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i really wish i understood why one side of our house gets hundreds of gnats dying against or inside of the screen every year. what's going on with that. google diy bat colony
November 14, 2025 at 7:29 PM
no one is doing it like her. god.
November 14, 2025 at 6:47 PM
sudafed euphoria can fix me
November 14, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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People should be allowed to have a THC seltzer if they want to
November 14, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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NEW: Before the recent Epstein disclosures, Larry Summers was poised to lead the economic policy plank for the Democrats' "Project 2029" effort at the Center for American Progress. He signed off on a housing policy paper CAP was prepping for next week.
prospect.org/2025/11/14/e...
Epstein Confidant Larry Summers Guiding Democrats’ ‘Project 2029’ - The American Prospect
Summers was overseeing the economic policy plank of the Center for American Progress’s effort. Emails released this week show him in regular contact with Jeffrey Epstein.
prospect.org
November 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
yesterday i made savory oatmeal despite wanting to order sorry-for-myself takeout and today i am functioning much more closely to normal. savory oatmeal is a cure for everything. it's definitely not just that i slept more. it's the Oat
November 14, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Headsup, if you’d like to support this man in Northfield who got caught up in ICE bullshit, there is a fund linked in this article to support his family and cover legal costs: sahanjournal.com/immigration/...
Family demands answers after ICE breaks car window to arrest Northfield worker
ICE agents forcibly arrested an undocumented house painter in Northfield, Minnesota without showing him a warrant Tuesday morning, according to his family.
sahanjournal.com
November 14, 2025 at 4:07 PM
that post about how if a printer makes funny noises you shoot it but it's me pulling on my own outline
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 AM
described sending katarin both the extension cord she needed and camp lanterns with batteries and a second extension cord just in case as "i lesbo'd out" and i stand by that
November 13, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I love in fic when non pov characters act insane 💜 pining and doing absolutely insane shit and pretending it's for normal reasons 💜💜
November 13, 2025 at 2:29 PM
rip to my beautiful wife who had to serve me (sick) tj's cumin parsley greek chickpeas, cold, topped with goldfish
November 13, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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From: Jeffrey Epstein <jeevacation@gmail.com>
To: executiveassistant@epstein.org

pls pick up. Sandwich order ,, rb mayo lettuce Bacon . no pickle im going to take late lunch. with ,, for Trump Pinker Clinton Prince Andrew Dershowitz. party with some " girls". btw we're all pedophiles
November 12, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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"Not even in my wildest dreams did I imagine that one day I would paint a picture of hot Bowser for official material, announced by Miyamoto himself. 😭 I laughed so hard in disbelief while painting, you have no idea lol"
November 12, 2025 at 5:22 PM
okay call over it's fine...i'm calm....i'm so normal. and i shouldn't have had a second mug of coffee
November 12, 2025 at 9:05 PM
me sitting here biting back 10 versions of "I SAID THIS TO YOU JUST NOW! TWICE! DO YOU HAVE A BRAIN INJURY"
November 12, 2025 at 8:41 PM
lord your okayest of children is being forced to walk the dev who can't read c# he didn't write through IIS updates
November 12, 2025 at 8:23 PM
the people's princess
November 12, 2025 at 6:41 PM
i have a minor cold...can someone please come to my house and hit me with a TRUCK
November 12, 2025 at 2:23 PM
people always give up before i'm ready for them to...it's a curse to love the game this much. but i understand my cats' bottomless prey drive AND two to four maladjusted retired athletes' gambling problems 💔
November 11, 2025 at 11:31 PM
idk if i was ron johnson's constituent it's about a 99% chance that staffer is literally a nazi so i would probably cuss them out and not feel bad about it 🤷‍♀️ klob's staffers are better people than she is but that dynamic is reversed for many many many representatives
Y’all, don’t be fucking dicks to staffers, it is neither nice nor particularly productive
You ever call a senator's office and ask the staffer who picks up what it's like to work for someone without a spine?

10/10 recommend.
November 11, 2025 at 10:48 PM
claudia really did fix our whole house, i just went downstairs and bones and lois were sharing the top of the hutch that he used to retreat to when she'd hostilely chase him
November 11, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Dreamed they were doing some kind of cop festival on the sidewalk outside my house and i went out there to chew them out and got really belligerent about how they can't make me move off a public sidewalk, and then there was a foot chase and i made fun of the cop chasing me. For being a cop.
November 11, 2025 at 12:05 PM
November 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 2:01 PM