I Ate Oklahoma
@iateoklahoma.bsky.social
REM was wrong. I don't feel fine at all.
every single nilly has been willied
all my cons sarnitted
All my flibberties gibbetted
February 12, 2026 at 3:58 PM
every single nilly has been willied
Honestly, I cannot understand why newspapers aren't cleaning up right now. Sell people a print subscription by telling them, "Look, you know when It Happens, those papers are going to sell out immediately, right? And you want one to frame, right? Better subscribe, bro."
February 12, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Honestly, I cannot understand why newspapers aren't cleaning up right now. Sell people a print subscription by telling them, "Look, you know when It Happens, those papers are going to sell out immediately, right? And you want one to frame, right? Better subscribe, bro."
The Trump administration is ludicrously incompetent. The only thing they're good at is proving that even braindead morons, when put in positions of importance, will destroy everything we hold dear before we can get rid of them.
February 12, 2026 at 2:17 PM
The Trump administration is ludicrously incompetent. The only thing they're good at is proving that even braindead morons, when put in positions of importance, will destroy everything we hold dear before we can get rid of them.
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I gotta say, "the Pentagon uses a high powered laser to shoot down a party balloon" feels like enough symbolism for awhile. all full up thanks
February 11, 2026 at 8:02 PM
I gotta say, "the Pentagon uses a high powered laser to shoot down a party balloon" feels like enough symbolism for awhile. all full up thanks
AI Bros: Why doesn't anybody like our technology? It's frequently wrong, it's largely stolen (from creative people, by billionaire dickwads), and it's an enormous waste of resources at a time when we're running out of a lot of resources, but...I don't want to have to do my own work!
February 12, 2026 at 1:59 AM
AI Bros: Why doesn't anybody like our technology? It's frequently wrong, it's largely stolen (from creative people, by billionaire dickwads), and it's an enormous waste of resources at a time when we're running out of a lot of resources, but...I don't want to have to do my own work!
Don't worry, I checked, Salisbury steak isn't racist.
February 12, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Don't worry, I checked, Salisbury steak isn't racist.
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the fact that James Van Der Beek is dead and Donald Trump is not proves that there is no god
February 11, 2026 at 10:42 PM
the fact that James Van Der Beek is dead and Donald Trump is not proves that there is no god
At this point, you've got to assume that Pam Bondi is a practicing pedophile, right?
February 11, 2026 at 6:11 PM
At this point, you've got to assume that Pam Bondi is a practicing pedophile, right?
Arya's list, but it's just members of the Trump admin.
February 11, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Arya's list, but it's just members of the Trump admin.
Somebody in this meeting brought up burritos and I haven't heard anything anyone said since.
February 11, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Somebody in this meeting brought up burritos and I haven't heard anything anyone said since.
"The stock market is up, so we shouldn't care that ultra-wealthy pedophiles (who are benefitting from the stock market) aren't being prosecuted for raping children."
- Pam Bondi
- Pam Bondi
Bondi crashes out over Epstein: "The Dow is over 50,000 dollars! I don't know why you're laughing. You're a great stock trader as I hear, Raskin. The Dow is over 50,000 right now. The S&P at almost 7,000, and the Nasdaq smashing records. That's what we should be talking about."
February 11, 2026 at 4:49 PM
"The stock market is up, so we shouldn't care that ultra-wealthy pedophiles (who are benefitting from the stock market) aren't being prosecuted for raping children."
- Pam Bondi
- Pam Bondi
If you saw "Captain America: The Winter Soldier" you already know this is the tool Nazis will use to take us out from the helicarrier.
NEW: CBP signs a new deal with Clearview AI to access its scraped image database for "tactical targeting," including efforts to “disrupt, degrade, and dismantle” networks of people labeled security threats.
CBP Signs Clearview AI Deal to Use Face Recognition for ‘Tactical Targeting’
US Border Patrol intelligence units will gain access to a face recognition tool built on billions of images scraped from the internet.
www.wired.com
February 11, 2026 at 4:44 PM
If you saw "Captain America: The Winter Soldier" you already know this is the tool Nazis will use to take us out from the helicarrier.
Every single day, Markwayne Derpadorp makes Oklahoma look even worse. This is what happens when you elect a guy who barely made it out of high school and who could only find work getting his misshapen skull kicked in by MMA fighters.
Markwayne Mullin defends "show me your papers": "If you're here legally, there's nothing to hide. Most people already are walking around with a government-issued ID, meaning your Real ID or your driver's license. If you go board a train here, you gotta show your ID."
February 11, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Every single day, Markwayne Derpadorp makes Oklahoma look even worse. This is what happens when you elect a guy who barely made it out of high school and who could only find work getting his misshapen skull kicked in by MMA fighters.
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To say that i 'know how to use the toilet' implies that I theres nothing more I can learn, which I reject
February 11, 2026 at 3:31 AM
To say that i 'know how to use the toilet' implies that I theres nothing more I can learn, which I reject
It's insane that The Lonely Island can be that funny and that catchy at the same time. I'm going to have "Here I Go" stuck in my head all night. youtu.be/kHwpS0LakeU?...
Here I Go (ft. Charli xcx) - Uncensored Version
YouTube video by thelonelyisland
youtu.be
February 11, 2026 at 3:35 AM
It's insane that The Lonely Island can be that funny and that catchy at the same time. I'm going to have "Here I Go" stuck in my head all night. youtu.be/kHwpS0LakeU?...
Introducing the Congressional GOP Lineup...
February 10, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Introducing the Congressional GOP Lineup...
Want to join the Trump admin? It's easy!
- Do whatever Donald says, no matter how stupid.
- Never tell anyone that Donald told you to do the stupid thing.
- Stay deeply uninformed about every aspect your own job.
- Enjoy the smell/taste of elder feces.
- Do whatever Donald says, no matter how stupid.
- Never tell anyone that Donald told you to do the stupid thing.
- Stay deeply uninformed about every aspect your own job.
- Enjoy the smell/taste of elder feces.
February 10, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Want to join the Trump admin? It's easy!
- Do whatever Donald says, no matter how stupid.
- Never tell anyone that Donald told you to do the stupid thing.
- Stay deeply uninformed about every aspect your own job.
- Enjoy the smell/taste of elder feces.
- Do whatever Donald says, no matter how stupid.
- Never tell anyone that Donald told you to do the stupid thing.
- Stay deeply uninformed about every aspect your own job.
- Enjoy the smell/taste of elder feces.
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Here's what DHS doesn't want you to know: Working for ICE is one of the safest jobs in America — and last year was the second-safest year for the agency on record.
And the doxxing? It hasn't actually happened even once.
The masks are justified by a lie. www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/ice-s-mask...
And the doxxing? It hasn't actually happened even once.
The masks are justified by a lie. www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/ice-s-mask...
ICE's Masks Are All a Lie
Working for ICE is actually less dangerous than being an elementary school student in America.
www.doomsdayscenario.co
February 10, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Here's what DHS doesn't want you to know: Working for ICE is one of the safest jobs in America — and last year was the second-safest year for the agency on record.
And the doxxing? It hasn't actually happened even once.
The masks are justified by a lie. www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/ice-s-mask...
And the doxxing? It hasn't actually happened even once.
The masks are justified by a lie. www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/ice-s-mask...
When someone asks "How am I supposed to explain homosexuality to my children?" they're really asking "How do I explain to my kids that I'm a bigot?"
Don't worry, bigots. They know. And you won't have to worry about explaining it to your grandkids, because you'll never have contact with them.
Don't worry, bigots. They know. And you won't have to worry about explaining it to your grandkids, because you'll never have contact with them.
always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
February 10, 2026 at 3:49 PM
When someone asks "How am I supposed to explain homosexuality to my children?" they're really asking "How do I explain to my kids that I'm a bigot?"
Don't worry, bigots. They know. And you won't have to worry about explaining it to your grandkids, because you'll never have contact with them.
Don't worry, bigots. They know. And you won't have to worry about explaining it to your grandkids, because you'll never have contact with them.
Andy Ogles is conclusive proof that Tennessee conservatives should be chemically castrated.
February 10, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Andy Ogles is conclusive proof that Tennessee conservatives should be chemically castrated.
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Age verification? I got AOL on a 3.5" disk.
Age verification? I had Netflix when they used to mail you DVDs.
Age verification? I used to rewind cassette tapes with a pencil.
February 10, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Age verification? I got AOL on a 3.5" disk.
Q: HOW DO YOU MAKE THE NAZI CROSS?
A: RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES.
A: RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES.
February 10, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Q: HOW DO YOU MAKE THE NAZI CROSS?
A: RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES.
A: RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES.
Age verification? I had Netflix when they used to mail you DVDs.
Age verification? I used to rewind cassette tapes with a pencil.
Age verification?
I brought my Game Boy on a car trip at night, and kept having to pause the game til we reached the next streetlamp or traffic light in order to see the screen well enough to play it
I brought my Game Boy on a car trip at night, and kept having to pause the game til we reached the next streetlamp or traffic light in order to see the screen well enough to play it
February 10, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Age verification? I had Netflix when they used to mail you DVDs.
Just do me a favor and go vote for the OKC Zoo, okay? 10best.usatoday.com/awards/oklah...
Oklahoma City Zoo: 2026 USA TODAY 10BEST Readers' Choice Awards
With a mission to inspire others to take action to conserve vanishing wildlife and wild places around the globe, the Oklahoma City Zoo welcomes visitors to see rhinoceroses, giraffes, gorillas, raptor...
10best.usatoday.com
February 10, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Just do me a favor and go vote for the OKC Zoo, okay? 10best.usatoday.com/awards/oklah...
Does anyone still support Trump? I see govt dummies kiss his ass and I see reposts of idiots on social media, but I can't remember the last time I heard someone, in person, say they like the guy or what he's doing. I'm not in Austin or S.F. This is Oklahoma and nobody will even say his name.
February 9, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Does anyone still support Trump? I see govt dummies kiss his ass and I see reposts of idiots on social media, but I can't remember the last time I heard someone, in person, say they like the guy or what he's doing. I'm not in Austin or S.F. This is Oklahoma and nobody will even say his name.