HumphsDad
@hunphreysdad.bsky.social
Swearing...there will be swearing. Lots of it.
Ex-Labour member after Starmer went full-on Farage in May 2025.
Fuck Trump & all that stuff you'd expect.
Bolton Wanderers & Washington Commanders fan/sufferer.
Mainly Salford, sometimes Andalucia.
Ex-Labour member after Starmer went full-on Farage in May 2025.
Fuck Trump & all that stuff you'd expect.
Bolton Wanderers & Washington Commanders fan/sufferer.
Mainly Salford, sometimes Andalucia.
Pinned
HumphsDad
@hunphreysdad.bsky.social
· Nov 23
It’s crazy to think about the crimes we’re going to learn about after this regime ends.
We’re already hearing about Watergate level crimes every week. Imagine what will come out after it’s over.
We’re going to need a full accounting of all that’s been done in violation of the constitution.
We’re already hearing about Watergate level crimes every week. Imagine what will come out after it’s over.
We’re going to need a full accounting of all that’s been done in violation of the constitution.
It won't be the Yanks who investigate all this.
It will be an international court, convened to formally quantify what the fuck went on & apportion blame long after the US is a burnt ruin & Putin & Trump are dead.
It will be an international court, convened to formally quantify what the fuck went on & apportion blame long after the US is a burnt ruin & Putin & Trump are dead.
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Alex Burghart MP has now called for a review of the circumstances around the award of Palantir's £240m defence contract, and asked why Mandelson's visit to Palantir's offices in Washington was kept off the books while the company was being represented by his firm, Global Council.
🔴‘Peter Mandelson’s Fixing of Keir Starmer’s Visit to Spytech Firm Palantir Raises Serious Questions’
Palantir was represented by a lobbying firm founded by Mandelson, Iain Overton and Max Colbert report
bylinetimes.com/2025/04/25/p...
Palantir was represented by a lobbying firm founded by Mandelson, Iain Overton and Max Colbert report
bylinetimes.com/2025/04/25/p...
'Peter Mandelson's Fixing of Keir Starmer’s Visit to Spytech Firm Palantir Raises Serious Questions'
Palantir was represented by a lobbying firm founded by Mandelson, Iain Overton and Max Colbert report
bylinetimes.com
February 4, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Alex Burghart MP has now called for a review of the circumstances around the award of Palantir's £240m defence contract, and asked why Mandelson's visit to Palantir's offices in Washington was kept off the books while the company was being represented by his firm, Global Council.
Boris Johnson levels of bare-faced bullshitting here from No10.
Wankers.
Wankers.
“Peter Mandelson lied to the Prime Minister, hid information that has since come to light and presented Epstein as someone he barely knew.
“In September, new information revealed the depth and extent of the relationship was materially different to…”
“In September, new information revealed the depth and extent of the relationship was materially different to…”
February 4, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Boris Johnson levels of bare-faced bullshitting here from No10.
Wankers.
Wankers.
The absolute worst bit about all this shit is the fact that Burgon is loving every fucking second of it.
February 4, 2026 at 3:57 PM
The absolute worst bit about all this shit is the fact that Burgon is loving every fucking second of it.
The Profumo Affair ended McMillan's premiership & arguably gifted the 1964 GE to Wilson & Labour.
His crime?
Shagging someone who also happened to be shagging a Russian spy at the same time.
Mandelson was emailing Epstein government secrets in real time.
Which is worse?*
(*that's rhetorical.)
His crime?
Shagging someone who also happened to be shagging a Russian spy at the same time.
Mandelson was emailing Epstein government secrets in real time.
Which is worse?*
(*that's rhetorical.)
February 4, 2026 at 3:25 PM
The Profumo Affair ended McMillan's premiership & arguably gifted the 1964 GE to Wilson & Labour.
His crime?
Shagging someone who also happened to be shagging a Russian spy at the same time.
Mandelson was emailing Epstein government secrets in real time.
Which is worse?*
(*that's rhetorical.)
His crime?
Shagging someone who also happened to be shagging a Russian spy at the same time.
Mandelson was emailing Epstein government secrets in real time.
Which is worse?*
(*that's rhetorical.)
They kill Bond off & then suddenly all this shit about a global cabale of inter-connected super-rich nonce twats comes to light.
Coincidence?
Coincidence?
February 4, 2026 at 2:54 PM
They kill Bond off & then suddenly all this shit about a global cabale of inter-connected super-rich nonce twats comes to light.
Coincidence?
Coincidence?
Some Tory MP just now in the Commons:
"I find it incredible that the vetting process only begins *after* the announcement of the appointment is made!"
Anybody who supports an EFL club which has been bought by some bent cunt in the last 15 years:
"I find it incredible that the vetting process only begins *after* the announcement of the appointment is made!"
Anybody who supports an EFL club which has been bought by some bent cunt in the last 15 years:
a man with a name tag that says johnny says you think
ALT: a man with a name tag that says johnny says you think
media.tenor.com
February 4, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Some Tory MP just now in the Commons:
"I find it incredible that the vetting process only begins *after* the announcement of the appointment is made!"
Anybody who supports an EFL club which has been bought by some bent cunt in the last 15 years:
"I find it incredible that the vetting process only begins *after* the announcement of the appointment is made!"
Anybody who supports an EFL club which has been bought by some bent cunt in the last 15 years:
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If Mandelson is being investigated for his Epstein connections, he must also be investigated for his Thiel connections, because they ran a joint fund when Mandelson fixed Starmer's visit to Palantir
bylinetimes.com/2025/04/25/p...
bylinetimes.com/2025/04/25/p...
'Peter Mandelson's Fixing of Keir Starmer’s Visit to Spytech Firm Palantir Raises Serious Questions'
Palantir was represented by a lobbying firm founded by Mandelson, Iain Overton and Max Colbert report
bylinetimes.com
February 4, 2026 at 12:41 PM
If Mandelson is being investigated for his Epstein connections, he must also be investigated for his Thiel connections, because they ran a joint fund when Mandelson fixed Starmer's visit to Palantir
bylinetimes.com/2025/04/25/p...
bylinetimes.com/2025/04/25/p...
Currently two thirds of the way through the Take That doc on Netflix.
When did Jason Orange's voice get so camp?
He sounds like John Inman.
(Not a dig at the guy, just curious b/c it's not like that on earlier footage.)
When did Jason Orange's voice get so camp?
He sounds like John Inman.
(Not a dig at the guy, just curious b/c it's not like that on earlier footage.)
February 4, 2026 at 10:39 AM
Currently two thirds of the way through the Take That doc on Netflix.
When did Jason Orange's voice get so camp?
He sounds like John Inman.
(Not a dig at the guy, just curious b/c it's not like that on earlier footage.)
When did Jason Orange's voice get so camp?
He sounds like John Inman.
(Not a dig at the guy, just curious b/c it's not like that on earlier footage.)
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Well, that was probably the worst half of football I've ever watched, and I've seen Soccer Aid
February 3, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Well, that was probably the worst half of football I've ever watched, and I've seen Soccer Aid
Hang on a sec...is that Farridge on my telly *seriously* questioning Labour's vetting policy regarding Mandelson?
I mean...yeah, Mandelson's obviously a cunt & should never have been anywhere near the levers of power, but come on...
Farridge moaning about shit vetting?
Fuuuck off..! 🤣
I mean...yeah, Mandelson's obviously a cunt & should never have been anywhere near the levers of power, but come on...
Farridge moaning about shit vetting?
Fuuuck off..! 🤣
February 3, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Hang on a sec...is that Farridge on my telly *seriously* questioning Labour's vetting policy regarding Mandelson?
I mean...yeah, Mandelson's obviously a cunt & should never have been anywhere near the levers of power, but come on...
Farridge moaning about shit vetting?
Fuuuck off..! 🤣
I mean...yeah, Mandelson's obviously a cunt & should never have been anywhere near the levers of power, but come on...
Farridge moaning about shit vetting?
Fuuuck off..! 🤣
Ah...turns out the grown-ups *were* actually playing, after all...
And it was brilliant at the end. 😀
#TheCricket
And it was brilliant at the end. 😀
#TheCricket
Well done to the #England U-19s lads on securing their place in #TheCricket World Cup Final by beating the old enemy.
(NB: There is no T20 game currently being played today by the grown-ups team. Nope. Definitely not...)
(NB: There is no T20 game currently being played today by the grown-ups team. Nope. Definitely not...)
February 3, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Ah...turns out the grown-ups *were* actually playing, after all...
And it was brilliant at the end. 😀
#TheCricket
And it was brilliant at the end. 😀
#TheCricket
Well done to the #England U-19s lads on securing their place in #TheCricket World Cup Final by beating the old enemy.
(NB: There is no T20 game currently being played today by the grown-ups team. Nope. Definitely not...)
(NB: There is no T20 game currently being played today by the grown-ups team. Nope. Definitely not...)
February 3, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Well done to the #England U-19s lads on securing their place in #TheCricket World Cup Final by beating the old enemy.
(NB: There is no T20 game currently being played today by the grown-ups team. Nope. Definitely not...)
(NB: There is no T20 game currently being played today by the grown-ups team. Nope. Definitely not...)
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It's a crying shame
But the lesson’s plain
All things are possible…
#NowPlaying
youtu.be/EN96cKEYkHw?...
But the lesson’s plain
All things are possible…
#NowPlaying
youtu.be/EN96cKEYkHw?...
Redskins - It Can Be Done
YouTube video by Redskins001
youtu.be
February 2, 2026 at 9:08 PM
It's a crying shame
But the lesson’s plain
All things are possible…
#NowPlaying
youtu.be/EN96cKEYkHw?...
But the lesson’s plain
All things are possible…
#NowPlaying
youtu.be/EN96cKEYkHw?...
AI's fucking brilliant, isn't it?
February 2, 2026 at 4:44 PM
AI's fucking brilliant, isn't it?
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Me:
“What about the fact that Trump was found guilty in a civil court for sexual abuse…was that not enough for you to withdraw your support?”
Now listen to the response from Andrea Jenkyns of the Reform Party…
“What about the fact that Trump was found guilty in a civil court for sexual abuse…was that not enough for you to withdraw your support?”
Now listen to the response from Andrea Jenkyns of the Reform Party…
February 2, 2026 at 11:35 AM
Me:
“What about the fact that Trump was found guilty in a civil court for sexual abuse…was that not enough for you to withdraw your support?”
Now listen to the response from Andrea Jenkyns of the Reform Party…
“What about the fact that Trump was found guilty in a civil court for sexual abuse…was that not enough for you to withdraw your support?”
Now listen to the response from Andrea Jenkyns of the Reform Party…
Is it really too much to ask that some of you start using even the most basic of punctuation on here?
The number of posts that I have to slowly read & then re-read to fathom out what's going on is ridiculous.
It doesn't make you look cool - It just makes you look like an illiterate twat.
The number of posts that I have to slowly read & then re-read to fathom out what's going on is ridiculous.
It doesn't make you look cool - It just makes you look like an illiterate twat.
February 2, 2026 at 11:31 AM
Is it really too much to ask that some of you start using even the most basic of punctuation on here?
The number of posts that I have to slowly read & then re-read to fathom out what's going on is ridiculous.
It doesn't make you look cool - It just makes you look like an illiterate twat.
The number of posts that I have to slowly read & then re-read to fathom out what's going on is ridiculous.
It doesn't make you look cool - It just makes you look like an illiterate twat.
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Someone tell lickle Tommeh his right wing mates think he’s a dickhead
February 2, 2026 at 10:11 AM
Someone tell lickle Tommeh his right wing mates think he’s a dickhead
Could this be the window, during which Leroy Lita finally joins the mighty #BWFC?
He's still only 41.
(Genuinely surprised at that fact.)
He's still only 41.
(Genuinely surprised at that fact.)
Good morning to everyone except @skysportspl.bsky.social flogging the same 3 shitty transfers they’ve been boring on about for the last month. Tedious gets.
February 2, 2026 at 8:34 AM
Could this be the window, during which Leroy Lita finally joins the mighty #BWFC?
He's still only 41.
(Genuinely surprised at that fact.)
He's still only 41.
(Genuinely surprised at that fact.)
February 1, 2026 at 5:13 PM
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Any chance we can find evidence of Paddy McGuinness in the #EpsteinFiles?
If not, can can we put it in there?
If not, can can we put it in there?
February 1, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Any chance we can find evidence of Paddy McGuinness in the #EpsteinFiles?
If not, can can we put it in there?
If not, can can we put it in there?
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‘Whoa Black Betty...’
February 1, 2026 at 11:43 AM
‘Whoa Black Betty...’
January 31, 2026 at 3:58 PM