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Swearing...there will be swearing. Lots of it.
Ex-Labour member after Starmer went full-on Farage in May 2025.
Fuck Trump & all that stuff you'd expect.
Bolton Wanderers & Washington Commanders fan/sufferer.
Mainly Salford, sometimes Andalucia.
Pinned
Wonder what they've replaced it with?
Apparently there's something called "Live Baller League" on Sky Sports now.

According to the blurb: "It's week 3 of the six-a-side competition featuring influencers, YouTubers & ex-pros."

So glad I no longer pay for that shit...
November 10, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Hear me out now for a sec...

Do we actually need the BBC any more?

The political coverage is shite.

It's run by far-right Tories.

There's basically fuck-all sport left on it.

And Attenborough won't be around forever...

And they use our money to make shit like Mrs Brown's Boys & Citizen Khan.
November 10, 2025 at 4:31 PM
A bunch of weirdos standing in front of upside down "flegs."

Peak Reform...
You shouldn’t make fun of people for their apparence but
November 10, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Currently watching the new iteration of #Bullseye.
a man in a suit and pink shirt stands in front of a large number 5 and says " that 's numberwang "
ALT: a man in a suit and pink shirt stands in front of a large number 5 and says " that 's numberwang "
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 8:39 PM
There is nothing lamer in professional sport than an #NFL "patented choreographed celebration" after a big play.
November 9, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Guy Ritchie's just wanked himself to death...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XY2w...
Lenny Mclean Versus Roy Shaw Unlicensed Boxing Second Fight
YouTube video by TheGuvnorVideos
www.youtube.com
November 9, 2025 at 1:39 AM
It's just dawned on me.

The US is in the grip of a Fascist coup & they (the majority) haven't got a fucking clue what to do about it.

Complaining about it on here ain't going to stop it, lads.

You've got the 2nd Amendment for precisely this scenario.

Over to you, shitbags...
November 9, 2025 at 1:33 AM
And again...what are you doing about it?

Fast forward 2 years to when he's dead & Couch Fucker McGee's transporting "Non-compliant Libs" on trains to "re-education" camps in Texas.

You lot still doing this shit?

B/c American citizens are already getting lifted off the streets w/o due process...
Chris Coons: "He's not listening to concerns about lowering costs. Instead he's worried about decorating his new Marie Antoinette ballroom or engaging in trying to figure out how to get his name on more statues and stadiums, or he's sitting across the table in the Oval Office with authoritarians."
November 9, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Reposted by HumphsDad
if you believe fully autonomous robot butlers are just over the horizon you are actually one of the dumbest motherfuckers alive and we should take your money from you so we can put it towards something worthwhile
November 7, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Daughter of a woman my wife knows recently had cancer.

So she started a JustGiving page.

B/c she had cancer.

Now all clear, she's shaved her head & started wearing a wig "to take back control."

And launched another JG page.

To fund a caribbean holiday & clothes.

Is my outrage understandable?
November 8, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Big decision ahead of tonight's viewing: Frankenstein or Fantastic Four?

Any advice?
November 8, 2025 at 3:36 PM
The wife's a Def Leppard fan but she's never seen them live.

They're playing Manchester next July so I thought I might treat her for Christmas.

300 quid to sit a mile away from the stage at a Monday night gig?

Erm, sorry love...would you like a nice scarf & glove set from M&S instead?
November 8, 2025 at 3:16 PM
With apologies to Hannah Peel, I initially watched the first 30 seconds of this with the sound off & thought it was Diane Morgan doing her thing.
A tiny bit of the BBC news piece that’s gone out today ✨🔭

The documentary and full piece is now on BBC Sounds & also airs on BBCR4 tomorrow (8th Nov) at 8pm

Featuring the brilliant @proftimob.bsky.social at @jodrellbank.bsky.social
#JodrellAt80 #JodrellBank
November 8, 2025 at 2:31 PM
That goal's been coming for 40 minutes.

Amorim is fucking useless.

#MUFC
That's what inevitably happens when you come out for the second half & your plan is to stick 11 men behind the ball, defend deep & cross your fingers.
November 8, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Black Peas served the traditional way.

Yes...I am northern as fuck.
November 8, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Leister City Vs Utd from 1976 on ITV4 currently.

Proper FA Cup tie.
November 8, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Laugh a minute, old Phil, wasn't he?

Jeysus...
(from Philip Larkin’s ‘Reference Back’)

“We’re not suited to the long perspectives
Open at each instant of our lives.
They link us to our losses: worse,
They show us what we have as it once was,
Blindingly undiminished, just as though
By acting differently we could have kept it so.”
November 7, 2025 at 6:22 PM
And yet, these daft fuckers have the nerve to take the piss out of our cuisine...
November 6, 2025 at 2:38 PM
It's not that complicated really, is it?
Which one is more English?
November 6, 2025 at 2:26 PM
The absolute brass neck on this cunt.
November 5, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I learned what all these words mean by watching Narcos years ago.

Very informative programme.

(It's probably also why I keep getting slung out of the local Mercadona near us.)
You F*cking Coconut
Florida
November 5, 2025 at 4:07 PM
So much wrong with this absolute bollocks.

Every word's bullshit.

The Labour Party certainly isn't a traditional leftist party anymore but to suggest that the Democratic Party sits to the left of it is abject nonsense.
I wish British Labour was more like American Democrats. I sometimes think people pretend Democrats arent overall more left than Labour. and I am not sure why they do that unless they like the more centralizing aspect of European left in general and dont care about social-lib aspect that dems have
November 5, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Dear #WashingtonCommanders management team,

Please accept that the season is effectively over, so there's absolutely no point trying to rush Daniels back BEFORE HE IS 100% FULLY RECOVERED.

Remember RG3 & think long-term with this one.

JD is our future.

Thanks in advance.

A Fan.
November 4, 2025 at 8:24 PM