Bertram Wilberforce Wooster
@bertwooster.bsky.social
Bears, obscenities and breakdowns.
#WhenTaken #626 (14.11.2025)
I scored 783/1000🏅
1️⃣📍1.3K km - 🗓️2 yrs - 🥈161/200
2️⃣📍163 km - 🗓️14 yrs - 🥈166/200
3️⃣📍3.7K km - 🗓️2 yrs - 🥈131/200
4️⃣📍4.5 km - 🗓️6 yrs - 🥇193/200
5️⃣📍2.5K km - 🗓️9 yrs - 🥈132/200
I scored 783/1000🏅
1️⃣📍1.3K km - 🗓️2 yrs - 🥈161/200
2️⃣📍163 km - 🗓️14 yrs - 🥈166/200
3️⃣📍3.7K km - 🗓️2 yrs - 🥈131/200
4️⃣📍4.5 km - 🗓️6 yrs - 🥇193/200
5️⃣📍2.5K km - 🗓️9 yrs - 🥈132/200
November 14, 2025 at 9:02 AM
#WhenTaken #626 (14.11.2025)
I scored 783/1000🏅
1️⃣📍1.3K km - 🗓️2 yrs - 🥈161/200
2️⃣📍163 km - 🗓️14 yrs - 🥈166/200
3️⃣📍3.7K km - 🗓️2 yrs - 🥈131/200
4️⃣📍4.5 km - 🗓️6 yrs - 🥇193/200
5️⃣📍2.5K km - 🗓️9 yrs - 🥈132/200
I scored 783/1000🏅
1️⃣📍1.3K km - 🗓️2 yrs - 🥈161/200
2️⃣📍163 km - 🗓️14 yrs - 🥈166/200
3️⃣📍3.7K km - 🗓️2 yrs - 🥈131/200
4️⃣📍4.5 km - 🗓️6 yrs - 🥇193/200
5️⃣📍2.5K km - 🗓️9 yrs - 🥈132/200
Connections
Puzzle #887
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November 14, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Connections
Puzzle #887
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"This is my couch now."
November 14, 2025 at 8:00 AM
"This is my couch now."
Kind hands need to lead him away at this point.
November 14, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Kind hands need to lead him away at this point.
Wordle 1,609 2/6
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November 14, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Wordle 1,609 2/6
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Not seen England, but I assume Dixon was a prick about Pickford as usual, so a reminder as to why...
November 13, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Not seen England, but I assume Dixon was a prick about Pickford as usual, so a reminder as to why...
We were at Bayernwald trenches in Belgium when the guide was explaining how you could lose all the skin and muscle from both feet from trench foot.
(Yorkshire) Kid: What would happen then?
Guide: You'd get two wooden feet.
Kid: Better than nowt.
I nearly fell in trench laughing.
(Yorkshire) Kid: What would happen then?
Guide: You'd get two wooden feet.
Kid: Better than nowt.
I nearly fell in trench laughing.
The lesson learned here is dont point a supposedly knackered foam extinguisher at someone’s face squeeze the trigger and shout money shot unless you are absolutely sure it’s knackered.
Giving someone a bollocking for doing something you found hilarious is the worse part of work.
November 13, 2025 at 11:24 AM
We were at Bayernwald trenches in Belgium when the guide was explaining how you could lose all the skin and muscle from both feet from trench foot.
(Yorkshire) Kid: What would happen then?
Guide: You'd get two wooden feet.
Kid: Better than nowt.
I nearly fell in trench laughing.
(Yorkshire) Kid: What would happen then?
Guide: You'd get two wooden feet.
Kid: Better than nowt.
I nearly fell in trench laughing.
Wordle 1,608 3/6*
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November 13, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Wordle 1,608 3/6*
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Connections
Puzzle #886
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November 13, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Connections
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Strands #620
“Out, damned spot!”
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November 13, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Strands #620
“Out, damned spot!”
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#WhenTaken #625 (13.11.2025)
I scored 804/1000🏅
1️⃣📍613 km - 🗓️8 yrs - 🥈171/200
2️⃣📍453 km - 🗓️12 yrs - 🥈165/200
3️⃣📍985 km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥈169/200
4️⃣📍344 km - 🗓️10 yrs - 🥈174/200
5️⃣📍1.0K km - 🗓️20 yrs - 🥈125/200
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I scored 804/1000🏅
1️⃣📍613 km - 🗓️8 yrs - 🥈171/200
2️⃣📍453 km - 🗓️12 yrs - 🥈165/200
3️⃣📍985 km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥈169/200
4️⃣📍344 km - 🗓️10 yrs - 🥈174/200
5️⃣📍1.0K km - 🗓️20 yrs - 🥈125/200
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November 13, 2025 at 7:36 AM
#WhenTaken #625 (13.11.2025)
I scored 804/1000🏅
1️⃣📍613 km - 🗓️8 yrs - 🥈171/200
2️⃣📍453 km - 🗓️12 yrs - 🥈165/200
3️⃣📍985 km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥈169/200
4️⃣📍344 km - 🗓️10 yrs - 🥈174/200
5️⃣📍1.0K km - 🗓️20 yrs - 🥈125/200
whentaken.com
I scored 804/1000🏅
1️⃣📍613 km - 🗓️8 yrs - 🥈171/200
2️⃣📍453 km - 🗓️12 yrs - 🥈165/200
3️⃣📍985 km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥈169/200
4️⃣📍344 km - 🗓️10 yrs - 🥈174/200
5️⃣📍1.0K km - 🗓️20 yrs - 🥈125/200
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The Wedding Present - California (Top Of The Pops, BBC, 1992)
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November 12, 2025 at 11:45 PM
What the fuck?
November 12, 2025 at 11:25 PM
What the fuck?
@westlancsives.bsky.social Finally got hold of it. Shameful considering he was a friend at school.
November 12, 2025 at 9:22 PM
@westlancsives.bsky.social Finally got hold of it. Shameful considering he was a friend at school.
#WhenTaken #624 (12.11.2025)
I scored 912/1000👑
1️⃣📍711 km - 🗓️8 yrs - 🥈168/200
2️⃣📍120 km - 🗓️8 yrs - 🥇184/200
3️⃣📍16.8 km - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥇199/200
4️⃣📍321 km - 🗓️5 yrs - 🥇185/200
5️⃣📍685 km - 🗓️3 yrs - 🥇176/200
I scored 912/1000👑
1️⃣📍711 km - 🗓️8 yrs - 🥈168/200
2️⃣📍120 km - 🗓️8 yrs - 🥇184/200
3️⃣📍16.8 km - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥇199/200
4️⃣📍321 km - 🗓️5 yrs - 🥇185/200
5️⃣📍685 km - 🗓️3 yrs - 🥇176/200
November 12, 2025 at 7:42 AM
#WhenTaken #624 (12.11.2025)
I scored 912/1000👑
1️⃣📍711 km - 🗓️8 yrs - 🥈168/200
2️⃣📍120 km - 🗓️8 yrs - 🥇184/200
3️⃣📍16.8 km - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥇199/200
4️⃣📍321 km - 🗓️5 yrs - 🥇185/200
5️⃣📍685 km - 🗓️3 yrs - 🥇176/200
I scored 912/1000👑
1️⃣📍711 km - 🗓️8 yrs - 🥈168/200
2️⃣📍120 km - 🗓️8 yrs - 🥇184/200
3️⃣📍16.8 km - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥇199/200
4️⃣📍321 km - 🗓️5 yrs - 🥇185/200
5️⃣📍685 km - 🗓️3 yrs - 🥇176/200
Wordle 1,607 3/6*
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November 12, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Wordle 1,607 3/6*
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Connections
Puzzle #885
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November 12, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Connections
Puzzle #885
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Strands #619
“How puzzling”
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November 12, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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Starmer and Streeting in open war. Truly a battle of political titans.
November 11, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Starmer and Streeting in open war. Truly a battle of political titans.
Reposted by Bertram Wilberforce Wooster
"And James Bond, who did NOT die"
November 11, 2025 at 12:49 PM
"And James Bond, who did NOT die"
Reposted by Bertram Wilberforce Wooster
Strands #618
“Aesop's animals”
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November 11, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Strands #618
“Aesop's animals”
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