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Simon
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Mostly harmless.
This is the way.
December 18, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Yesterday a rummage in the gorse produced this red and blue squeaky plastic dog ball.
December 18, 2025 at 11:25 AM
I second that emotion
December 17, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I’m sure Sam Lee said on Let Me Talk that the club were aiming to reduce the wage bill by 1% a year
December 16, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I have one that farts when you pull his finger. I’m not allowed to put that out any more.
December 16, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I heard that and thought ‘ooh that’s good, I haven’t heard that before which album is it on?’ I have the album.
December 16, 2025 at 10:34 AM
He really is. One day I’ll do a video of him with a ball on a walk to show why we don’t take one with us.
December 15, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Yesterday’s last gasp find at the end of the walk in the country park was this damaged red and green Kong mini ball
December 15, 2025 at 7:19 AM
I saw them a bunch of times in the 90s but haven’t seen them since. I’m a big fan but don’t know what they’re like live these days.
December 14, 2025 at 11:46 AM
This morning Luca found a severed hand* in the Country Park.

*glove
December 13, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Not even when Savinho came on?
December 10, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Delighted to be wrong about that.
December 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
All the best for a successful outcome and a speedy recovery P
December 10, 2025 at 9:55 AM
A busy day today: a tatty half stripped tennis ball stolen from a Collie that had stolen it from some other dog in the country park; a bag of tennis balls returned to the tennis court (much to Luca’s dismay); another Superpet Health tennis ball found in Knowle Wood about 90 seconds later
December 8, 2025 at 5:21 PM
A long dry spell, ironically brought about by heavy rain, is broken this afternoon in Knowle Wood with a Superpet Health tennis ball. Ace.
December 7, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I am still not over this.
December 6, 2025 at 3:35 PM