Spoilt Victorian Child
@svchild.bsky.social
Beer, music & moaning about Everton.
Pakistan shitting the bed is no great surprise
February 15, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Pakistan shitting the bed is no great surprise
Well you can't get much closer to a hat trick ball than that.
February 15, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Well you can't get much closer to a hat trick ball than that.
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February 15, 2026 at 5:55 AM
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Makes a lovely dark & stormy
February 14, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Makes a lovely dark & stormy
Guy in the ethnic supermarket as he puts this through the till "be very, very careful with that mate" 👀
February 14, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Guy in the ethnic supermarket as he puts this through the till "be very, very careful with that mate" 👀
There is a part of me that hopes England limp out so they can have a clear out of the frauds currently involved.
February 14, 2026 at 12:15 PM
There is a part of me that hopes England limp out so they can have a clear out of the frauds currently involved.
Absolute beauty from Rashid
February 14, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Absolute beauty from Rashid
Blinking Eck it's a bit brass monkeys out.
February 14, 2026 at 8:50 AM
Blinking Eck it's a bit brass monkeys out.
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February 14, 2026 at 6:29 AM
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The lad & I confused as ice skating finishes & the girls go nuts
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February 13, 2026 at 10:07 PM
The lad & I confused as ice skating finishes & the girls go nuts
Fuck me it was cold when I went the pub, it's fucking Baltic coming home.
February 13, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Fuck me it was cold when I went the pub, it's fucking Baltic coming home.
Scottish women dropping f bombs in the curling 🤬
February 13, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Scottish women dropping f bombs in the curling 🤬
I'd somehow completely forgotten how insane the women's 2006 snowboard cross final was.
February 13, 2026 at 12:00 PM
I'd somehow completely forgotten how insane the women's 2006 snowboard cross final was.
Haha fuck you Skippy!
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February 13, 2026 at 9:07 AM
Haha fuck you Skippy!
In work again on my day off, this is getting very tiresome.
February 13, 2026 at 8:02 AM
In work again on my day off, this is getting very tiresome.
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February 13, 2026 at 5:34 AM
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Cor!
Omg so I came across this IG post by sound artist Alexey Seliverstov and I'm in experimental art love
And now I'm wondering what an analog audio diary or (ugh) podcast could look like, especially as I'm looking to put more of my thoughts into audio form
And now I'm wondering what an analog audio diary or (ugh) podcast could look like, especially as I'm looking to put more of my thoughts into audio form
February 12, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Cor!
Almost forgot about the Moores new artist prize this year at the Walker so I've got till the 1st March to fit it in around fucking work & beer festivals.
February 12, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Almost forgot about the Moores new artist prize this year at the Walker so I've got till the 1st March to fit it in around fucking work & beer festivals.
Well the Chinese curling team is very easy on the eye.
February 12, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Well the Chinese curling team is very easy on the eye.
Worrying news is I've heard a rumour Mann's Brown Ale is being discounted.
February 12, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Worrying news is I've heard a rumour Mann's Brown Ale is being discounted.
I've never seen a minute of Dawson's Creek.
February 12, 2026 at 1:47 PM
I've never seen a minute of Dawson's Creek.
When you pick up a cheap Asian brand cup noodles and they turn out to be hotter than the sun. 🥵
February 12, 2026 at 12:42 PM
When you pick up a cheap Asian brand cup noodles and they turn out to be hotter than the sun. 🥵
Well that Italy V Nepal result doesn't bode well for England
February 12, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Well that Italy V Nepal result doesn't bode well for England