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Joe Royle v Chelsea. Not telling you the year, but it was in colour, you bastards.
January 6, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Joe Royle v Chelsea. Not telling you the year, but it was in colour, you bastards.
Oi @gwladruns.bsky.social how much spends per day in Prague? Basically a load of gargle and grub per day.
January 6, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Oi @gwladruns.bsky.social how much spends per day in Prague? Basically a load of gargle and grub per day.
I need a holiday.
January 6, 2026 at 3:47 PM
I need a holiday.
The #noevilkoptemingnerdtogger is extremely vexing this week.
January 6, 2026 at 2:31 PM
The #noevilkoptemingnerdtogger is extremely vexing this week.
I was warming up when I fell over a sign that read “do not warm up here”.
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
😅
😅
January 6, 2026 at 12:47 PM
I was warming up when I fell over a sign that read “do not warm up here”.
Broke my arm falling out of a tree playing Spider-Man. I was 27.
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
😅
😅
January 6, 2026 at 12:28 PM
Broke my arm falling out of a tree playing Spider-Man. I was 27.
Keep my clothes on in public. Generally speaking.
Seriously, I do this too. I can’t even watch nature programmes in case something gets eaten.
Seriously, I do this too. I can’t even watch nature programmes in case something gets eaten.
What’s the thing you do that you think hallmarks you as “a nice person”. I escort every living thing I find in our house off the premises in one piece. It will eventually kill me - a redback spider was probably my most stupid mercy mission - but I just can’t bring myself to flatten things.
January 6, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Keep my clothes on in public. Generally speaking.
Seriously, I do this too. I can’t even watch nature programmes in case something gets eaten.
Seriously, I do this too. I can’t even watch nature programmes in case something gets eaten.
Back on duty.
January 6, 2026 at 12:02 PM
Back on duty.
Deviation AND bumming. Ace this.
January 6, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Deviation AND bumming. Ace this.
You reckon they’ve all been warned off taking the piss out of Swann? I thought Finn in particular would tear him to shreds.
January 6, 2026 at 12:55 AM
You reckon they’ve all been warned off taking the piss out of Swann? I thought Finn in particular would tear him to shreds.
Smith walking out to face these pie chuckers though.
January 6, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Smith walking out to face these pie chuckers though.
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Right first time...😂
January 6, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Right first time...😂
And as if it couldn’t get worse, Graham Swann says the Aussies are threatening to bum us. Or the other way round, as it were. Anyway, crying.
January 6, 2026 at 12:20 AM
And as if it couldn’t get worse, Graham Swann says the Aussies are threatening to bum us. Or the other way round, as it were. Anyway, crying.
This is almost as hilarious as Everton last night. What number does Neser bat? So enjoying watching these medium pace trundlers trying to get him out.
January 6, 2026 at 12:16 AM
This is almost as hilarious as Everton last night. What number does Neser bat? So enjoying watching these medium pace trundlers trying to get him out.
NERD.
If I ever create an account specifically for beer, swearing and Everton, and don’t get me wrong there’s a place in my life for all of those (in that order..), you’ll be my first follow, Sean..
January 6, 2026 at 12:14 AM
NERD.
SHITHOWZE.
Everton score predictions:
Everton 1 Wolves 1
Everton 0 Sunderland 2
And then, once our season is over:
Aston Villa 1 Everton 2
Everton 1 Wolves 1
Everton 0 Sunderland 2
And then, once our season is over:
Aston Villa 1 Everton 2
January 5, 2026 at 10:39 PM
SHITHOWZE.
It seems Patterson has turned into Shaggy Stevens overnight. Lumme.
January 5, 2026 at 9:52 PM
It seems Patterson has turned into Shaggy Stevens overnight. Lumme.
Winston Ingram meets Charlie Mullins.
January 5, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Winston Ingram meets Charlie Mullins.
Just watched the highlights of the test on the iPlayer, the bowling really is abysmal & I don't think anyone's buying the defence of Smith by Root.
January 5, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Spot on.
He and his team have chosen to push the party to the right to try and appease a bloc of voters who would never support Labour in a million years, thereby alienating their own core. Ludicrously misguided strategy.
January 5, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Spot on.
“I fancy a sausage butty for tea but I haven’t got any.”
“I have.”
“What are they?”
“Richmond.”
*goes hungry*
“I have.”
“What are they?”
“Richmond.”
*goes hungry*
January 5, 2026 at 8:03 PM
“I fancy a sausage butty for tea but I haven’t got any.”
“I have.”
“What are they?”
“Richmond.”
*goes hungry*
“I have.”
“What are they?”
“Richmond.”
*goes hungry*
His nickname’s Hot Dog.
January 5, 2026 at 5:03 PM
His nickname’s Hot Dog.
Congratulations to #noevilkopitemingsnerdtogger manager of the week Naresh Kaushal (84, including an inspired captaincy choice). He should be debagged and radished.
January 5, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Congratulations to #noevilkopitemingsnerdtogger manager of the week Naresh Kaushal (84, including an inspired captaincy choice). He should be debagged and radished.
Straws clutched etc.
January 5, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Straws clutched etc.
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