hotoynoodle
@hotoynoodle.bsky.social
pine baroness
sea witch
canine concierge
sea witch
canine concierge
I finally got a few inches
December 14, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I finally got a few inches
WTF does this do?
December 13, 2025 at 12:57 PM
WTF does this do?
This "nickname" here, obviously conceived by a man 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🔪🗡️🔪🗡️📛
December 11, 2025 at 1:29 PM
This "nickname" here, obviously conceived by a man 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🔪🗡️🔪🗡️📛
still in treatment post-cancer and my bills are over $200k. without masshealth i'd either be dead or homeless.
which i suppose is what they really want.
which i suppose is what they really want.
December 10, 2025 at 2:39 PM
still in treatment post-cancer and my bills are over $200k. without masshealth i'd either be dead or homeless.
which i suppose is what they really want.
which i suppose is what they really want.
Sorry sorry so sorry, but Tallulah has become The Birb Police.
😭 She's decided the seagulls MUST stay outside.
😭 She's decided the seagulls MUST stay outside.
December 10, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Sorry sorry so sorry, but Tallulah has become The Birb Police.
😭 She's decided the seagulls MUST stay outside.
😭 She's decided the seagulls MUST stay outside.
I love her so much. Tallulah says hey!
December 10, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I love her so much. Tallulah says hey!
in case anyone has itchy block fingah this morning.
says more about this dunderhead than actual people who are sick of being wage slaves.
says more about this dunderhead than actual people who are sick of being wage slaves.
December 8, 2025 at 3:39 PM
in case anyone has itchy block fingah this morning.
says more about this dunderhead than actual people who are sick of being wage slaves.
says more about this dunderhead than actual people who are sick of being wage slaves.
Today I should be under a million fluffy blankets with dawg and book and tea, but nope!
I feel ya!
I feel ya!
December 8, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Today I should be under a million fluffy blankets with dawg and book and tea, but nope!
I feel ya!
I feel ya!
GM everyone. We brought home a hippy wizard to bless your day.
December 7, 2025 at 12:20 PM
GM everyone. We brought home a hippy wizard to bless your day.
I zipped through this last night and loved it! I laughed so hard at this bit, I was reading in bed and startled Toots out of coma lol
December 6, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I zipped through this last night and loved it! I laughed so hard at this bit, I was reading in bed and startled Toots out of coma lol
wired out here gatekeeping how to trip on shrooms. what a time to be alive.
December 5, 2025 at 3:20 PM
wired out here gatekeeping how to trip on shrooms. what a time to be alive.
I am too stupid to understand this outfit
December 5, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I am too stupid to understand this outfit
this car was across from city hall. the interior was all hello, kitty.
December 4, 2025 at 6:36 PM
this car was across from city hall. the interior was all hello, kitty.
doors over the windows so no one can hear you scream.
mother of god.
mother of god.
December 3, 2025 at 4:55 PM
doors over the windows so no one can hear you scream.
mother of god.
mother of god.
I very much like the ring on her index finger but not a fan of that engagement ring
December 3, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I very much like the ring on her index finger but not a fan of that engagement ring
I just love my dog.
That's the skeet
That's the skeet
December 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I just love my dog.
That's the skeet
That's the skeet
Anyway, here's my dog wrassling a smooshy ball earlier
December 1, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Anyway, here's my dog wrassling a smooshy ball earlier
If your block finger is itchy this will help.
Whole lotta gross ugghery here
Whole lotta gross ugghery here
November 29, 2025 at 12:01 PM
If your block finger is itchy this will help.
Whole lotta gross ugghery here
Whole lotta gross ugghery here
Not a day I am suffering alone, sorry, not sorry.
November 27, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Not a day I am suffering alone, sorry, not sorry.