that post about how if a printer makes funny noises you shoot it but it's me pulling on my own outline
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 AM
that post about how if a printer makes funny noises you shoot it but it's me pulling on my own outline
described sending katarin both the extension cord she needed and camp lanterns with batteries and a second extension cord just in case as "i lesbo'd out" and i stand by that
November 13, 2025 at 5:05 PM
described sending katarin both the extension cord she needed and camp lanterns with batteries and a second extension cord just in case as "i lesbo'd out" and i stand by that
I love in fic when non pov characters act insane 💜 pining and doing absolutely insane shit and pretending it's for normal reasons 💜💜
November 13, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I love in fic when non pov characters act insane 💜 pining and doing absolutely insane shit and pretending it's for normal reasons 💜💜
rip to my beautiful wife who had to serve me (sick) tj's cumin parsley greek chickpeas, cold, topped with goldfish
November 13, 2025 at 2:17 AM
rip to my beautiful wife who had to serve me (sick) tj's cumin parsley greek chickpeas, cold, topped with goldfish
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From: Jeffrey Epstein <jeevacation@gmail.com>
To: executiveassistant@epstein.org
pls pick up. Sandwich order ,, rb mayo lettuce Bacon . no pickle im going to take late lunch. with ,, for Trump Pinker Clinton Prince Andrew Dershowitz. party with some " girls". btw we're all pedophiles
To: executiveassistant@epstein.org
pls pick up. Sandwich order ,, rb mayo lettuce Bacon . no pickle im going to take late lunch. with ,, for Trump Pinker Clinton Prince Andrew Dershowitz. party with some " girls". btw we're all pedophiles
November 12, 2025 at 9:40 PM
From: Jeffrey Epstein <jeevacation@gmail.com>
To: executiveassistant@epstein.org
pls pick up. Sandwich order ,, rb mayo lettuce Bacon . no pickle im going to take late lunch. with ,, for Trump Pinker Clinton Prince Andrew Dershowitz. party with some " girls". btw we're all pedophiles
To: executiveassistant@epstein.org
pls pick up. Sandwich order ,, rb mayo lettuce Bacon . no pickle im going to take late lunch. with ,, for Trump Pinker Clinton Prince Andrew Dershowitz. party with some " girls". btw we're all pedophiles
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"Not even in my wildest dreams did I imagine that one day I would paint a picture of hot Bowser for official material, announced by Miyamoto himself. 😭 I laughed so hard in disbelief while painting, you have no idea lol"
November 12, 2025 at 5:22 PM
"Not even in my wildest dreams did I imagine that one day I would paint a picture of hot Bowser for official material, announced by Miyamoto himself. 😭 I laughed so hard in disbelief while painting, you have no idea lol"
okay call over it's fine...i'm calm....i'm so normal. and i shouldn't have had a second mug of coffee
November 12, 2025 at 9:05 PM
okay call over it's fine...i'm calm....i'm so normal. and i shouldn't have had a second mug of coffee
me sitting here biting back 10 versions of "I SAID THIS TO YOU JUST NOW! TWICE! DO YOU HAVE A BRAIN INJURY"
November 12, 2025 at 8:41 PM
me sitting here biting back 10 versions of "I SAID THIS TO YOU JUST NOW! TWICE! DO YOU HAVE A BRAIN INJURY"
lord your okayest of children is being forced to walk the dev who can't read c# he didn't write through IIS updates
November 12, 2025 at 8:23 PM
lord your okayest of children is being forced to walk the dev who can't read c# he didn't write through IIS updates
the people's princess
November 12, 2025 at 6:41 PM
the people's princess
i have a minor cold...can someone please come to my house and hit me with a TRUCK
November 12, 2025 at 2:23 PM
i have a minor cold...can someone please come to my house and hit me with a TRUCK
people always give up before i'm ready for them to...it's a curse to love the game this much. but i understand my cats' bottomless prey drive AND two to four maladjusted retired athletes' gambling problems 💔
November 11, 2025 at 11:31 PM
people always give up before i'm ready for them to...it's a curse to love the game this much. but i understand my cats' bottomless prey drive AND two to four maladjusted retired athletes' gambling problems 💔
idk if i was ron johnson's constituent it's about a 99% chance that staffer is literally a nazi so i would probably cuss them out and not feel bad about it 🤷♀️ klob's staffers are better people than she is but that dynamic is reversed for many many many representatives
Y’all, don’t be fucking dicks to staffers, it is neither nice nor particularly productive
You ever call a senator's office and ask the staffer who picks up what it's like to work for someone without a spine?
10/10 recommend.
10/10 recommend.
November 11, 2025 at 10:48 PM
idk if i was ron johnson's constituent it's about a 99% chance that staffer is literally a nazi so i would probably cuss them out and not feel bad about it 🤷♀️ klob's staffers are better people than she is but that dynamic is reversed for many many many representatives
claudia really did fix our whole house, i just went downstairs and bones and lois were sharing the top of the hutch that he used to retreat to when she'd hostilely chase him
November 11, 2025 at 1:41 PM
claudia really did fix our whole house, i just went downstairs and bones and lois were sharing the top of the hutch that he used to retreat to when she'd hostilely chase him
Dreamed they were doing some kind of cop festival on the sidewalk outside my house and i went out there to chew them out and got really belligerent about how they can't make me move off a public sidewalk, and then there was a foot chase and i made fun of the cop chasing me. For being a cop.
November 11, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Dreamed they were doing some kind of cop festival on the sidewalk outside my house and i went out there to chew them out and got really belligerent about how they can't make me move off a public sidewalk, and then there was a foot chase and i made fun of the cop chasing me. For being a cop.
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Urbanist knitters, I need you to know about these mittens: www.ravelry.com/patterns/lib...
"Fuck Cars" Mittens pattern by Erin Megenity
Prepare to show off your love of bikes and become the envy of your urbanist friends with these “Fuck Cars” Mittens! Inspired by my husband, I designed these mittens for those of us who don’t let cold ...
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November 10, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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tibs is so obsessed with routine that i just had to go retrieve him, bc kate's having a (rare) lie-in and he was on her hip staring at her while she slept instead of downstairs, eating his breakfast
November 9, 2025 at 2:53 PM
tibs is so obsessed with routine that i just had to go retrieve him, bc kate's having a (rare) lie-in and he was on her hip staring at her while she slept instead of downstairs, eating his breakfast
😌 bruce/lois/clark is now 40k
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 AM
😌 bruce/lois/clark is now 40k
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People are focusing on the fact that he’s becoming a Miyazaki villain with his face being held together by a fading magic spell, and that’s fine. But have you also considered the wettest ear you’ve ever seen?
November 8, 2025 at 7:28 PM
People are focusing on the fact that he’s becoming a Miyazaki villain with his face being held together by a fading magic spell, and that’s fine. But have you also considered the wettest ear you’ve ever seen?
i'm operating on a completely different level...
November 8, 2025 at 7:47 PM
i'm operating on a completely different level...
QA at the customer had the nerve to ping me THIRTY SECONDS after the guy I was working with said "ok it's done" in a shared chat. girl i'll drive to texas and show you how to act if you don't shape up
November 7, 2025 at 9:41 PM
QA at the customer had the nerve to ping me THIRTY SECONDS after the guy I was working with said "ok it's done" in a shared chat. girl i'll drive to texas and show you how to act if you don't shape up
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November 5, 2025 at 10:04 PM
2️⃣ New campaign: Prep for #TaxTheRich launch.
NYC-DSA will soon launch its Tax the Rich campaign for 2026. Sign up at bit.ly/ttrjoin to join in the work, which includes—
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• Deep organizing
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NYC-DSA will soon launch its Tax the Rich campaign for 2026. Sign up at bit.ly/ttrjoin to join in the work, which includes—
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• Deep organizing
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• Policy & legislation
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