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i know fucken everything about the coelacanth but can’t spell ‘exercise’. gimme reproductive and climate justice. Geospatial science 🌎
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Big tent for Marjorie Taylor Greene but not for trans people huh

Fuck your tent I didn't want to pee in it anyway.
November 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I’m very fucking tired of men explaining that abortion is not reaaaally a big deal.

Hundreds of women from states like Louisiana come to North Carolina DAILY for abortions. To have closet pro-lifers like this dipshit spout off about how their bodily autonomy isn’t important to him feels extra icky
October 30, 2025 at 12:27 PM
rAciSm iS oVeR
October 24, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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future grandchild: like shit, from an ass?

me in 30 years: Swear to God. Then he demolished the White House
October 20, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Fugly to the last man for sure, but truly, how do they manage to look 3 years old and 87 years old simultaneously?
The faces of the young Republicans are not great. (It's ok to make fun of them)
October 15, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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next time the president disappears for a few days we should all say he's jacking off, so when he resurfaces instead of saying "im not dead actually" he has to say the other thing
October 3, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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September 16, 2025 at 3:34 PM
“Do women and people with a uterus have value? Do they deserve human rights? Discuss.”
I think this is a brave take (considering the backlash this will likely get) and a really good discussion to have. Kirk's death is an opportunity to say we need more debate between right and left. I don't think Kirk did it in good faith most of the time but we need more open discussion.
September 11, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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Guns may also be contributing to gun violence.
RFK Jr on the mass shooting in Minnesota: "We're launching studies on the potential contribution of some of the SSRI drugs and some of the other psychiatric drugs that might be contributing to violence."
August 28, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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If you’re inclined to dismiss this because it’s not as contentious as abortion, or because you believe there’s broader support for same sex marriage, please don’t be complacent.

The right wing nationalists want a return to “traditional values”.
August 12, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Fuck you, NPR, was Alex Jones busy? Can’t tell you how much I couldn’t give a fuck about Portnoy’s thoughts.
June 9, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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slipping Elon’s kid a roll of nickels
May 30, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Hail Stan
May 29, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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reply STOP to get your infant son to leave you the fuck alone
May 19, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Re: Georgia & abortion-

Physical violence is already a leading cause of death for pregnant people. Theres now a precedent for keeping brain-dead people alive to incubate fetuses.

This will lead nowhere good.
May 16, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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at the top of every thread worth reading on here is a blocked post
June 19, 2024 at 4:13 PM
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shout out to the forgotten silent generation we literally never stop hearing from
May 14, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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See if I was in charge of messaging I’d be like he’s a fucking racist crook who is destroying the economy but I suppose we can go with flowers being more expensive, but not for certain, it’s a possibility, it COULD happen. None of us can see the future. Heck maybe he’s going to be a good President
Mother’s Day flowers could be more expensive this year because of Trump’s erratic tariffs.
May 9, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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May 4, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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Imagine sucking so much that countries where you’re not on the ballot vote against you
April 29, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Same with “lol Elon is trans”, “lol jd Vance is queer”, “lol MTG is a failed abortion”. That shit is not allyship, that is playing into the opponents hand and simultaneously stigmatizing/shitting on marginalized communities
“these people are so awful that they are like sex workers”

fuck off into the sun
April 26, 2025 at 12:26 AM
They can’t afford the medals anymore, they’re too expensive 😔

And your head still needs to be attached 😔
April 23, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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I hope whomever walked off with the dog killers bag is livin it up buying gay porn and paying for abortions.

www.cnn.com/2025/04/22/p...
Sources describe how Homeland Secretary Kristi Noem’s Gucci bag was stolen from under her chair | CNN Politics
The man who allegedly stole a Gucci bag loaded with cash from Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem was sitting at the table next to hers, according to video of Sunday’s incident reviewed by Secret ...
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April 23, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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Hard to believe it’s been almost a day and JD Vance has not killed again.
April 22, 2025 at 3:48 AM