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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster
@bertwooster.bsky.social
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Bears, obscenities and breakdowns.
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We were at Bayernwald trenches in Belgium when the guide was explaining how you could lose all the skin and muscle from both feet from trench foot.
(Yorkshire) Kid: What would happen then?
Guide: You'd get two wooden feet.
Kid: Better than nowt.

I nearly fell in trench laughing.
detritus.bsky.social Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · Aug 8
The lesson learned here is dont point a supposedly knackered foam extinguisher at someone’s face squeeze the trigger and shout money shot unless you are absolutely sure it’s knackered.
detritus.bsky.social Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · Aug 8
Giving someone a bollocking for doing something you found hilarious is the worse part of work.
November 13, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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Wordle 1,608 3/6*

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November 13, 2025 at 9:41 AM
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Connections
Puzzle #886
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November 13, 2025 at 9:41 AM
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Strands #620
“Out, damned spot!”
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November 13, 2025 at 9:40 AM
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catfishing.net
#508 - 6/10
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catfishing - the Wikipedia guessing game
Guess the Wikipedia article from its categories. 10 interesting people, places, and things to guess every day.
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November 13, 2025 at 7:46 AM
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#WhenTaken #625 (13.11.2025)

I scored 804/1000🏅

1️⃣📍613 km - 🗓️8 yrs - 🥈171/200
2️⃣📍453 km - 🗓️12 yrs - 🥈165/200
3️⃣📍985 km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥈169/200
4️⃣📍344 km - 🗓️10 yrs - 🥈174/200
5️⃣📍1.0K km - 🗓️20 yrs - 🥈125/200

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November 13, 2025 at 7:36 AM
bertwooster.bsky.social
Gedge's shirt...tremendous.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=5q-u...
The Wedding Present - California (Top Of The Pops, BBC, 1992)
YouTube video by WeddingPresentTV
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November 12, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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What the fuck?
November 12, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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@westlancsives.bsky.social Finally got hold of it. Shameful considering he was a friend at school.
November 12, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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#WhenTaken #624 (12.11.2025)

I scored 912/1000👑

1️⃣📍711 km - 🗓️8 yrs - 🥈168/200
2️⃣📍120 km - 🗓️8 yrs - 🥇184/200
3️⃣📍16.8 km - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥇199/200
4️⃣📍321 km - 🗓️5 yrs - 🥇185/200
5️⃣📍685 km - 🗓️3 yrs - 🥇176/200
November 12, 2025 at 7:42 AM
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Wordle 1,607 3/6*

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November 12, 2025 at 7:21 AM
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Connections
Puzzle #885
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November 12, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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Strands #619
“How puzzling”
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November 12, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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*fewms*
catfishing.net
#507 - 6.5/10
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catfishing - the Wikipedia guessing game
Guess the Wikipedia article from its categories. 10 interesting people, places, and things to guess every day.
catfishing.net
November 12, 2025 at 7:10 AM
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Starmer and Streeting in open war. Truly a battle of political titans.
November 11, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Reposted by Bertram Wilberforce Wooster
johnrain.co.uk
"And James Bond, who did NOT die"
November 11, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Reposted by Bertram Wilberforce Wooster
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Too many massive overheads.

www.ibtimes.co.uk/funko-pop-fi...
In Funko Pop! In Trouble? Company Behind It Admits It May Not Survive Another Year
Things are not looking good for the action figure company as they carry roughly $250 million in debt, and profits are shrinking fast.
www.ibtimes.co.uk
November 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Strands #618
“Aesop's animals”
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November 11, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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Puzzle #884
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November 11, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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Wordle 1,606 3/6*

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November 11, 2025 at 7:29 AM
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#WhenTaken #623 (11.11.2025)

I scored 859/1000🏆

1️⃣📍2.9 km - 🗓️2 yrs - 🥇198/200
2️⃣📍1.8K km - 🗓️2 yrs - 🥈153/200
3️⃣📍2.7K km - 🗓️2 yrs - 🥈141/200
4️⃣📍487 km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥇184/200
5️⃣📍572 km - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥇183/200
November 11, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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catfishing.net
#506 - 8/10 🎉
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catfishing - the Wikipedia guessing game
Guess the Wikipedia article from its categories. 10 interesting people, places, and things to guess every day.
catfishing.net
November 11, 2025 at 7:20 AM
bertwooster.bsky.social
*Swoons*
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Death Metal Singer IGNACIA FERNÁNDEZ Crowned 'Miss World Chile 2025'
Ignacia Fernández, a 27-year-old model who is also the vocalist and founder of the Chilean progressive death metal band DECESSUS, was crowned Miss World Chile 2025 (Spanish: Miss Mundo Chile) during l...
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November 10, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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www.theguardian.com/society/2025... By getting them all to throw a seven?
AI chatbots could help stop prisoner release errors, says justice minister
HMP Wandsworth gets ‘green light’ to use AI after team sent in to find ‘quick fixes’ after spate of mistakes
www.theguardian.com
November 10, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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Like this?
November 10, 2025 at 1:48 PM