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Simon
@houseoflard.bsky.social
· Oct 25
I walk Luca in the Country Park and he will regularly find something, usually a ball, hidden in the long grass or the gorse and brambles. Today he hit pay dirt with a Kong frisbee in the brambles on the East Hill. He is so happy.
This is too good not to reuse
December 12, 2025 at 10:47 PM
This is too good not to reuse
Well, I don’t remember eating anything that smelled like that.
December 12, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Well, I don’t remember eating anything that smelled like that.
This has 3-2 Madrid all over it
#TheFootball
#TheFootball
December 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
This has 3-2 Madrid all over it
#TheFootball
#TheFootball
There are some beauties in here.
Treat yo self.
Treat yo self.
1 like equals one Rod Stewart tribute artist.
December 9, 2025 at 5:24 PM
There are some beauties in here.
Treat yo self.
Treat yo self.
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The Blenheim Estate lost an oak, and as they like their fallen trees to remain in place to encourage wildlife, they asked artist Matthew Crabb to do his magic
Photo: Pete Seaward
Photo: Pete Seaward
December 6, 2025 at 3:59 PM
The Blenheim Estate lost an oak, and as they like their fallen trees to remain in place to encourage wildlife, they asked artist Matthew Crabb to do his magic
Photo: Pete Seaward
Photo: Pete Seaward
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Solid Christmas jumper game
📸 Paul Currie
📸 Paul Currie
December 6, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Solid Christmas jumper game
📸 Paul Currie
📸 Paul Currie
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I can't get enough of this STUNNING image of spider silk (by Martin J. Ramirez, winner of the Royal Society Photography prize)
December 5, 2025 at 10:43 AM
I can't get enough of this STUNNING image of spider silk (by Martin J. Ramirez, winner of the Royal Society Photography prize)
Fuck off Gary Davies
December 5, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Fuck off Gary Davies
Without downloading any new pics, describe your vibe for today using an image from your gallery
December 5, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Without downloading any new pics, describe your vibe for today using an image from your gallery
Just read that this absolute copper bottomed ocean going up to the minute banger came out six years ago in 2019. Ha ha ha, as if…
*weeps*
*weeps*
December 4, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Just read that this absolute copper bottomed ocean going up to the minute banger came out six years ago in 2019. Ha ha ha, as if…
*weeps*
*weeps*
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And now for some of my very favourite Smol Paul moments in no particular order, starting with the first ever yeet
November 30, 2025 at 5:19 PM
And now for some of my very favourite Smol Paul moments in no particular order, starting with the first ever yeet
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I love this so much. Almost irrationally.
November 29, 2025 at 9:45 AM
I love this so much. Almost irrationally.
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you call it diarrhoea I call it
November 27, 2025 at 5:44 PM
you call it diarrhoea I call it
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SPEED 3 (2025)
So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.
November 26, 2025 at 8:28 PM
SPEED 3 (2025)
Our village residents association produces a quarterly magazine. The front page is usually a beautiful photo of some aspect of village life or history. This plopped on the mat this morning.
November 26, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Our village residents association produces a quarterly magazine. The front page is usually a beautiful photo of some aspect of village life or history. This plopped on the mat this morning.
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If you haven't seen it, this is great (it's just over 3 mins, not too long)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3Tz...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3Tz...
Holiday on Italian Time | Italian Time with Stanley Tucci
YouTube video by Sanpellegrino
www.youtube.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:08 PM
If you haven't seen it, this is great (it's just over 3 mins, not too long)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3Tz...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3Tz...
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You haven't experienced it unless you've seen it at night.
November 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
You haven't experienced it unless you've seen it at night.
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Aw, Jimmy Cliff. First thing that popped into my head was his appearance on Never Mind the Buzzcocks, where he reduced the sometimes very abrasive Mark Lamaar to putty belting out 'Many Rivers to Cross'
November 24, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Aw, Jimmy Cliff. First thing that popped into my head was his appearance on Never Mind the Buzzcocks, where he reduced the sometimes very abrasive Mark Lamaar to putty belting out 'Many Rivers to Cross'
@webuyrecords.bsky.social surprised that Paul hasn’t plugged his new side hustle on the pod yet
November 17, 2025 at 5:15 PM
@webuyrecords.bsky.social surprised that Paul hasn’t plugged his new side hustle on the pod yet
I make that 1 frisbee, 14 balls and two ball fragments found in three weeks. Good work buddy 🦴🦴🦴🎾🎾🎾
A Dunlop Australian Open tennis ball rescued from the bushes around the tennis court this morning.
November 15, 2025 at 11:37 AM
I make that 1 frisbee, 14 balls and two ball fragments found in three weeks. Good work buddy 🦴🦴🦴🎾🎾🎾
First Christmas movie of 2025 is Haul Out The Holly starring the queen and king of Christmas Lacey Chabert and Wes Brown
November 14, 2025 at 7:51 PM
First Christmas movie of 2025 is Haul Out The Holly starring the queen and king of Christmas Lacey Chabert and Wes Brown
CAN I GET AN AMEN?!
How long are we going to let Banks pretend that they can't do anything on weekends. It's all been digital for years, just send the chuffing standing order payment.
November 13, 2025 at 7:05 PM
CAN I GET AN AMEN?!