hotoynoodle
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canine concierge
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I wanted to be a meteorologist my whole childhood.
By sophomore year I discovered I wasn't interested in forecasting or calculus, so I switched to polisci hoping to take up teaching.
I wound up landing a gig writing Gawker's weather blog three months before graduation, and the rest is history. ⛈️
By sophomore year I discovered I wasn't interested in forecasting or calculus, so I switched to polisci hoping to take up teaching.
I wound up landing a gig writing Gawker's weather blog three months before graduation, and the rest is history. ⛈️
November 22, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I wanted to be a meteorologist my whole childhood.
By sophomore year I discovered I wasn't interested in forecasting or calculus, so I switched to polisci hoping to take up teaching.
I wound up landing a gig writing Gawker's weather blog three months before graduation, and the rest is history. ⛈️
By sophomore year I discovered I wasn't interested in forecasting or calculus, so I switched to polisci hoping to take up teaching.
I wound up landing a gig writing Gawker's weather blog three months before graduation, and the rest is history. ⛈️
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November 22, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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"Thirty-eight years ago today a Chicago television signal was hijacked and the airing program was replaced by a stranger in a Max Headroom mask. The perpetrator has never been identified."
November 22, 2025 at 7:39 PM
"Thirty-eight years ago today a Chicago television signal was hijacked and the airing program was replaced by a stranger in a Max Headroom mask. The perpetrator has never been identified."
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Everyone has mostly been focusing on Ariana but honestly Cynthia has been just as alarming. The difference between 2020 and 2025 is... a lot. She's always been extremely fit while starring on Broadway and getting movie roles, but ever since Wicked she's looked gaunt.
November 22, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Everyone has mostly been focusing on Ariana but honestly Cynthia has been just as alarming. The difference between 2020 and 2025 is... a lot. She's always been extremely fit while starring on Broadway and getting movie roles, but ever since Wicked she's looked gaunt.
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Nobody tells you that it hurts to sit down on anything hard because your spine protrudes and your butt bones aren’t padded. I used to crawl into a bath for warmth but couldn’t stay long because my BONES hurt
November 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Nobody tells you that it hurts to sit down on anything hard because your spine protrudes and your butt bones aren’t padded. I used to crawl into a bath for warmth but couldn’t stay long because my BONES hurt
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
November 22, 2025 at 7:20 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
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I don't know that i have ever felt such a strong inclination to day drink and it's not even 10.
Everything happens too much.
I would like all these despicable people to stop throwing their chamberpot messes out their windows and into public streets.
Everything happens too much.
I would like all these despicable people to stop throwing their chamberpot messes out their windows and into public streets.
November 22, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I don't know that i have ever felt such a strong inclination to day drink and it's not even 10.
Everything happens too much.
I would like all these despicable people to stop throwing their chamberpot messes out their windows and into public streets.
Everything happens too much.
I would like all these despicable people to stop throwing their chamberpot messes out their windows and into public streets.
I have been seeing my medical practice 3 years starting tomorrow. I have only ever seen the NP, who is great! Couldn't tell you the Dr.'s name.
Still post cancer treatment and losing all my insurance.
Murica.
Still post cancer treatment and losing all my insurance.
Murica.
They are determined to destroy health care from every possible angle.
November 22, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I have been seeing my medical practice 3 years starting tomorrow. I have only ever seen the NP, who is great! Couldn't tell you the Dr.'s name.
Still post cancer treatment and losing all my insurance.
Murica.
Still post cancer treatment and losing all my insurance.
Murica.
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never have i ever desired a lobotomy more than i do in this instant
November 22, 2025 at 7:36 AM
never have i ever desired a lobotomy more than i do in this instant
Hahahaha
Hahaha
Losing my MAHealth because THEY are lying about my income.
JFC, life is a cage match.
Hahaha
Losing my MAHealth because THEY are lying about my income.
JFC, life is a cage match.
November 22, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Hahahaha
Hahaha
Losing my MAHealth because THEY are lying about my income.
JFC, life is a cage match.
Hahaha
Losing my MAHealth because THEY are lying about my income.
JFC, life is a cage match.
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Oh wow an open, committed grifter saw the tides shifting and changed course, how shocking and strange! She must suddenly be sincere because she’s saying things I agree with
I’m sometimes pretty literal, naive and credulous but I don’t think I’ve ever been THAT literal, naive and credulous
I’m sometimes pretty literal, naive and credulous but I don’t think I’ve ever been THAT literal, naive and credulous
November 22, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Oh wow an open, committed grifter saw the tides shifting and changed course, how shocking and strange! She must suddenly be sincere because she’s saying things I agree with
I’m sometimes pretty literal, naive and credulous but I don’t think I’ve ever been THAT literal, naive and credulous
I’m sometimes pretty literal, naive and credulous but I don’t think I’ve ever been THAT literal, naive and credulous
Like we don't have 10 years of trump in politics.
I too would like to wake up with Eternal Sunshine and a Spotless Mind everyday.
I too would like to wake up with Eternal Sunshine and a Spotless Mind everyday.
It's remarkable how centrists and anti-liberal leftists both insist this is a harbinger of a "populist realignment": The former because they like to fear-monger about a red/brown alliance - the latter because they would accept such an alliance if it brought down the "liberal establishment."
November 22, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Like we don't have 10 years of trump in politics.
I too would like to wake up with Eternal Sunshine and a Spotless Mind everyday.
I too would like to wake up with Eternal Sunshine and a Spotless Mind everyday.
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One of the most important voices of the Arab world's reaction to Mamdani
November 22, 2025 at 4:19 PM
One of the most important voices of the Arab world's reaction to Mamdani
White people.
Stop being terrible challenge, 2025.
Stop being terrible challenge, 2025.
“She alleges that when she asked why she was being tested in this way the psychologist told her: "To see if you are civilised enough, if you can act like a human being."”
Greenlandic families fight to get children back after parenting tests banned
November 22, 2025 at 4:27 PM
White people.
Stop being terrible challenge, 2025.
Stop being terrible challenge, 2025.
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if you're walking around downtown on a Saturday morning between 8:30 and 9:30 without a rolled up yoga mat on your person they fine you a hundred dollars
November 22, 2025 at 2:37 PM
if you're walking around downtown on a Saturday morning between 8:30 and 9:30 without a rolled up yoga mat on your person they fine you a hundred dollars
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This is a wonderful time to support journalists who do the work, don’t fuck sources, and actually have moral clarity.
i promise i don’t mean to high horse this but if you’re thinking about giving lizza ten bucks there are a lot of good independent journalists whose work you could subscribe to for a month instead
November 22, 2025 at 2:27 PM
This is a wonderful time to support journalists who do the work, don’t fuck sources, and actually have moral clarity.
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If Black vernacular were not so powerful you would not see so many non-Black people adopting it for nearly all social and emotional purposes.
November 22, 2025 at 4:18 AM
If Black vernacular were not so powerful you would not see so many non-Black people adopting it for nearly all social and emotional purposes.
Critter whisperer has entered the chat
As we all know, Saturday mornings are for waking & baking with friends
November 22, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Critter whisperer has entered the chat
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I may never visit another canyon
November 22, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I may never visit another canyon
I refuse to remember who was interviewing her recently when her new talking points dropped but it was the same 'view where she suggested the host have Nic Fuentes on.
Critical thinking is a myth now. People just believe anything they see online.
Critical thinking is a myth now. People just believe anything they see online.
Everyone acting like she’s not getting popular on the left take your fucking blinders off.
Here’s a thread of people on the left praising her.
bsky.app/profile/erin...
Here’s a thread of people on the left praising her.
bsky.app/profile/erin...
You fucking people will let anyone off the hook for their violent hateful beliefs and all they have to do is say shiny words you like
You’re all a bunch of Nazi tattoo forgiving, Jewish space lasers forgetting gullible marks getting played for fools
As a Jew I suggest you all go fuck yourselves.
You’re all a bunch of Nazi tattoo forgiving, Jewish space lasers forgetting gullible marks getting played for fools
As a Jew I suggest you all go fuck yourselves.
November 22, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I refuse to remember who was interviewing her recently when her new talking points dropped but it was the same 'view where she suggested the host have Nic Fuentes on.
Critical thinking is a myth now. People just believe anything they see online.
Critical thinking is a myth now. People just believe anything they see online.
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Everyone stop acting weird and shocked about MTG. She has been systematically distancing herself from the current GOP for months and months. She has a plan reform herself under a new image ON THE RIGHT that’s not part of a sinking ship.
She’s not suddenly changing her tune! SHE’S AN OPPORTUNIST
She’s not suddenly changing her tune! SHE’S AN OPPORTUNIST
November 22, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Everyone stop acting weird and shocked about MTG. She has been systematically distancing herself from the current GOP for months and months. She has a plan reform herself under a new image ON THE RIGHT that’s not part of a sinking ship.
She’s not suddenly changing her tune! SHE’S AN OPPORTUNIST
She’s not suddenly changing her tune! SHE’S AN OPPORTUNIST
Last night did a hardcore personal pedi and just did all my laundry.
We're off to a good start for the weekend here at Casa Noods so Eff U state of the world.
We're off to a good start for the weekend here at Casa Noods so Eff U state of the world.
a man in a suit and tie is talking about something that was a hot mess inside a dumpster
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is talking about something that was a hot mess inside a dumpster
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Last night did a hardcore personal pedi and just did all my laundry.
We're off to a good start for the weekend here at Casa Noods so Eff U state of the world.
We're off to a good start for the weekend here at Casa Noods so Eff U state of the world.
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marjorie “failure” green was also right there
November 22, 2025 at 3:13 PM
marjorie “failure” green was also right there
I am always grateful when people post gift links but WaPo now wants my email to read them so another one bites the dust
Gift link: wapo.st/43FXQfO
detailed WashPost account of how Trump and Stephen Miller sidelined serious lawyers so they could fabricate a justification for committing murder
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
November 22, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I am always grateful when people post gift links but WaPo now wants my email to read them so another one bites the dust