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ze/zim, but they is fine.
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https://iachbodb.neocities.org
ze/zim, but they is fine.
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Hey so, like. Do you like my words? Did you play Splatterworld? Yeah, baby, some of that was me.
If I give you joy, pay it back in the form of monetary compensation? Maybe? Please?
Hey so, like. Do you like my words? Did you play Splatterworld? Yeah, baby, some of that was me.
If I give you joy, pay it back in the form of monetary compensation? Maybe? Please?
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grim posthumous scenario i had not previously considered: you post a picture of the missile headed straight for you, and are memorialized by a bunch of random assholes complaining about alt text
![A Bluesky user based in Venezuela posted 'I live near a military air base and five earth-shaking explosions were just heart.'
User @thenordic.bsky.social (a random asshole) replied 'was it too hard for you to to [sic] add a link?' along with a link to an AP piece. Quick, don't look, what do you think the odds are that this user responded gracefully to being told that OP was on the ground and reporting firsthand?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ycbmujtxprrwbkiw3x5qsyz4/bafkreieh2ddespqvcqdhpfy4g2higsw4lfiguzpaxs3rdessztcokmww6i@jpeg)
January 3, 2026 at 8:21 AM
grim posthumous scenario i had not previously considered: you post a picture of the missile headed straight for you, and are memorialized by a bunch of random assholes complaining about alt text
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January 4, 2026 at 1:16 AM
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DEATH BED
CONFESSION
SCOTT ADAMS says "DILBERT
admits" to killing SIX ho-
meless men in the late 80s!
"Sometimes he was just so
angry," said ADAMS, "Only
one thing helped."
MURDER!
Seems DILBERT has a
MEETING with the ULTIMATE
POINTY HAIRED BOSS: SATAN
CONFESSION
SCOTT ADAMS says "DILBERT
admits" to killing SIX ho-
meless men in the late 80s!
"Sometimes he was just so
angry," said ADAMS, "Only
one thing helped."
MURDER!
Seems DILBERT has a
MEETING with the ULTIMATE
POINTY HAIRED BOSS: SATAN
January 4, 2026 at 3:55 AM
DEATH BED
CONFESSION
SCOTT ADAMS says "DILBERT
admits" to killing SIX ho-
meless men in the late 80s!
"Sometimes he was just so
angry," said ADAMS, "Only
one thing helped."
MURDER!
Seems DILBERT has a
MEETING with the ULTIMATE
POINTY HAIRED BOSS: SATAN
CONFESSION
SCOTT ADAMS says "DILBERT
admits" to killing SIX ho-
meless men in the late 80s!
"Sometimes he was just so
angry," said ADAMS, "Only
one thing helped."
MURDER!
Seems DILBERT has a
MEETING with the ULTIMATE
POINTY HAIRED BOSS: SATAN
This disrupts my chill
January 4, 2026 at 3:48 AM
This disrupts my chill
The gap in my resume coincides with that gap in your memory.
January 4, 2026 at 3:43 AM
The gap in my resume coincides with that gap in your memory.
Proctor Dekker
If I was a knock-off local brand Dr. Pepper, my name would be PROFESSOR URSINE and I would have a sparkly can.
What would your generic brand Dr. Pepper rip-off be named, if you were a soda?
What would your generic brand Dr. Pepper rip-off be named, if you were a soda?
January 4, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Proctor Dekker
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just on a fuchikoma kick lately if I icon didn't make that apparent..... i just love the shapes of the robot
January 4, 2026 at 12:40 AM
just on a fuchikoma kick lately if I icon didn't make that apparent..... i just love the shapes of the robot
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If you are a foreign president who commits crimes overseas, America will come get you, arrest you, and lock you up.
But if you are a US president who commits crimes here in the United States, America will give you immunity from prosecution, reelect you, and bribe you with billions of dollars.
But if you are a US president who commits crimes here in the United States, America will give you immunity from prosecution, reelect you, and bribe you with billions of dollars.
January 4, 2026 at 12:26 AM
If you are a foreign president who commits crimes overseas, America will come get you, arrest you, and lock you up.
But if you are a US president who commits crimes here in the United States, America will give you immunity from prosecution, reelect you, and bribe you with billions of dollars.
But if you are a US president who commits crimes here in the United States, America will give you immunity from prosecution, reelect you, and bribe you with billions of dollars.
Please do not express your jews unless directed by or under supervision of their medical professional.
jews expressed do not reflect those of my employer
January 4, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Please do not express your jews unless directed by or under supervision of their medical professional.
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This is how you do it. No preamble to swear to God you don't like Maduro.
January 3, 2026 at 9:23 PM
This is how you do it. No preamble to swear to God you don't like Maduro.
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Well well well all you unbelievers look at this! I finished the dice bag I randomly started making last night. My first finished project of 2026!
I followed my own pattern, one I designed 6 years ago or so. I haven’t made one of these in a long while. I think it turned out really cute too. 🧶
I followed my own pattern, one I designed 6 years ago or so. I haven’t made one of these in a long while. I think it turned out really cute too. 🧶
January 3, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Well well well all you unbelievers look at this! I finished the dice bag I randomly started making last night. My first finished project of 2026!
I followed my own pattern, one I designed 6 years ago or so. I haven’t made one of these in a long while. I think it turned out really cute too. 🧶
I followed my own pattern, one I designed 6 years ago or so. I haven’t made one of these in a long while. I think it turned out really cute too. 🧶
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cheeeeeks
January 3, 2026 at 8:59 PM
cheeeeeks
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babe wake up, they're doing insider trading on war crimes
“What appears to be a newly created account appeared to invest $30,000 Friday in Maduro's exit. After Maduro went into custody Saturday morning, that same investor netted $436,759.61.”
Someone made $400K by predicting Maduro's capture. Here's what happened
The winnings come as the rules governing prediction markets are still evolving.
www.axios.com
January 3, 2026 at 8:38 PM
babe wake up, they're doing insider trading on war crimes
John Steakly did this in Vampires and Armor and it was delightful.
January 3, 2026 at 8:56 PM
John Steakly did this in Vampires and Armor and it was delightful.
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'Illegal inhalation of privatized air may result in violent repossession of your 1.3 gallons of rented, corporate blood.' Screenshot from Neofeud 2, my #cyberpunk #adventuregame Get NF 1 (70% off now!) & help me finish #2! store.steampowered.com/app/673850/N... #indiedev #steamdeck #indiegame
January 3, 2026 at 8:18 PM
'Illegal inhalation of privatized air may result in violent repossession of your 1.3 gallons of rented, corporate blood.' Screenshot from Neofeud 2, my #cyberpunk #adventuregame Get NF 1 (70% off now!) & help me finish #2! store.steampowered.com/app/673850/N... #indiedev #steamdeck #indiegame
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hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison
January 3, 2026 at 7:02 AM
hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison
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The leader of Country A being kidnapped by Country B, because Country B has filed legal charges against Country A's leader within Country B's borders and thus claims it is legal to do so, is a strange precedent to want to set, but what do I know
January 3, 2026 at 7:21 PM
The leader of Country A being kidnapped by Country B, because Country B has filed legal charges against Country A's leader within Country B's borders and thus claims it is legal to do so, is a strange precedent to want to set, but what do I know
Maduro is a piece of shit who has tortured and murdered countless Venezuelans for his own benefit.
Trump is a piece of shit who has tortured and (attempted to murder) murdered countless Americans for his own benefit.
Trump is a piece of shit who has tortured and (attempted to murder) murdered countless Americans for his own benefit.
January 3, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Maduro is a piece of shit who has tortured and murdered countless Venezuelans for his own benefit.
Trump is a piece of shit who has tortured and (attempted to murder) murdered countless Americans for his own benefit.
Trump is a piece of shit who has tortured and (attempted to murder) murdered countless Americans for his own benefit.
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As a Native Hawaiian I oppose US intervention in #Venezuela, or anywhere else.
Prior to the US coup, Hawaii had the world's highest literacy rate (98%), Universal Healthcare, electric lights before the white house, mass affordable transit, industrialization, virtually no homelessness, full racial equality. Post-coup, all these statistics reversed.
January 3, 2026 at 6:47 PM
As a Native Hawaiian I oppose US intervention in #Venezuela, or anywhere else.
next door neighbor kid seems to think if he comes and knocks at the door every five minutes it'll make my kid wake up quicker. Little bro, we are night people.
January 3, 2026 at 6:31 PM
next door neighbor kid seems to think if he comes and knocks at the door every five minutes it'll make my kid wake up quicker. Little bro, we are night people.
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If I were a foreign country by now I would have two iron clad facts in my mind:
1- the United States is dangerous and proactive pressures must be put in place to curb their actions
2- Billionaires are fundamentally incompatible with democratic rule of law and cannot be permitted.
1- the United States is dangerous and proactive pressures must be put in place to curb their actions
2- Billionaires are fundamentally incompatible with democratic rule of law and cannot be permitted.
January 3, 2026 at 7:04 AM
If I were a foreign country by now I would have two iron clad facts in my mind:
1- the United States is dangerous and proactive pressures must be put in place to curb their actions
2- Billionaires are fundamentally incompatible with democratic rule of law and cannot be permitted.
1- the United States is dangerous and proactive pressures must be put in place to curb their actions
2- Billionaires are fundamentally incompatible with democratic rule of law and cannot be permitted.