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Swearing...there will be swearing. Lots of it.
Ex-Labour member after Starmer went full-on Farage in May 2025.
Fuck Trump & all that stuff you'd expect.
Bolton Wanderers & Washington Commanders fan/sufferer.
Mainly Salford, sometimes Andalucia.
Pinned
Wonder what they've replaced it with?
The best bit about this vid is the fact that Bon knows it's a promo mandated by the record company, so he's reacting as you'd expect.

Angus et al are giving it loads, "let's do it lik it's live guys!"

Bon (grinning): "Nah...fuck that."

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGft...
AC/DC - Touch Too Much (Official Video)
YouTube video by acdcVEVO
www.youtube.com
November 16, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Merrick Garland & a bunch of weak-willed Democrats.

There's your answer.
One third of the country supported the January 6 2021 attempted take over the government & are the same ones who voted him back in. They are traitors in my book.
November 16, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Well that was shit.

Hopefully Junior will turn up for the inevitable rematch.
November 15, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Reposted by HumphsDad
November 15, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Spent nearly 40mins earlier trying to get a stream of today's #BWFC match to work & in the end gave up & switched to live-update coverage via the BBC website instead.

Only to discover that it had been postponed 3 hours earlier.

#ShitFan
November 15, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Reposted by HumphsDad
Sorry x
November 15, 2025 at 5:32 PM
George Ford.

Made in Oldham.

Balls of steel.
November 15, 2025 at 5:00 PM
This one's for all the Seppos who come on here scoffing about how "eNGliSh PEoplE DoN't UsE SPicEs b/c ThEY Can'T hANdlE THem! LOL!!!"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPLr...
AMERICAN TRIES COLMAN’S MUSTARD FOR THE FIRST TIME *DID NOT END WELL*
YouTube video by TheeLitOne
www.youtube.com
November 15, 2025 at 12:49 PM
We've arrived at the point where the Overton Window has been blown (no pun intended) open so wide, that people like Harry here are seriously dissecting the notion that Trump gave Clinton a blowjob & it's on camera.

Asteroid time.
Not sure what the issue is if he did; Clinton is an adult, not a child. Strikes me this is another attempt at deflection, away from the serious crimes.
November 15, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Genuinely exited at the prospect of Eubank Vs Benn 2.0 tonight.

Haven't been this engaged in boxing for a while.
November 15, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Any former-Labour members (like me) who are still feeling the need for some genuine left-of-cente political inspiration which isn't coming from the "disband NATO, why can't we all just live together in peace & harmony?" Greens may be interested in this later.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wEa...
Community Britain: Co-operative Party Annual Conference 2025
YouTube video by Co-operative Party
www.youtube.com
November 15, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Straight in the bin.
Homemade kimche
November 15, 2025 at 8:25 AM
The auto spellcheck on my laptop's completely stopped working.

It's not app specific, it's everything.

Any ideas?
November 14, 2025 at 9:32 PM
The "Live, Love, Laugh" scrotes will be allover this shit.

Every time someone dies, they'll stick another one of these up on the chimney breast next to their 90" telly with all the other tacky "professional" photos of them & their gurning kids.

FFS...
For real, check this out. Evil.
November 14, 2025 at 7:36 PM
"Oh no...what a terrible shame."
November 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Still in the uk doing some paperwork. Visited a notary yesterday to Apostille some exam certificates and today had a meeting with @haltontoyappeal.bsky.social about how we can help more with their appeals. They are coming up to Xmas and need help with their annual Xmas Hamper drive… 1/2
November 14, 2025 at 4:16 PM
And to think, this lot regularly laugh at us & suggest our cuisine's in some way inferior to theirs...
I would like to state that… restaurants should not try to make their version of ketchup. Heinz got that good good. Unless you got that recipe on lock? It’s just sad tomato soup.
November 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
There was a kid in my year at schol who had a similar problem in the 80s.

I often wonder what little Adolf Hitler's up to nowadays.
“When they don’t know my full name, and I call them, because of my iPhone, it says Jeffrey Epstein is calling. And so I’ve had customers block my phone immediately."

Three Jeffrey Epsteins on What It’s Like to Live With Their Notorious Name
rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
'It'll Never Go Away': Three Jeffrey Epsteins on What It's Like to Live With Their Notorious Name
The late sex offender Jeffrey Epstein was far from the only person with that name — meet the men who are stuck sharing it with him.
rollingstone.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:17 PM
This feels a lot like "siezing the means of production" to me.

I thought this lot were dead set against Socialism?
November 13, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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I truly believe that Wes Streeting has the ideas, the charisma, and the likeability to be an even more historically hated Prime Minister than Keir Starmer
November 13, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Brit in the UK here.

I've had Fox & Friends on for a solid hour now, just out of interest.

Unsurprisingly, there's been no mention of the Epstein emails. Zero. Nada...

But the stuff they are talking about is delivered using language you use when addressing 8 yr olds.

Honestly, it's bizarre...
November 13, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Remember, lads...the future is AI.
The account owner of @sarahkendzior.bsky.social was suspended for 72 hours for expressing a desire to shoot the author of an article. The post, made 11/10, stated: "I want to shoot the author of this article just to watch him die." 1/2
November 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Repost with an iconic fictional band.
November 12, 2025 at 1:52 PM
A latte is literally just coffee with milk in.

Bring on the ateroid, ffs...
it's not that i ever doubted that being a barista was a skilled position, but my year-long effort to try to produce a half-decent latte at home has convinced me that a good barista is easily more skilled than virtually every c-suite executive on the planet
November 11, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Apparently there's something called "Live Baller League" on Sky Sports now.

According to the blurb: "It's week 3 of the six-a-side competition featuring influencers, YouTubers & ex-pros."

So glad I no longer pay for that shit...
November 10, 2025 at 8:11 PM