HumphsDad
@hunphreysdad.bsky.social
Swearing...there will be swearing. Lots of it.
Ex-Labour member after Starmer went full-on Farage in May 2025.
Fuck Trump & all that stuff you'd expect.
Bolton Wanderers & Washington Commanders fan/sufferer.
Mainly Salford, sometimes Andalucia.
Ex-Labour member after Starmer went full-on Farage in May 2025.
Fuck Trump & all that stuff you'd expect.
Bolton Wanderers & Washington Commanders fan/sufferer.
Mainly Salford, sometimes Andalucia.
Pinned
HumphsDad
@hunphreysdad.bsky.social
· Nov 23
It’s crazy to think about the crimes we’re going to learn about after this regime ends.
We’re already hearing about Watergate level crimes every week. Imagine what will come out after it’s over.
We’re going to need a full accounting of all that’s been done in violation of the constitution.
We’re already hearing about Watergate level crimes every week. Imagine what will come out after it’s over.
We’re going to need a full accounting of all that’s been done in violation of the constitution.
It won't be the Yanks who investigate all this.
It will be an international court, convened to formally quantify what the fuck went on & apportion blame long after the US is a burnt ruin & Putin & Trump are dead.
It will be an international court, convened to formally quantify what the fuck went on & apportion blame long after the US is a burnt ruin & Putin & Trump are dead.
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Someone tell lickle Tommeh his right wing mates think he’s a dickhead
February 2, 2026 at 10:11 AM
Someone tell lickle Tommeh his right wing mates think he’s a dickhead
Could this be the window, during which Leroy Lita finally joins the mighty #BWFC?
He's still only 41.
(Genuinely surprised at that fact.)
He's still only 41.
(Genuinely surprised at that fact.)
Good morning to everyone except @skysportspl.bsky.social flogging the same 3 shitty transfers they’ve been boring on about for the last month. Tedious gets.
February 2, 2026 at 8:34 AM
Could this be the window, during which Leroy Lita finally joins the mighty #BWFC?
He's still only 41.
(Genuinely surprised at that fact.)
He's still only 41.
(Genuinely surprised at that fact.)
February 1, 2026 at 5:13 PM
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Any chance we can find evidence of Paddy McGuinness in the #EpsteinFiles?
If not, can can we put it in there?
If not, can can we put it in there?
February 1, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Any chance we can find evidence of Paddy McGuinness in the #EpsteinFiles?
If not, can can we put it in there?
If not, can can we put it in there?
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‘Whoa Black Betty...’
February 1, 2026 at 11:43 AM
‘Whoa Black Betty...’
January 31, 2026 at 3:58 PM
January 31, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Watching the surge of the "Christian right" on both sides of The Pond, it's important to note that there is a difference.
USA: Genuine believers who think Jesus was a white fella.
Here: Absolutely zero interest in organised religion but love the excuse to hate brown people. And snort coke.
USA: Genuine believers who think Jesus was a white fella.
Here: Absolutely zero interest in organised religion but love the excuse to hate brown people. And snort coke.
January 31, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Watching the surge of the "Christian right" on both sides of The Pond, it's important to note that there is a difference.
USA: Genuine believers who think Jesus was a white fella.
Here: Absolutely zero interest in organised religion but love the excuse to hate brown people. And snort coke.
USA: Genuine believers who think Jesus was a white fella.
Here: Absolutely zero interest in organised religion but love the excuse to hate brown people. And snort coke.
January 31, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Got the Gold Top out for a nurdle while the wife's out shopping.
Looks great but it's a fucking terrible guitar. Buzzes like a bee stuck in a jam jar.
That's the thing with Chibsons, you pays yer money, you takes your chances.
And this one will be used exclusively as wall art in Spain.
Looks great but it's a fucking terrible guitar. Buzzes like a bee stuck in a jam jar.
That's the thing with Chibsons, you pays yer money, you takes your chances.
And this one will be used exclusively as wall art in Spain.
January 31, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Got the Gold Top out for a nurdle while the wife's out shopping.
Looks great but it's a fucking terrible guitar. Buzzes like a bee stuck in a jam jar.
That's the thing with Chibsons, you pays yer money, you takes your chances.
And this one will be used exclusively as wall art in Spain.
Looks great but it's a fucking terrible guitar. Buzzes like a bee stuck in a jam jar.
That's the thing with Chibsons, you pays yer money, you takes your chances.
And this one will be used exclusively as wall art in Spain.
January 31, 2026 at 12:44 PM
January 31, 2026 at 12:27 PM
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You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
January 31, 2026 at 6:57 AM
You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
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The funny thing about a certain type of angry conspiracy guy is that they’re literally being confronted with an elite paedophile ring and a tyrannical government at the same time right now, and because it isn't being done by the people they wanted it to be done by they’re all being pussies about it
January 31, 2026 at 9:20 AM
The funny thing about a certain type of angry conspiracy guy is that they’re literally being confronted with an elite paedophile ring and a tyrannical government at the same time right now, and because it isn't being done by the people they wanted it to be done by they’re all being pussies about it
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Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.
January 30, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.
January 30, 2026 at 8:23 PM
January 30, 2026 at 8:15 PM
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Shot and chaser from new Epstein batch
January 30, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Shot and chaser from new Epstein batch
The BBC will pick this up & quietly do a 2 minute piece on it tomorrow morning on that "points of view" type thing hosted by @samiraahmeduk.bsky.social and that will be that.
(Not blaming her prsonally. She's a Nightingales fan, so she must be ok.)
(Not blaming her prsonally. She's a Nightingales fan, so she must be ok.)
Left: Konstantin Kisin denies calling Rishi Sunak a 'brown Hindu' on #BBCQT
Right: Konstantin Kisin, "He's a brown Hindu"
Right: Konstantin Kisin, "He's a brown Hindu"
January 30, 2026 at 4:39 PM
The BBC will pick this up & quietly do a 2 minute piece on it tomorrow morning on that "points of view" type thing hosted by @samiraahmeduk.bsky.social and that will be that.
(Not blaming her prsonally. She's a Nightingales fan, so she must be ok.)
(Not blaming her prsonally. She's a Nightingales fan, so she must be ok.)
Dear TNT Sport,
I am available for co-comms duty if required.
Thank you.
(Yes...it was a lucky guess.)
#TheCricket #EngVSL
I am available for co-comms duty if required.
Thank you.
(Yes...it was a lucky guess.)
#TheCricket #EngVSL
They started off well enough.
Be lucky to get 135 at this rate.
Be lucky to get 135 at this rate.
January 30, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Dear TNT Sport,
I am available for co-comms duty if required.
Thank you.
(Yes...it was a lucky guess.)
#TheCricket #EngVSL
I am available for co-comms duty if required.
Thank you.
(Yes...it was a lucky guess.)
#TheCricket #EngVSL
How the fuck did the ump *not* give that out?
Possibly the plumbest of plumb LBWs that I have ever seen.
#TheCricket #England
Possibly the plumbest of plumb LBWs that I have ever seen.
#TheCricket #England
January 30, 2026 at 4:04 PM
How the fuck did the ump *not* give that out?
Possibly the plumbest of plumb LBWs that I have ever seen.
#TheCricket #England
Possibly the plumbest of plumb LBWs that I have ever seen.
#TheCricket #England
It's Friday.
Chippy tea?
Chippy tea?
January 30, 2026 at 3:55 PM
It's Friday.
Chippy tea?
Chippy tea?
Seen a few people using the "5 jobs you've had" thing to drop in some none-too-subtle humble-bragging.
P/T sales assistant
Retail supervisor
Store manager
Area Sales Manager
Head of multi-national conglomerate with 400k staff globally.
I mean...come on, guys...it's supposed to be a bit of fun.
P/T sales assistant
Retail supervisor
Store manager
Area Sales Manager
Head of multi-national conglomerate with 400k staff globally.
I mean...come on, guys...it's supposed to be a bit of fun.
January 30, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Seen a few people using the "5 jobs you've had" thing to drop in some none-too-subtle humble-bragging.
P/T sales assistant
Retail supervisor
Store manager
Area Sales Manager
Head of multi-national conglomerate with 400k staff globally.
I mean...come on, guys...it's supposed to be a bit of fun.
P/T sales assistant
Retail supervisor
Store manager
Area Sales Manager
Head of multi-national conglomerate with 400k staff globally.
I mean...come on, guys...it's supposed to be a bit of fun.
Dear Temu,
If you're going to try & tempt me with your pop-up ads for stuff you know I'll be interested in, please adjust your pricing accordingly.
They're nice trainers & the nostalgia angle's definitely in play, but there's no way I'm paying 65 quid for Chinese knock-off gear.
If you're going to try & tempt me with your pop-up ads for stuff you know I'll be interested in, please adjust your pricing accordingly.
They're nice trainers & the nostalgia angle's definitely in play, but there's no way I'm paying 65 quid for Chinese knock-off gear.
January 30, 2026 at 10:21 AM
Dear Temu,
If you're going to try & tempt me with your pop-up ads for stuff you know I'll be interested in, please adjust your pricing accordingly.
They're nice trainers & the nostalgia angle's definitely in play, but there's no way I'm paying 65 quid for Chinese knock-off gear.
If you're going to try & tempt me with your pop-up ads for stuff you know I'll be interested in, please adjust your pricing accordingly.
They're nice trainers & the nostalgia angle's definitely in play, but there's no way I'm paying 65 quid for Chinese knock-off gear.