I legit always thought it was a backwoods themed boobs restaurant. Not that it's better, I guess, but it somehow makes more sense.

Agreed. And I'm no restaurateur, so I can't say what the magic key for success is, but I don't think it's style over substance.

OPERATION BUTTSTUFF - Covert entry into Putin's bedroom by the Commander in Chief himself, clad only in kneepads.

Let them tear their hateful movement to shreds, but if you "moderate" with the far right to try and win them over, you'll lose. They won't vote for Democrats and you'll drive away the voters who actually believe in liberal policies.

I don't mind places that look pretty and are fun for photos, but only if the food is better than the decor.

Taco trucks are undefeated.

I may not hate Marjorie and Donnie with the same fervor, but I'm not rooting for either of them. They're both terrible excuses for humans. They can go down together or separately, so long as they both cease to exist.

It's cool to like what you like. It's a matter of personal taste. I like a lot of (what I consider) lame crap.

I'm already doing all the straight, woke work, now I have to somehow become attractive to other people with eyes? Impossible.

Somehow I knew @pmonies.bsky.social was going to be the only one to get it.

In fact, think about the non-rich person you know who doesn't have to worry about money. Like, their parents are subsidizing their entire adult life.

Is he/she nice? Or are they, despite not having to worry about a roof or their next meal, decidedly terrible people you wish you could avoid?

Being rich makes people miserable and mean and awful. I mean, I would love for you to get the chance to prove me wrong, but I have 0% faith that you (or I!) would actually be pleasant if we no longer had to worry about money.

Yes, yes, as usual.

"Yup. All booked up. Huh? No, you especially can't sit at the kiddie table."