I Ate Oklahoma
@iateoklahoma.bsky.social
REM was wrong. I don't feel fine at all.
I hope somebody you hate dies today.
February 8, 2026 at 2:58 PM
I hope somebody you hate dies today.
Don't boo the Vice President? In this economy?
February 8, 2026 at 12:07 PM
Don't boo the Vice President? In this economy?
I would donate to a Kickstarter developing an implant surgically inserted into JD Vance's skull that makes him hear people booing him every second of the rest of his life.
February 8, 2026 at 4:01 AM
I would donate to a Kickstarter developing an implant surgically inserted into JD Vance's skull that makes him hear people booing him every second of the rest of his life.
Writing an angry Yelp review because the so-called ghost kitchen doesn't even have Ecto Cooler.
February 7, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Writing an angry Yelp review because the so-called ghost kitchen doesn't even have Ecto Cooler.
The upside is, the President was in enough movies and TV shows in the 1990s that time travelers will have no problem figuring out when to erase him.
February 7, 2026 at 6:17 PM
The upside is, the President was in enough movies and TV shows in the 1990s that time travelers will have no problem figuring out when to erase him.
Aren't our troops already at a high enough risk of PTSD without making them watch "Slovenian Prostitute: The Motion Picture" with their kids?
MAGA-aligned military commanders are pressuring enlisted service members to go to the Melania movie and bring their families. Troops at 8 different bases have complained. www.businessinsider.com/us-military-...
February 7, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Aren't our troops already at a high enough risk of PTSD without making them watch "Slovenian Prostitute: The Motion Picture" with their kids?
btw, did the "staffer" who posted the vile racist dreck to the President of the USA's social media account get fired? Could we get his or her name?
No?
Oh, right, it's because it was very clearly the work of Donald Trump himself and he's desperately afraid of being called out for his bullshit.
No?
Oh, right, it's because it was very clearly the work of Donald Trump himself and he's desperately afraid of being called out for his bullshit.
February 6, 2026 at 9:18 PM
btw, did the "staffer" who posted the vile racist dreck to the President of the USA's social media account get fired? Could we get his or her name?
No?
Oh, right, it's because it was very clearly the work of Donald Trump himself and he's desperately afraid of being called out for his bullshit.
No?
Oh, right, it's because it was very clearly the work of Donald Trump himself and he's desperately afraid of being called out for his bullshit.
It is so funny to see Republicans act like we care if it's an R or a D next to the name of someone who was sexually abusing, raping, and trafficking children.
We don't.
This isn't a political divide. It's basic morality. If you think this is "us vs. them," congrats on being Team Pedo, I guess.
We don't.
This isn't a political divide. It's basic morality. If you think this is "us vs. them," congrats on being Team Pedo, I guess.
February 6, 2026 at 9:05 PM
It is so funny to see Republicans act like we care if it's an R or a D next to the name of someone who was sexually abusing, raping, and trafficking children.
We don't.
This isn't a political divide. It's basic morality. If you think this is "us vs. them," congrats on being Team Pedo, I guess.
We don't.
This isn't a political divide. It's basic morality. If you think this is "us vs. them," congrats on being Team Pedo, I guess.
It's not shocking that Donald Trump and everyone around him are vile racists.
It's not shocking that the billionaire-owned media and Trump cult are running cover for the racism.
But that doesn't mean we should accept it or that he (and they) shouldn't be punished for it.
It's not shocking that the billionaire-owned media and Trump cult are running cover for the racism.
But that doesn't mean we should accept it or that he (and they) shouldn't be punished for it.
February 6, 2026 at 5:18 PM
It's not shocking that Donald Trump and everyone around him are vile racists.
It's not shocking that the billionaire-owned media and Trump cult are running cover for the racism.
But that doesn't mean we should accept it or that he (and they) shouldn't be punished for it.
It's not shocking that the billionaire-owned media and Trump cult are running cover for the racism.
But that doesn't mean we should accept it or that he (and they) shouldn't be punished for it.
The older I get, the more I want to eat actually good versions of the foods I hated as a child.
- chicken pot pie
- salisbury steak
- ham and beans
- quiche
- chicken pot pie
- salisbury steak
- ham and beans
- quiche
February 6, 2026 at 5:05 PM
The older I get, the more I want to eat actually good versions of the foods I hated as a child.
- chicken pot pie
- salisbury steak
- ham and beans
- quiche
- chicken pot pie
- salisbury steak
- ham and beans
- quiche
I definitely think Kash Patel should not be a person who is employed or alive anymore.
February 5, 2026 at 10:40 PM
I definitely think Kash Patel should not be a person who is employed or alive anymore.
I miss my kids when they're at their mom's house, but I am also really looking forward to going to bed ~15 seconds after I get home tonight.
February 5, 2026 at 6:54 PM
I miss my kids when they're at their mom's house, but I am also really looking forward to going to bed ~15 seconds after I get home tonight.
I'm just a man
standing in front of an individually wrapped mini-bundt cake
asking people not to stare as I shove the entire thing in my mouth
standing in front of an individually wrapped mini-bundt cake
asking people not to stare as I shove the entire thing in my mouth
a man in a pink shirt sits on a couch with his hand on his head
ALT: a man in a pink shirt sits on a couch with his hand on his head
media.tenor.com
February 5, 2026 at 5:56 PM
I'm just a man
standing in front of an individually wrapped mini-bundt cake
asking people not to stare as I shove the entire thing in my mouth
standing in front of an individually wrapped mini-bundt cake
asking people not to stare as I shove the entire thing in my mouth
Was not expecting this laugh to hit as hard as it did.
Pablo Naruto
February 5, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Was not expecting this laugh to hit as hard as it did.
There aren't a ton of rules for wearing Macho Man Randy Savage-themed pomade, but you are expected to look in the mirror afterwards and say, "Ohhhh yyyyyyyeah."
February 5, 2026 at 12:24 PM
There aren't a ton of rules for wearing Macho Man Randy Savage-themed pomade, but you are expected to look in the mirror afterwards and say, "Ohhhh yyyyyyyeah."
Me: [finding out a coworker is out on bereavement leave] Is that why he hasn't been reacting to any of my dank memes?
February 4, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Me: [finding out a coworker is out on bereavement leave] Is that why he hasn't been reacting to any of my dank memes?
I got new glasses and they have so many this-and-that blockers on the lenses that they look slightly shaded from the outside, which only makes me look like more of a creep.
Like I needed the help.
Like I needed the help.
February 4, 2026 at 1:44 PM
I got new glasses and they have so many this-and-that blockers on the lenses that they look slightly shaded from the outside, which only makes me look like more of a creep.
Like I needed the help.
Like I needed the help.
Ugh. Consciousness.
February 4, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Ugh. Consciousness.
Devon Tower is going to be the world's classiest Spirit Halloween.
February 3, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Devon Tower is going to be the world's classiest Spirit Halloween.
Like the world's oldest Make-A-Wish kid, dotard Trump needs a group of men in suits to crowd around his leather toilet once a day to pretend he's not actively causing the apocalypse.
Lutnick: "Thank goodness you are in this chair changing it and taking it back ... none of this could possibly happen without your leadership, and it is the most fun to stand back here with your leadership."
February 2, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Like the world's oldest Make-A-Wish kid, dotard Trump needs a group of men in suits to crowd around his leather toilet once a day to pretend he's not actively causing the apocalypse.
If you, like me, are not going to see Malaria: The Movie but you want to know exactly how awful it is, this is a great read.
Some brave journalists go to war zones and get shot at. I went to the Melania movie, and would probably opt for being shot at over having to sit through it again www.thenation.com/article/cult...
Melania at the Multiplex
Packaging a $75 million bribe from Jeff Bezos as a vapid, content-challenged biopic.
www.thenation.com
February 2, 2026 at 8:25 PM
If you, like me, are not going to see Malaria: The Movie but you want to know exactly how awful it is, this is a great read.
I'm so torn. Do I want the elderly pedophile drug addict president who crapped his pants on live TV to drop dead right now or would I rather he survive long enough to be executed?
February 2, 2026 at 2:58 AM
I'm so torn. Do I want the elderly pedophile drug addict president who crapped his pants on live TV to drop dead right now or would I rather he survive long enough to be executed?
There is nothing like the stank of concession stand nachos (complimentary).
January 31, 2026 at 9:21 PM
There is nothing like the stank of concession stand nachos (complimentary).
Trump's bunker moment can't come soon enough.
January 30, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Trump's bunker moment can't come soon enough.
Truly, I cannot wish enough tragedy and suffering on this wholly illegal administration to repay even a fraction of the evil they have unleashed on the world.
www.cnn.com/2026/01/29/u...
www.cnn.com/2026/01/29/u...
A Texas man detained by ICE was his disabled son’s sole caregiver. His son will be laid to rest without him | CNN
Wael Tarabishi’s family had hoped his father and primary caretaker could be present as they say their final goodbyes to the 30-year-old at his funeral on Thursday.
www.cnn.com
January 29, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Truly, I cannot wish enough tragedy and suffering on this wholly illegal administration to repay even a fraction of the evil they have unleashed on the world.
www.cnn.com/2026/01/29/u...
www.cnn.com/2026/01/29/u...