Spoilt Victorian Child
@svchild.bsky.social
Beer, music & moaning about Everton.
I see Mourinho is using a variation of the "I can't be racist, I love a curry" defence.
February 18, 2026 at 9:38 AM
I see Mourinho is using a variation of the "I can't be racist, I love a curry" defence.
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Sad to hear about UK Hip Hop producer Simon harris. Music of Life label had some bangin' tunes late 80s - early 90s. Lot of 'em got sampled on early Rave tunes. I put a little mash together 🎶
February 18, 2026 at 8:12 AM
Sad to hear about UK Hip Hop producer Simon harris. Music of Life label had some bangin' tunes late 80s - early 90s. Lot of 'em got sampled on early Rave tunes. I put a little mash together 🎶
I've only just realised Logan Paul & Jake Paul are two different people & not me constantly misremembering someone's name.
February 18, 2026 at 8:14 AM
I've only just realised Logan Paul & Jake Paul are two different people & not me constantly misremembering someone's name.
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February 18, 2026 at 6:49 AM
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Think I've seen about my fourth different equity punk sob story in the last 2 days.
February 18, 2026 at 6:13 AM
Think I've seen about my fourth different equity punk sob story in the last 2 days.
Oh no, Australia limping out of the world cup due to rain. How sad.
February 17, 2026 at 11:49 AM
Oh no, Australia limping out of the world cup due to rain. How sad.
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February 17, 2026 at 6:53 AM
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This England side is rubbish.
February 16, 2026 at 10:30 AM
This England side is rubbish.
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Pakistan shitting the bed is no great surprise
February 15, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Pakistan shitting the bed is no great surprise
Well you can't get much closer to a hat trick ball than that.
February 15, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Well you can't get much closer to a hat trick ball than that.
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Makes a lovely dark & stormy
February 14, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Makes a lovely dark & stormy
Guy in the ethnic supermarket as he puts this through the till "be very, very careful with that mate" 👀
February 14, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Guy in the ethnic supermarket as he puts this through the till "be very, very careful with that mate" 👀
There is a part of me that hopes England limp out so they can have a clear out of the frauds currently involved.
February 14, 2026 at 12:15 PM
There is a part of me that hopes England limp out so they can have a clear out of the frauds currently involved.
Absolute beauty from Rashid
February 14, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Absolute beauty from Rashid
Blinking Eck it's a bit brass monkeys out.
February 14, 2026 at 8:50 AM
Blinking Eck it's a bit brass monkeys out.
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The lad & I confused as ice skating finishes & the girls go nuts
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February 13, 2026 at 10:07 PM
The lad & I confused as ice skating finishes & the girls go nuts
Fuck me it was cold when I went the pub, it's fucking Baltic coming home.
February 13, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Fuck me it was cold when I went the pub, it's fucking Baltic coming home.
Scottish women dropping f bombs in the curling 🤬
February 13, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Scottish women dropping f bombs in the curling 🤬
I'd somehow completely forgotten how insane the women's 2006 snowboard cross final was.
February 13, 2026 at 12:00 PM
I'd somehow completely forgotten how insane the women's 2006 snowboard cross final was.
Haha fuck you Skippy!
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February 13, 2026 at 9:07 AM
Haha fuck you Skippy!