Bertram Wilberforce Wooster
@bertwooster.bsky.social
Bears, obscenities and breakdowns.
"Who looks gay in white leggings?"
November 24, 2025 at 10:36 PM
"Who looks gay in white leggings?"
From @EdMc_Cosh on twitter...
"Everton players lining up to give Keane a slap on Saturday..."
"Everton players lining up to give Keane a slap on Saturday..."
November 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
From @EdMc_Cosh on twitter...
"Everton players lining up to give Keane a slap on Saturday..."
"Everton players lining up to give Keane a slap on Saturday..."
*coughs*
November 24, 2025 at 10:13 PM
*coughs*
Some way to go to match the Master (RIP).
November 23, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Some way to go to match the Master (RIP).
"You go to the church, you kiss the cross
You will be saved at any cost
You have your own reality, Christianity
You spend your life just kissing ass
A trait that′s grown as time has passed
You think the world will end today, you praise the Lord, it's all you say."
You will be saved at any cost
You have your own reality, Christianity
You spend your life just kissing ass
A trait that′s grown as time has passed
You think the world will end today, you praise the Lord, it's all you say."
November 23, 2025 at 10:16 AM
"You go to the church, you kiss the cross
You will be saved at any cost
You have your own reality, Christianity
You spend your life just kissing ass
A trait that′s grown as time has passed
You think the world will end today, you praise the Lord, it's all you say."
You will be saved at any cost
You have your own reality, Christianity
You spend your life just kissing ass
A trait that′s grown as time has passed
You think the world will end today, you praise the Lord, it's all you say."
You've been hearing it wrong, lid.
November 23, 2025 at 10:10 AM
You've been hearing it wrong, lid.
"He'll fill you up with Devil's cock,
And you'll cum in the name of the Lord."
And you'll cum in the name of the Lord."
November 23, 2025 at 9:42 AM
"He'll fill you up with Devil's cock,
And you'll cum in the name of the Lord."
And you'll cum in the name of the Lord."
Aye, add on "lens thinning" to that as well.
November 22, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Aye, add on "lens thinning" to that as well.
Decent day all around.
November 22, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Decent day all around.
Of course...
November 22, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Of course...
Stokes press conference bingo:
"That's the way we play"
"That's the way we play"
November 22, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Stokes press conference bingo:
"That's the way we play"
"That's the way we play"
Saturday...
November 22, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Saturday...
This fella was rocking a certain "Shuttoh" air....
November 21, 2025 at 11:13 PM
This fella was rocking a certain "Shuttoh" air....
Loads off the new album, which is extremely decent.
November 21, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Loads off the new album, which is extremely decent.
Tonight's entertainment.
November 21, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Tonight's entertainment.
Mrs W's Granddad, a proper old gent, God rest his soul, fought a decades long war against the "little buggers".
Got this as a little tribute to him the other week.
Got this as a little tribute to him the other week.
November 21, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Mrs W's Granddad, a proper old gent, God rest his soul, fought a decades long war against the "little buggers".
Got this as a little tribute to him the other week.
Got this as a little tribute to him the other week.
"Never mind the bloody cricket: where's the chicken?"
November 21, 2025 at 9:37 AM
"Never mind the bloody cricket: where's the chicken?"
My spirit animal
November 21, 2025 at 9:20 AM
My spirit animal
Elite levels of "settled" here from OTB.
November 20, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Elite levels of "settled" here from OTB.