I Ate Oklahoma
@iateoklahoma.bsky.social
REM was wrong. I don't feel fine at all.
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To say that i 'know how to use the toilet' implies that I theres nothing more I can learn, which I reject
February 11, 2026 at 3:31 AM
To say that i 'know how to use the toilet' implies that I theres nothing more I can learn, which I reject
It's insane that The Lonely Island can be that funny and that catchy at the same time. I'm going to have "Here I Go" stuck in my head all night. youtu.be/kHwpS0LakeU?...
Here I Go (ft. Charli xcx) - Uncensored Version
YouTube video by thelonelyisland
youtu.be
February 11, 2026 at 3:35 AM
It's insane that The Lonely Island can be that funny and that catchy at the same time. I'm going to have "Here I Go" stuck in my head all night. youtu.be/kHwpS0LakeU?...
Introducing the Congressional GOP Lineup...
February 10, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Introducing the Congressional GOP Lineup...
Want to join the Trump admin? It's easy!
- Do whatever Donald says, no matter how stupid.
- Never tell anyone that Donald told you to do the stupid thing.
- Stay deeply uninformed about every aspect your own job.
- Enjoy the smell/taste of elder feces.
- Do whatever Donald says, no matter how stupid.
- Never tell anyone that Donald told you to do the stupid thing.
- Stay deeply uninformed about every aspect your own job.
- Enjoy the smell/taste of elder feces.
February 10, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Want to join the Trump admin? It's easy!
- Do whatever Donald says, no matter how stupid.
- Never tell anyone that Donald told you to do the stupid thing.
- Stay deeply uninformed about every aspect your own job.
- Enjoy the smell/taste of elder feces.
- Do whatever Donald says, no matter how stupid.
- Never tell anyone that Donald told you to do the stupid thing.
- Stay deeply uninformed about every aspect your own job.
- Enjoy the smell/taste of elder feces.
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Here's what DHS doesn't want you to know: Working for ICE is one of the safest jobs in America — and last year was the second-safest year for the agency on record.
And the doxxing? It hasn't actually happened even once.
The masks are justified by a lie. www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/ice-s-mask...
And the doxxing? It hasn't actually happened even once.
The masks are justified by a lie. www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/ice-s-mask...
ICE's Masks Are All a Lie
Working for ICE is actually less dangerous than being an elementary school student in America.
www.doomsdayscenario.co
February 10, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Here's what DHS doesn't want you to know: Working for ICE is one of the safest jobs in America — and last year was the second-safest year for the agency on record.
And the doxxing? It hasn't actually happened even once.
The masks are justified by a lie. www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/ice-s-mask...
And the doxxing? It hasn't actually happened even once.
The masks are justified by a lie. www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/ice-s-mask...
When someone asks "How am I supposed to explain homosexuality to my children?" they're really asking "How do I explain to my kids that I'm a bigot?"
Don't worry, bigots. They know. And you won't have to worry about explaining it to your grandkids, because you'll never have contact with them.
Don't worry, bigots. They know. And you won't have to worry about explaining it to your grandkids, because you'll never have contact with them.
always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
February 10, 2026 at 3:49 PM
When someone asks "How am I supposed to explain homosexuality to my children?" they're really asking "How do I explain to my kids that I'm a bigot?"
Don't worry, bigots. They know. And you won't have to worry about explaining it to your grandkids, because you'll never have contact with them.
Don't worry, bigots. They know. And you won't have to worry about explaining it to your grandkids, because you'll never have contact with them.
Andy Ogles is conclusive proof that Tennessee conservatives should be chemically castrated.
February 10, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Andy Ogles is conclusive proof that Tennessee conservatives should be chemically castrated.
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Age verification? I got AOL on a 3.5" disk.
Age verification? I had Netflix when they used to mail you DVDs.
Age verification? I used to rewind cassette tapes with a pencil.
February 10, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Age verification? I got AOL on a 3.5" disk.
Q: HOW DO YOU MAKE THE NAZI CROSS?
A: RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES.
A: RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES.
February 10, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Q: HOW DO YOU MAKE THE NAZI CROSS?
A: RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES.
A: RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES.
Age verification? I had Netflix when they used to mail you DVDs.
Age verification? I used to rewind cassette tapes with a pencil.
Age verification?
I brought my Game Boy on a car trip at night, and kept having to pause the game til we reached the next streetlamp or traffic light in order to see the screen well enough to play it
I brought my Game Boy on a car trip at night, and kept having to pause the game til we reached the next streetlamp or traffic light in order to see the screen well enough to play it
February 10, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Age verification? I had Netflix when they used to mail you DVDs.
Just do me a favor and go vote for the OKC Zoo, okay? 10best.usatoday.com/awards/oklah...
Oklahoma City Zoo: 2026 USA TODAY 10BEST Readers' Choice Awards
With a mission to inspire others to take action to conserve vanishing wildlife and wild places around the globe, the Oklahoma City Zoo welcomes visitors to see rhinoceroses, giraffes, gorillas, raptor...
10best.usatoday.com
February 10, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Just do me a favor and go vote for the OKC Zoo, okay? 10best.usatoday.com/awards/oklah...
Does anyone still support Trump? I see govt dummies kiss his ass and I see reposts of idiots on social media, but I can't remember the last time I heard someone, in person, say they like the guy or what he's doing. I'm not in Austin or S.F. This is Oklahoma and nobody will even say his name.
February 9, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Does anyone still support Trump? I see govt dummies kiss his ass and I see reposts of idiots on social media, but I can't remember the last time I heard someone, in person, say they like the guy or what he's doing. I'm not in Austin or S.F. This is Oklahoma and nobody will even say his name.
I'm about to give birth to a healthy baby nap.
February 8, 2026 at 5:35 PM
I'm about to give birth to a healthy baby nap.
I hope somebody you hate dies today.
February 8, 2026 at 2:58 PM
I hope somebody you hate dies today.
Don't boo the Vice President? In this economy?
February 8, 2026 at 12:07 PM
Don't boo the Vice President? In this economy?
I would donate to a Kickstarter developing an implant surgically inserted into JD Vance's skull that makes him hear people booing him every second of the rest of his life.
February 8, 2026 at 4:01 AM
I would donate to a Kickstarter developing an implant surgically inserted into JD Vance's skull that makes him hear people booing him every second of the rest of his life.
Writing an angry Yelp review because the so-called ghost kitchen doesn't even have Ecto Cooler.
February 7, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Writing an angry Yelp review because the so-called ghost kitchen doesn't even have Ecto Cooler.
The upside is, the President was in enough movies and TV shows in the 1990s that time travelers will have no problem figuring out when to erase him.
February 7, 2026 at 6:17 PM
The upside is, the President was in enough movies and TV shows in the 1990s that time travelers will have no problem figuring out when to erase him.
Aren't our troops already at a high enough risk of PTSD without making them watch "Slovenian Prostitute: The Motion Picture" with their kids?
MAGA-aligned military commanders are pressuring enlisted service members to go to the Melania movie and bring their families. Troops at 8 different bases have complained. www.businessinsider.com/us-military-...
February 7, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Aren't our troops already at a high enough risk of PTSD without making them watch "Slovenian Prostitute: The Motion Picture" with their kids?
btw, did the "staffer" who posted the vile racist dreck to the President of the USA's social media account get fired? Could we get his or her name?
No?
Oh, right, it's because it was very clearly the work of Donald Trump himself and he's desperately afraid of being called out for his bullshit.
No?
Oh, right, it's because it was very clearly the work of Donald Trump himself and he's desperately afraid of being called out for his bullshit.
February 6, 2026 at 9:18 PM
btw, did the "staffer" who posted the vile racist dreck to the President of the USA's social media account get fired? Could we get his or her name?
No?
Oh, right, it's because it was very clearly the work of Donald Trump himself and he's desperately afraid of being called out for his bullshit.
No?
Oh, right, it's because it was very clearly the work of Donald Trump himself and he's desperately afraid of being called out for his bullshit.
It is so funny to see Republicans act like we care if it's an R or a D next to the name of someone who was sexually abusing, raping, and trafficking children.
We don't.
This isn't a political divide. It's basic morality. If you think this is "us vs. them," congrats on being Team Pedo, I guess.
We don't.
This isn't a political divide. It's basic morality. If you think this is "us vs. them," congrats on being Team Pedo, I guess.
February 6, 2026 at 9:05 PM
It is so funny to see Republicans act like we care if it's an R or a D next to the name of someone who was sexually abusing, raping, and trafficking children.
We don't.
This isn't a political divide. It's basic morality. If you think this is "us vs. them," congrats on being Team Pedo, I guess.
We don't.
This isn't a political divide. It's basic morality. If you think this is "us vs. them," congrats on being Team Pedo, I guess.
It's not shocking that Donald Trump and everyone around him are vile racists.
It's not shocking that the billionaire-owned media and Trump cult are running cover for the racism.
But that doesn't mean we should accept it or that he (and they) shouldn't be punished for it.
It's not shocking that the billionaire-owned media and Trump cult are running cover for the racism.
But that doesn't mean we should accept it or that he (and they) shouldn't be punished for it.
February 6, 2026 at 5:18 PM
It's not shocking that Donald Trump and everyone around him are vile racists.
It's not shocking that the billionaire-owned media and Trump cult are running cover for the racism.
But that doesn't mean we should accept it or that he (and they) shouldn't be punished for it.
It's not shocking that the billionaire-owned media and Trump cult are running cover for the racism.
But that doesn't mean we should accept it or that he (and they) shouldn't be punished for it.
The older I get, the more I want to eat actually good versions of the foods I hated as a child.
- chicken pot pie
- salisbury steak
- ham and beans
- quiche
- chicken pot pie
- salisbury steak
- ham and beans
- quiche
February 6, 2026 at 5:05 PM
The older I get, the more I want to eat actually good versions of the foods I hated as a child.
- chicken pot pie
- salisbury steak
- ham and beans
- quiche
- chicken pot pie
- salisbury steak
- ham and beans
- quiche
I definitely think Kash Patel should not be a person who is employed or alive anymore.
February 5, 2026 at 10:40 PM
I definitely think Kash Patel should not be a person who is employed or alive anymore.
I miss my kids when they're at their mom's house, but I am also really looking forward to going to bed ~15 seconds after I get home tonight.
February 5, 2026 at 6:54 PM
I miss my kids when they're at their mom's house, but I am also really looking forward to going to bed ~15 seconds after I get home tonight.