I Ate Oklahoma
@iateoklahoma.bsky.social
REM was wrong. I don't feel fine at all.
Finally figured out that Homan looks like a less-attractive (somehow) version of Mr. Rumbold from "Are You Being Served?"
November 14, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Finally figured out that Homan looks like a less-attractive (somehow) version of Mr. Rumbold from "Are You Being Served?"
Post a bird to support @sbworkersunited.org and warn your followers not to buy Starbucks for the duration of the strike 🪶
November 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Post a bird to support @sbworkersunited.org and warn your followers not to buy Starbucks for the duration of the strike 🪶
Please forgive me for trying to learn to make the videos for the kids. Anyway, this slice of chicken pot pie pizza from Dado's Pizza in OKC has me in its clutches. Was not expecting it to be legit wonderful.
November 12, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Please forgive me for trying to learn to make the videos for the kids. Anyway, this slice of chicken pot pie pizza from Dado's Pizza in OKC has me in its clutches. Was not expecting it to be legit wonderful.
Post you from a different era.
November 7, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Post you from a different era.
hE's FuLl Of ViM aNd ViGoR
November 7, 2025 at 3:23 PM
hE's FuLl Of ViM aNd ViGoR
One thing I appreciate about the fun size Snickers bar is the absolute shade it rightfully throws on other Snickers sizes.
November 2, 2025 at 3:56 PM
One thing I appreciate about the fun size Snickers bar is the absolute shade it rightfully throws on other Snickers sizes.
Happy Halloween to those who celebrate.
October 31, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Happy Halloween to those who celebrate.
If you see this, post 4 female characters you love
(Since Ken took Nadja...)
(Since Ken took Nadja...)
October 29, 2025 at 2:58 PM
If you see this, post 4 female characters you love
(Since Ken took Nadja...)
(Since Ken took Nadja...)
I hate generative AI. We shouldn't use it. It's a huge waste of natural resources.
This one's pretty funny, though.
This one's pretty funny, though.
October 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I hate generative AI. We shouldn't use it. It's a huge waste of natural resources.
This one's pretty funny, though.
This one's pretty funny, though.
Movies have done a weirdly good job of convincing people that the SS were Nazi Germany's most-cunning bastards, but they were mostly dumb like Sgt. Schultz and sadistic like Col. Hans Landa.
October 23, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Movies have done a weirdly good job of convincing people that the SS were Nazi Germany's most-cunning bastards, but they were mostly dumb like Sgt. Schultz and sadistic like Col. Hans Landa.
Grab too many slices? No you didn't.
October 18, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Grab too many slices? No you didn't.
The ballot box was all, "Damn, boy, I didn't know you like to party."
October 14, 2025 at 2:23 PM
The ballot box was all, "Damn, boy, I didn't know you like to party."
They got robots taking pho to your table up in here.
October 13, 2025 at 10:34 PM
They got robots taking pho to your table up in here.
Just drink a real soda and use your real brain.
October 10, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Just drink a real soda and use your real brain.
When song birds don't do it for you anymore...
October 4, 2025 at 6:36 PM
When song birds don't do it for you anymore...
Q: What's wrong with this order of chicken flautas from El Metate?
A: I should have ordered more of them, because these are giving me LIFE!
A: I should have ordered more of them, because these are giving me LIFE!
September 30, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Q: What's wrong with this order of chicken flautas from El Metate?
A: I should have ordered more of them, because these are giving me LIFE!
A: I should have ordered more of them, because these are giving me LIFE!
post something random or have an awful October
September 29, 2025 at 3:01 AM
post something random or have an awful October
I'm sure they're all excited to hear Private Bonespurs' speech about abandoning their oaths to help him finish destroying the country.
September 28, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I'm sure they're all excited to hear Private Bonespurs' speech about abandoning their oaths to help him finish destroying the country.
Hopefully out of last place in the country for education?
September 26, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Hopefully out of last place in the country for education?
Which one do you think it is?
September 22, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Which one do you think it is?
"Cunk on Earth" is still devastatingly funny. Plus...
September 18, 2025 at 12:47 AM
"Cunk on Earth" is still devastatingly funny. Plus...
Certainly you don't mean this vital piece of public art.
September 12, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Certainly you don't mean this vital piece of public art.
I saw an old rock star walking around near my kid's school this morning with big Elvis shades and gray sideburns like a Francois langur.
September 8, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I saw an old rock star walking around near my kid's school this morning with big Elvis shades and gray sideburns like a Francois langur.