milo
@miltfarquhar.bsky.social
Hot-haired wokester with a pleasing gait. “One of the best kisses I’ve ever had” - anon.
He/him. Deal with it, y’fuckin plum.
He/him. Deal with it, y’fuckin plum.
Be sure to block this prick and don’t click any links.
November 10, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Be sure to block this prick and don’t click any links.
@tj-tarheel.bsky.social Just for you. Yes, I was “that guy” - but if you’re going to film anything by Metallica, THAT intro followed by the opening bars of Creeping Death isn’t a bad choice.
November 10, 2025 at 9:07 AM
@tj-tarheel.bsky.social Just for you. Yes, I was “that guy” - but if you’re going to film anything by Metallica, THAT intro followed by the opening bars of Creeping Death isn’t a bad choice.
Just found this on my phone. Stage one of the “birthing cake” I made for my good lady to take to one of her friends a few years back. I disgust myself, sometimes.
November 5, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Just found this on my phone. Stage one of the “birthing cake” I made for my good lady to take to one of her friends a few years back. I disgust myself, sometimes.
Got it. James Hetfield.
October 28, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Got it. James Hetfield.
This one. With her bonkers 90s barnet and her eyes that cut through custard, and her lovely little head.
October 26, 2025 at 9:11 AM
This one. With her bonkers 90s barnet and her eyes that cut through custard, and her lovely little head.
“You just go where they post you, mate. Sometimes it’s our place, sometimes it’s Tranmere. I did Aintree once… and The Arena. Yeah, you DO end up at Anfield from time to time, and I usually hate it. But sometimes…”
October 19, 2025 at 10:03 PM
“You just go where they post you, mate. Sometimes it’s our place, sometimes it’s Tranmere. I did Aintree once… and The Arena. Yeah, you DO end up at Anfield from time to time, and I usually hate it. But sometimes…”
“… but yeah… yeah, it WAS tough letting go of Juergen. But I think, y’know, … well, we’ve moved on, haven’t we?”
October 19, 2025 at 10:00 PM
“… but yeah… yeah, it WAS tough letting go of Juergen. But I think, y’know, … well, we’ve moved on, haven’t we?”
This lad was defo in the X-men.
October 19, 2025 at 9:30 PM
This lad was defo in the X-men.
And shall dine out on that very fact for years.
October 19, 2025 at 8:21 AM
And shall dine out on that very fact for years.
Another Brexit win, NO DOUBT!!!!1
October 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Another Brexit win, NO DOUBT!!!!1
Could change, mind. I - for one - believe in miracles.
October 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Could change, mind. I - for one - believe in miracles.
Hang on, hang on - look at all these boss lids at Jackson’s Cat Cafe in Hoylake today. Surely this helps.
October 10, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Hang on, hang on - look at all these boss lids at Jackson’s Cat Cafe in Hoylake today. Surely this helps.
WE GO AGAIN! THIS DOES NOT SLIP!
October 5, 2025 at 3:01 PM
WE GO AGAIN! THIS DOES NOT SLIP!
She appears to have become Benicio Del Toro but with worse hair.
October 2, 2025 at 10:14 PM
She appears to have become Benicio Del Toro but with worse hair.
“MUM! DAD! IT’S FINALLY ARRIVED!”
October 1, 2025 at 10:56 AM
“MUM! DAD! IT’S FINALLY ARRIVED!”
I quite enjoyed it, but still can’t help feeling the Fatboy Slim thing is all a bit Ice Hockey. Sirens and Z cars would be fine.
September 30, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I quite enjoyed it, but still can’t help feeling the Fatboy Slim thing is all a bit Ice Hockey. Sirens and Z cars would be fine.
Oh Nketiah, we will all soon know
Everything about your goal
Unfair, too late, offside, the howls, the moans, the groans
Your goal
Nketiah, we’ll all soon know
Everything about your goal
Unfair, too late, offside, the howls, the moans, the groans
Your goal
Nketiah, we’ll all soon know
September 27, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Oh Nketiah, we will all soon know
Everything about your goal
Unfair, too late, offside, the howls, the moans, the groans
Your goal
Nketiah, we’ll all soon know
Everything about your goal
Unfair, too late, offside, the howls, the moans, the groans
Your goal
Nketiah, we’ll all soon know
Jesus. This is a monster! I won’t bother with this “undertones of blueberry and candied orange people”. But if you’re a bourbon drinker, this is a gentle sipper with lots of stuff going on. Also, up the fuckin’ Toffees!
September 20, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Jesus. This is a monster! I won’t bother with this “undertones of blueberry and candied orange people”. But if you’re a bourbon drinker, this is a gentle sipper with lots of stuff going on. Also, up the fuckin’ Toffees!
Forever in the shadow of Yorkie Smith.
September 14, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Forever in the shadow of Yorkie Smith.
Arf! The good lady signed me up for a tasting club. Three sample bottles per month. It just means you get a whole variety of different whiskies without having to spend £100 on a bottle only to find out it tastes like Farage’s lungs.
September 13, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Arf! The good lady signed me up for a tasting club. Three sample bottles per month. It just means you get a whole variety of different whiskies without having to spend £100 on a bottle only to find out it tastes like Farage’s lungs.
This - Bertrand Paien 18yr - it’s a bit good, this.
September 13, 2025 at 12:13 PM
This - Bertrand Paien 18yr - it’s a bit good, this.
The interviewer missed an opportunity here.
“Really? You little prick, I’d never have guessed. Are your parents here, by the way, or are they firebombing a hotel somewhere?”
I’d wrap up by calling him a bellend. Adult crime, adult time.
“Really? You little prick, I’d never have guessed. Are your parents here, by the way, or are they firebombing a hotel somewhere?”
I’d wrap up by calling him a bellend. Adult crime, adult time.
September 5, 2025 at 5:09 PM
The interviewer missed an opportunity here.
“Really? You little prick, I’d never have guessed. Are your parents here, by the way, or are they firebombing a hotel somewhere?”
I’d wrap up by calling him a bellend. Adult crime, adult time.
“Really? You little prick, I’d never have guessed. Are your parents here, by the way, or are they firebombing a hotel somewhere?”
I’d wrap up by calling him a bellend. Adult crime, adult time.