Bertram Wilberforce Wooster
@bertwooster.bsky.social
Bears, obscenities and breakdowns.
January 1, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Oh well, that's all right then.
😮The Premier League’s KMI Panel has confirmed that Everton were wrongly denied a penalty in their 1-0 defeat by Arsenal
The panel voted 3-2 that the decision by referee Sam Barrott to not award a penalty was incorrect
It also voted 3-2 should have sent Barrott to the monitor to change his decision
The panel voted 3-2 that the decision by referee Sam Barrott to not award a penalty was incorrect
It also voted 3-2 should have sent Barrott to the monitor to change his decision
December 31, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Oh well, that's all right then.
Reposted by Bertram Wilberforce Wooster
pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written
December 31, 2025 at 6:15 PM
pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written
Breseola, Tempus Coppa, Ventricina Picante Salami, Mimolette, and Beauvale Bleu.
December 31, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Breseola, Tempus Coppa, Ventricina Picante Salami, Mimolette, and Beauvale Bleu.
Reposted by Bertram Wilberforce Wooster
December 31, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Local brewery pub appears to have been taken over by families for some fucking reason, so forced into local wine/meats and cheeses gaff.
All is not lost. #MeatsandCheesesAlwaysPleases
All is not lost. #MeatsandCheesesAlwaysPleases
December 31, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Local brewery pub appears to have been taken over by families for some fucking reason, so forced into local wine/meats and cheeses gaff.
All is not lost. #MeatsandCheesesAlwaysPleases
All is not lost. #MeatsandCheesesAlwaysPleases
Most neighbours have put the wrong bin out.
Bin captaincy TAKEN.
Bin captaincy TAKEN.
December 31, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Most neighbours have put the wrong bin out.
Bin captaincy TAKEN.
Bin captaincy TAKEN.
A very pleasing performance from FC Handsome, twatting Bab's Scabs.
December 30, 2025 at 10:34 PM
A very pleasing performance from FC Handsome, twatting Bab's Scabs.
FUCKING GET IN.
December 30, 2025 at 9:05 PM
FUCKING GET IN.
Fucking clowns.
December 30, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Fucking clowns.
Celebrate, you soft twat.
December 30, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Celebrate, you soft twat.
Why are they like this, the fucking oddballs?
December 30, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Why are they like this, the fucking oddballs?
Dune 3: Assmaster.
December 29, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Dune 3: Assmaster.
Went to see The Housemaid tonight: highlight being the Asian lad next to us who was clearly tasked with taking his sisters the pictures.
Took his (about 12) sister for snacks during the first sex scene and then held his phone in front of her face for the second.
Took his (about 12) sister for snacks during the first sex scene and then held his phone in front of her face for the second.
December 28, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Went to see The Housemaid tonight: highlight being the Asian lad next to us who was clearly tasked with taking his sisters the pictures.
Took his (about 12) sister for snacks during the first sex scene and then held his phone in front of her face for the second.
Took his (about 12) sister for snacks during the first sex scene and then held his phone in front of her face for the second.
Imagine being so shite you take thirty seconds to make Sara Pascoe seem preferable? #SewingBee
December 24, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Imagine being so shite you take thirty seconds to make Sara Pascoe seem preferable? #SewingBee
Saltaire Advent Calendar
December 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Saltaire Advent Calendar