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REM was wrong. I don't feel fine at all.
- made some bread
- made a video about a cheeseburger joint
- bro'd out with three dogs (female)
- rewatching "Ludwig"

Pretty decent Sunday, all considered.
November 16, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I'm sorry if you think some MAGA chode is going to burn his hat and start voting for Democrats, good luck. That cult is about who to hate, not how to govern.

Hating Trump or Vance or whoever they're supposedly turning against now doesn't mean they don't still hate everything liberal.
November 16, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Mexican restaurants in crappy old IHOP buildings >>>>>>> Mexican restaurants with "a cool vibe"
November 16, 2025 at 1:15 AM
You don't have to pick sides in a fight between awful people. It's okay to simply enjoy both of them destroying each other for you.
November 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
The McRib is back (derogatory)
November 15, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Reposted by I Ate Oklahoma
I don't open Adult Content links because I know what adults contain
November 8, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Finally figured out that Homan looks like a less-attractive (somehow) version of Mr. Rumbold from "Are You Being Served?"
November 14, 2025 at 7:01 PM
"I would be such a nice rich person."

No, you wouldn't.
November 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Blew out my hammy during a sick PGo raid at the OKC Cokc Ring.
Absolutely wrecked my elbow in my sleep last night and destroyed my thumb cramming cardboard in the recycle bin, geriatric millennials stand up! 😤
November 14, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Every time Mike Johnson talks, Trump forces an intern to lick his right hand clean.
Mike Johnson: "The president has ended 8 wars around the globe. All that in 9 months!"
November 14, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I'm not braining so good today.
November 14, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Well, if nothing else, the "Epstein/Trump/15 years is old enough" discourse is going to make it really easy to pare down the Thanksgiving invite list.
November 14, 2025 at 5:55 AM
There's an idea! Let's #ImpeachPresPedophile
If only we had a process to rid ourselves of an evil president. Something like an impeachment and removal process.
November 13, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Post a bird to support @sbworkersunited.org and warn your followers not to buy Starbucks for the duration of the strike 🪶
November 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Novelty coffee mugs are a perfectly cromulent gift if they are good mugs.

It could be the funniest mug that has ever existed, if I have trouble drinking coffee out of it, I will only come to resent it.
November 13, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Reposted by I Ate Oklahoma
CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Look, if you're super-rich, at this point you have to show definitive proof that you're not a pedophile.

And if you are, you get the Johnny Cash treatment. (lyrics, not a threat, Bsky!)
November 12, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Got a full night planned but please text me when his orange carcass is visible hanging off the balcony.
November 12, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Not to piss anybody off, but I still believe that hummus should taste like something.
November 12, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Reposted by I Ate Oklahoma
if they arrest the president for sex crimes it’s a very slippery slope to arresting other criminals who have also committed sex crimes
November 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Please forgive me for trying to learn to make the videos for the kids. Anyway, this slice of chicken pot pie pizza from Dado's Pizza in OKC has me in its clutches. Was not expecting it to be legit wonderful.
November 12, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Definitely not in this administration.

TRUMP: You have to bring in talent

INGRAHAM: Well, we have plenty of talented people in America

TRUMP: No you don't. No.

INGRAHAM: We don't have talented people here?
November 12, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I should probably log off while I still retain the tiniest, most infinitesimal spark of the will to live.
November 10, 2025 at 6:50 PM
"The leopards who have been seasoning our faces and consulting cookbooks with titles like, 'How to Eat a Bunch of Gullible Morons' have assured us that they are completely full and simply couldn't eat another bite. So now we'll see if they're really gonna work w/us."
Shaheen: "We've heard from a number of our colleagues on the other side of the aisle that they're willing to come to the table, they're willing to work with us once the govt is open to get this done. We've heard the same thing from the White House. So now we'll see if they're really gonna work w/us"
November 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
If you've eatem a steak sandwich supreme, you get it.

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November 10, 2025 at 4:03 PM