Hepburn (no not the band)
@iainhepburn.me
Failed former award-winning journalist.
Neil Breen’s Wuthering Heights
Yórgos Lánthimos's Days of Thunder
Werner Herzog's Barbie
January 1, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Neil Breen’s Wuthering Heights
Since everyone’s talking about Metropolis now it’s 2026 (and Lang’s version is vague on the setting, it’s only really the Moroder cut which places it in that setting), probably should point you to some idiot wanging on about the film again…
Building and rebuilding Metropolis - The Spoilist
Metropolis began production in 1925. We look back at a century of changing reception, edits and reassembly.
www.thespoilist.com
January 1, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Since everyone’s talking about Metropolis now it’s 2026 (and Lang’s version is vague on the setting, it’s only really the Moroder cut which places it in that setting), probably should point you to some idiot wanging on about the film again…
Wait, the Americans have remade Doc Martin, but with Josh Charles? Why?
January 1, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Wait, the Americans have remade Doc Martin, but with Josh Charles? Why?
Oh fuck yes Vinegar Syndrome.
Tank Girl
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This special limited edition deluxe magnet b
vinegarsyndrome.com
January 1, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Oh fuck yes Vinegar Syndrome.
Films watched in 2026…
1: Train Dreams ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
1: Train Dreams ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
January 1, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Films watched in 2026…
1: Train Dreams ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
1: Train Dreams ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Reposted by Hepburn (no not the band)
Oh, the Sound of Music is on later. Hopefully the Daily Record has the right photo for its listing this time…
January 1, 2026 at 11:22 AM
Oh, the Sound of Music is on later. Hopefully the Daily Record has the right photo for its listing this time…
Fuck it, I’m out. All the best for the bells when they come, kids, and lang may your mum reek. X
December 31, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Fuck it, I’m out. All the best for the bells when they come, kids, and lang may your mum reek. X
Not that Scotland has a shallow talent pool or anything, but Sanjeev Kholi is the presenter of STV’s Hogmanay show, and a guest on BBC Scotland’s show which is on at exactly the same time.
December 31, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Not that Scotland has a shallow talent pool or anything, but Sanjeev Kholi is the presenter of STV’s Hogmanay show, and a guest on BBC Scotland’s show which is on at exactly the same time.
Any time you want to put a joke in this, Robert or Greg, that would be lovely.
December 31, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Any time you want to put a joke in this, Robert or Greg, that would be lovely.
Well that was lovely. Well done BBC Scotland. #beingstanleybaxter
December 31, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Well that was lovely. Well done BBC Scotland. #beingstanleybaxter
Since we’ve had docs on Rikki and Stanley on Hogmanay, can we get one on Bill Paterson, please? Yes he’s still working but he’s also now reached Scottish national treasure status.
December 31, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Since we’ve had docs on Rikki and Stanley on Hogmanay, can we get one on Bill Paterson, please? Yes he’s still working but he’s also now reached Scottish national treasure status.
Picture of the staff who operate my account.
December 31, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Picture of the staff who operate my account.
And it’s fucking ace
But let's finish THE SUGAR & LUST RADIO SHOW with this future party anthem...
Now playing on THE SUGAR & LUST RADIO SHOW on NOISEBOX RADIO:
Bis & Art Brut - Opposites Attract
from the Alcopop! Records Bandcamp page || alcopop.bandcamp.com (week 52)
noiseboxradio.com
Now playing on THE SUGAR & LUST RADIO SHOW on NOISEBOX RADIO:
Bis & Art Brut - Opposites Attract
from the Alcopop! Records Bandcamp page || alcopop.bandcamp.com (week 52)
noiseboxradio.com
December 31, 2025 at 9:58 PM
And it’s fucking ace
Reposted by Hepburn (no not the band)
But let's finish THE SUGAR & LUST RADIO SHOW with this future party anthem...
Now playing on THE SUGAR & LUST RADIO SHOW on NOISEBOX RADIO:
Bis & Art Brut - Opposites Attract
from the Alcopop! Records Bandcamp page || alcopop.bandcamp.com (week 52)
noiseboxradio.com
Now playing on THE SUGAR & LUST RADIO SHOW on NOISEBOX RADIO:
Bis & Art Brut - Opposites Attract
from the Alcopop! Records Bandcamp page || alcopop.bandcamp.com (week 52)
noiseboxradio.com
December 31, 2025 at 9:57 PM
But let's finish THE SUGAR & LUST RADIO SHOW with this future party anthem...
Now playing on THE SUGAR & LUST RADIO SHOW on NOISEBOX RADIO:
Bis & Art Brut - Opposites Attract
from the Alcopop! Records Bandcamp page || alcopop.bandcamp.com (week 52)
noiseboxradio.com
Now playing on THE SUGAR & LUST RADIO SHOW on NOISEBOX RADIO:
Bis & Art Brut - Opposites Attract
from the Alcopop! Records Bandcamp page || alcopop.bandcamp.com (week 52)
noiseboxradio.com
Fucking hell, Florence, this is so weak it makes your horror film look good.
December 31, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Fucking hell, Florence, this is so weak it makes your horror film look good.
Whoever the fuck that lad was that did a five minute set on Scotland Stands Up about basically not being Ncuti Gatwa… Jesus wept, pal.
December 31, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Whoever the fuck that lad was that did a five minute set on Scotland Stands Up about basically not being Ncuti Gatwa… Jesus wept, pal.
Watching the Hogmanay pre-show.
a man and a woman are laughing and the man is saying kill me kill me now .
ALT: a man and a woman are laughing and the man is saying kill me kill me now .
media.tenor.com
December 31, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Watching the Hogmanay pre-show.
Nice of BBC Scotland to show the World Cup qualifying highlights again. Any excuse…
SCOTLAND 4-2 DENMARK | Scotland Qualify for 2026 World Cup! | World Cup Qualifier Highlights
YouTube video by Scotland National Team
youtu.be
December 31, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Nice of BBC Scotland to show the World Cup qualifying highlights again. Any excuse…
Perfection
Star Trek but You Can Call Me Al
YouTube video by Picard Looking
youtu.be
December 31, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Perfection
In fact, they’re repeating it from half ten through to the Bells, if the thought of Queen of the New Year doesn’t appeal…
RewindTV is showing The Steamie. So it definitely feels like Hogmanay now, even if none of the Scottish channels could be fucked showing it this year.
December 31, 2025 at 7:56 PM
In fact, they’re repeating it from half ten through to the Bells, if the thought of Queen of the New Year doesn’t appeal…
I see getting booted by Kilmarnock hasn’t dented Kettlewell’s self-belief in the slightest then…
December 31, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I see getting booted by Kilmarnock hasn’t dented Kettlewell’s self-belief in the slightest then…
Happy 9th anniversary to World of Sport Wrestling. Now you cannae fucking move for Grado on the telly. Thankfully less so Alex Shane…
December 31, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Happy 9th anniversary to World of Sport Wrestling. Now you cannae fucking move for Grado on the telly. Thankfully less so Alex Shane…
One bright side to this year’s BBC Hogmanay show? No Marti Pellow. He showed up so often on last year’s show I presumed he was either tipping, or had dirt on, the head of commissioning.
December 31, 2025 at 6:11 PM
One bright side to this year’s BBC Hogmanay show? No Marti Pellow. He showed up so often on last year’s show I presumed he was either tipping, or had dirt on, the head of commissioning.
BBC Scotland and STV with pre-recorded shows for the Bells again. At least Alba’s live with their ceilidh.
Intrigued by STV showing a new short film with Peter Mullen after their show though. Sounds very worthy, but can’t imagine it’s getting ANY audience in the circumstances, which is a shame.
Intrigued by STV showing a new short film with Peter Mullen after their show though. Sounds very worthy, but can’t imagine it’s getting ANY audience in the circumstances, which is a shame.
December 31, 2025 at 6:08 PM
BBC Scotland and STV with pre-recorded shows for the Bells again. At least Alba’s live with their ceilidh.
Intrigued by STV showing a new short film with Peter Mullen after their show though. Sounds very worthy, but can’t imagine it’s getting ANY audience in the circumstances, which is a shame.
Intrigued by STV showing a new short film with Peter Mullen after their show though. Sounds very worthy, but can’t imagine it’s getting ANY audience in the circumstances, which is a shame.