milo
@miltfarquhar.bsky.social
Hot-haired wokester with a pleasing gait. “One of the best kisses I’ve ever had” - anon.
He/him. Deal with it, y’fuckin plum.
He/him. Deal with it, y’fuckin plum.
I bet he’s sweating like an ex-prince in a pizza restaurant right now.
February 19, 2026 at 11:23 AM
I bet he’s sweating like an ex-prince in a pizza restaurant right now.
I hope they call him Sloppy Giuseppe in prison.
February 19, 2026 at 10:51 AM
I hope they call him Sloppy Giuseppe in prison.
Cleaning my phone up. I have got NO idea what this fucking thing was (no, not the toe) but it was massive and it looked like it’d do damage.
February 17, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Cleaning my phone up. I have got NO idea what this fucking thing was (no, not the toe) but it was massive and it looked like it’d do damage.
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The next picture clue in our ‘Guess the Guest’ game. Any guesses? #grangehill #sausageonafork #podcast #guesstheguest
February 17, 2026 at 1:08 PM
The next picture clue in our ‘Guess the Guest’ game. Any guesses? #grangehill #sausageonafork #podcast #guesstheguest
One of my favourite animal compo faces, this.
February 17, 2026 at 12:46 PM
One of my favourite animal compo faces, this.
Got a new phone. It’s like my old phone but without a massive crack down the middle of the screen and a bit of sticky tape preventing a thumb-slicing shard of glass from doing its worst.
February 13, 2026 at 5:24 AM
Got a new phone. It’s like my old phone but without a massive crack down the middle of the screen and a bit of sticky tape preventing a thumb-slicing shard of glass from doing its worst.
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Every single Irish or of Irish descent I know, literally 100% will be utterly disgusted with this.
My advice to the the lads?
Fucking fight it 💪🏼💙 🇮🇪 🇵🇸
My advice to the the lads?
Fucking fight it 💪🏼💙 🇮🇪 🇵🇸
February 12, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Every single Irish or of Irish descent I know, literally 100% will be utterly disgusted with this.
My advice to the the lads?
Fucking fight it 💪🏼💙 🇮🇪 🇵🇸
My advice to the the lads?
Fucking fight it 💪🏼💙 🇮🇪 🇵🇸
Postecoglu’s Remains Of Terror continue…
February 12, 2026 at 6:38 AM
Postecoglu’s Remains Of Terror continue…
Didn’t watch it and boy does it sound like I missed a treat - so I’m writing blind, here. But - swapping one forward for another right after we concede, and then throwing a centre half on as a forward for the last three minutes is very Moyes.
February 10, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Didn’t watch it and boy does it sound like I missed a treat - so I’m writing blind, here. But - swapping one forward for another right after we concede, and then throwing a centre half on as a forward for the last three minutes is very Moyes.
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I drew this 6 years ago
February 9, 2026 at 6:56 PM
I drew this 6 years ago
“He definitely means me! Here’s me chance! Drop your keks, Herman, it’s always been you!”
“Fuck off!”
“Fuck off!”
February 10, 2026 at 12:39 PM
“He definitely means me! Here’s me chance! Drop your keks, Herman, it’s always been you!”
“Fuck off!”
“Fuck off!”
How it started; how it ended.
February 8, 2026 at 8:36 PM
How it started; how it ended.
“This hits different”.
Fuck off. Which is a phrase that I can confirm always hits the same.
Fuck off. Which is a phrase that I can confirm always hits the same.
February 8, 2026 at 2:16 PM
“This hits different”.
Fuck off. Which is a phrase that I can confirm always hits the same.
Fuck off. Which is a phrase that I can confirm always hits the same.
Cooked myself a delicious spicy salmon rice dish with crispy chilli sauce, diced veg and egg, didn’t I?
February 8, 2026 at 9:02 AM
Cooked myself a delicious spicy salmon rice dish with crispy chilli sauce, diced veg and egg, didn’t I?
Great result. We got lucky. It’s ok to admit we should’ve been buried at half time and it was as a result of things we could’ve avoided. The win is all that matters but we don’t get better as a club unless we point this stuff out. Even a fraction of luck for F’lum and we’re three down at half time.
February 7, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Great result. We got lucky. It’s ok to admit we should’ve been buried at half time and it was as a result of things we could’ve avoided. The win is all that matters but we don’t get better as a club unless we point this stuff out. Even a fraction of luck for F’lum and we’re three down at half time.
Made a delicious bolognese, didn’t I?
February 7, 2026 at 7:47 AM
Made a delicious bolognese, didn’t I?
Takes a bit of magic to make you like an American sports team, especially in this day and age. Fuck me, Netflix’s “Miracle: The Boys of ‘80” is a really good watch, and a really likeable group of lads-then-men.
February 5, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Takes a bit of magic to make you like an American sports team, especially in this day and age. Fuck me, Netflix’s “Miracle: The Boys of ‘80” is a really good watch, and a really likeable group of lads-then-men.
Agree with this. An innovation I could get behind. BellCam#1
Because I'm six hundred years old and a VAR-abolitionist I've long grown used to reflexively disliking New Things but yeah, ref-cam is fantastic fun. Would like a deep dive though into exactly where the cut-offs are for players getting first-name treatment, surnames or being reduced to a mere number
February 5, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Agree with this. An innovation I could get behind. BellCam#1
Made myself a delicious chilli con carne, didn’t I?
February 5, 2026 at 9:37 AM
Made myself a delicious chilli con carne, didn’t I?
Made a delicious curry, didn’t I?
February 4, 2026 at 9:24 AM
Made a delicious curry, didn’t I?
The kraken wakes - Mike Skinner’s three year sabbatical ends abruptly.
Get off the filthy bus. Step over the dogshit. Walk up an uneven pavement. Turn left at the abbatoir, follow the main road down past the graveyard. When you get to the hospice, take a sharp right. And then, bang opposite the needle exchange is the vape shop. Cant miss it, it’s on fire.
February 3, 2026 at 12:25 PM
The kraken wakes - Mike Skinner’s three year sabbatical ends abruptly.
So, we’re still doing that “Branthwaite is better than Mykolenko so I’ll start him in his position as a result” thing, are we? And how’s that playing out? Fuck’s sake. Moyes has learned nothing.
Play Patterson an Mykolenko until we replace them. Pick the best two of four for the middle.
Play Patterson an Mykolenko until we replace them. Pick the best two of four for the middle.
January 31, 2026 at 8:44 PM
So, we’re still doing that “Branthwaite is better than Mykolenko so I’ll start him in his position as a result” thing, are we? And how’s that playing out? Fuck’s sake. Moyes has learned nothing.
Play Patterson an Mykolenko until we replace them. Pick the best two of four for the middle.
Play Patterson an Mykolenko until we replace them. Pick the best two of four for the middle.
Just saw that 57% of Americans disapprove of ICE’s recent conduct. Which means 43% can stomach American citizens being just, like, shot in the streets by government lads. I wonder what’s going to break them?
January 30, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Just saw that 57% of Americans disapprove of ICE’s recent conduct. Which means 43% can stomach American citizens being just, like, shot in the streets by government lads. I wonder what’s going to break them?
Five word film reviews - Marty Supreme
1950s Ping Pong Daniel-san.
Fucking cracking stuff, that. Had no idea why it was about going into it, was all the better an experience for it.
1950s Ping Pong Daniel-san.
Fucking cracking stuff, that. Had no idea why it was about going into it, was all the better an experience for it.
January 28, 2026 at 12:14 PM
Five word film reviews - Marty Supreme
1950s Ping Pong Daniel-san.
Fucking cracking stuff, that. Had no idea why it was about going into it, was all the better an experience for it.
1950s Ping Pong Daniel-san.
Fucking cracking stuff, that. Had no idea why it was about going into it, was all the better an experience for it.
