memeify the backlash, then start fully doing it "as a joke" "to troll the libs" "for being hysterical enough to think we were doing it in the first place"
February 22, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Nothing sexier than people who punch Nazis!!
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And their father
February 20, 2025 at 3:34 AM
And their father
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Former NFL player arrested after calling MAGA a 'Nazi movement' at city council meeting: Chris Kluwe — who was a punter for the Minnesota Vikings between 2005 and 2012 — was recently arrested and carried out of a city council meeting by police after a viral speech.
Sports writer Dov Kleiman…
Sports writer Dov Kleiman…
Former NFL player arrested after calling MAGA a 'Nazi movement' at city council meeting
Chris Kluwe — who was a punter for the Minnesota Vikings between 2005 and 2012 — was recently arrested and carried out of a city council meeting by police after a viral speech.
Sports writer Dov Kleiman tweeted the video of Kluwe's speech at a Huntington…
www.alternet.org
February 20, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Former NFL player arrested after calling MAGA a 'Nazi movement' at city council meeting: Chris Kluwe — who was a punter for the Minnesota Vikings between 2005 and 2012 — was recently arrested and carried out of a city council meeting by police after a viral speech.
Sports writer Dov Kleiman…
Sports writer Dov Kleiman…
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you can tell congressional democrats aren’t equipped for this fight just based on how they won’t even touch how a plane’s crashing every other day now.
if like two dozen planes fell out of the sky in the first month of Biden’s term the GOP would’ve forced a congressional hearing by March.
if like two dozen planes fell out of the sky in the first month of Biden’s term the GOP would’ve forced a congressional hearing by March.
February 19, 2025 at 11:38 PM
you can tell congressional democrats aren’t equipped for this fight just based on how they won’t even touch how a plane’s crashing every other day now.
if like two dozen planes fell out of the sky in the first month of Biden’s term the GOP would’ve forced a congressional hearing by March.
if like two dozen planes fell out of the sky in the first month of Biden’s term the GOP would’ve forced a congressional hearing by March.
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Roses are red,
Violets are ble,
Eagles are green,
Go Birds, fuck you!!
Violets are ble,
Eagles are green,
Go Birds, fuck you!!
February 14, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Roses are red,
Violets are ble,
Eagles are green,
Go Birds, fuck you!!
Violets are ble,
Eagles are green,
Go Birds, fuck you!!
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Deactivated and deleted the Nazi app, zero regrets
Always regret opening up Twitter to see blue tick attention seekers talking about Chelsea. Fan revolt over there when we’re literally on target for our pre-season aims 🤪
February 14, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Deactivated and deleted the Nazi app, zero regrets
I for one not confused about the lack of outrage because everyone was very cool about the swastikas at the pro Hamas rallies
Ummm so Kanye had an ad last night directing people to Yeezy(dot)com and it’s for a swastika shirt, item # hh-01?
February 10, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I for one not confused about the lack of outrage because everyone was very cool about the swastikas at the pro Hamas rallies
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All Philadelphians should be allowed to leave early today and be off on Monday. Who are we trying to fool here?
February 7, 2025 at 4:32 PM
All Philadelphians should be allowed to leave early today and be off on Monday. Who are we trying to fool here?
Every please look at how hard my @philadelphiaeagles.bsky.social cake goes. Go birds baby 🦅
February 5, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Every please look at how hard my @philadelphiaeagles.bsky.social cake goes. Go birds baby 🦅
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We were just told that they won’t let us in. They are denying entry to 2 dozen members of Congress. Elon Musk has all our private information & we have no idea what he’s doing with it. This is happening completely behind closed doors. HELL NO. It’s illegal. We demand oversight!
February 4, 2025 at 10:18 PM
We were just told that they won’t let us in. They are denying entry to 2 dozen members of Congress. Elon Musk has all our private information & we have no idea what he’s doing with it. This is happening completely behind closed doors. HELL NO. It’s illegal. We demand oversight!
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Demagogues, oligarchs, and literal teenage boys are tearing apart our government. They are fueled by Silicon Valley’s dream of a monarchist network state and blood and soil white nationalism and every day they are in power means years of work required to fix it.
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February 3, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Demagogues, oligarchs, and literal teenage boys are tearing apart our government. They are fueled by Silicon Valley’s dream of a monarchist network state and blood and soil white nationalism and every day they are in power means years of work required to fix it.
www.garbageday.email/p/musk-s-sup...
www.garbageday.email/p/musk-s-sup...
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Jasmine Crockett: "The problem is that Americans thought it was okay to take a full fledged criminal and make him the President of the US and then they want to act aghast when he does criminal things. Let me tell you, we have a thug in charge of the US and if we don't wake up we may not have a US"
February 2, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Jasmine Crockett: "The problem is that Americans thought it was okay to take a full fledged criminal and make him the President of the US and then they want to act aghast when he does criminal things. Let me tell you, we have a thug in charge of the US and if we don't wake up we may not have a US"
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Canadian MP Charlie Angus: Our beloved Canada is under threat.
The threat comes from the president of the US—a convicted felon and known predator. But the threat is also being driven by the hate algorithms of oligarchs like Elon Musk….
The threat comes from the president of the US—a convicted felon and known predator. But the threat is also being driven by the hate algorithms of oligarchs like Elon Musk….
January 31, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Canadian MP Charlie Angus: Our beloved Canada is under threat.
The threat comes from the president of the US—a convicted felon and known predator. But the threat is also being driven by the hate algorithms of oligarchs like Elon Musk….
The threat comes from the president of the US—a convicted felon and known predator. But the threat is also being driven by the hate algorithms of oligarchs like Elon Musk….
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He did so back in 2011, along with nine other councillors, over concerns it was too expensive to pump the mineral into the drinking sources of Calgary, Alberta. Since then, the 1.4 million people who live there have been without fluoridated water, and it appears to have come at a cost.
January 31, 2025 at 9:25 PM
He did so back in 2011, along with nine other councillors, over concerns it was too expensive to pump the mineral into the drinking sources of Calgary, Alberta. Since then, the 1.4 million people who live there have been without fluoridated water, and it appears to have come at a cost.
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This is the ethos of project 2025, dismantling the federal government by any means necessary
by freezing all federal grants, trump is fundamentally transforming the relationship between the executive and congress. he is asserting dictatorial authority over federal spending, transforming congress's lawmaking powers into advisory authority. it is a constitutional crisis
January 28, 2025 at 3:42 AM
This is the ethos of project 2025, dismantling the federal government by any means necessary
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Jennings: This salute trutherism is outrageous.
Rampell: Do it right now on TV! If you think it’s a normal way to greet people, do it right now on TV. Why won’t you?!
Rampell: Do it right now on TV! If you think it’s a normal way to greet people, do it right now on TV. Why won’t you?!
January 28, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Jennings: This salute trutherism is outrageous.
Rampell: Do it right now on TV! If you think it’s a normal way to greet people, do it right now on TV. Why won’t you?!
Rampell: Do it right now on TV! If you think it’s a normal way to greet people, do it right now on TV. Why won’t you?!
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i will not rest until i see taylor swift crying inside of a suite at caesars superdome cause her little boyfriends team got their asses beat by the philadelphia eagles
January 27, 2025 at 3:13 AM
i will not rest until i see taylor swift crying inside of a suite at caesars superdome cause her little boyfriends team got their asses beat by the philadelphia eagles
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I love the beautiful city of Philadelphia and all its hooligans who are about to destroy it
January 26, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I love the beautiful city of Philadelphia and all its hooligans who are about to destroy it
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*clears throat* He's Always Open.
January 26, 2025 at 9:35 PM
*clears throat* He's Always Open.