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Jawngoolie
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If you think the pundit class is out of touch now, just wait until two weeks after the election!
November 3, 2024 at 2:27 PM
“Low-information voters” who “don’t follow politics” until just before the election are going to be in for quite a shock, huh?
October 22, 2024 at 2:08 PM
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Well to be fair 25 pages of Trump’s 27-page oppo research memo on Vance was just an IKEA catalog
I'm really enjoying the fact that Kamala Harris’s campaign team has clearly done more oppo research on Vance than Trump did. They slowly leak these audio and video clips out of nowhere. I'm waiting for one of Vance saying something like 'Look, I hate everyone who isn't me' at a kids birthday party
August 18, 2024 at 6:21 PM
All these AI memes of “Communist Kamala” just look like “REDS” if it was produced by the team that brought us “Polar Express”. A journey through the Russian Revolution as well as across the uncanny canyon.
August 19, 2024 at 12:51 AM
Several years and one week ago…
Hey, wanna hear something absolutely bananas?

Biden dropped out of the race one (1) week ago.
July 28, 2024 at 9:43 PM
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hey if you need an everything cleanse, here are bears just catching fish and vibing in alaska -- right this moment on the live bear cam there are 4-5 furry bears chilling, snacking etc www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1Yo...
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July 17, 2024 at 8:19 PM
Kinda looks like it has been.
bluesky should shut down for july and august like europe
July 19, 2024 at 2:41 AM
Would the elites and pundits please make up your minds? I gotta buy yard signs and stickers and hate wasting discretionary income!
July 18, 2024 at 12:18 PM
Biden’s not getting his message out!

/Comms team does a funny/

NOT LIKE THAT!
July 17, 2024 at 11:45 PM
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Cartoon: I'm in a good mood tonight. Hope you are too.
May 31, 2024 at 12:42 AM
Yeah, that would be the job of the State Court Correction Task Force.
If Donald Trump wins back the presidency, he would once again have broad pardon power — but that federal authority would not overturn his state conviction in the New York hush money trial.
Live updates: Donald Trump found guilty on all counts in N.Y. hush money trial
Donald Trump is the first former president convicted of a crime.
www.washingtonpost.com
May 30, 2024 at 11:02 PM
Plus 30 more as well.
May 30, 2024 at 9:45 PM
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My true crime bar is high; this read on the 'Handcuff Man' of Atlanta is well worth it because it ties a horrible story into deeper societal issues rather than just sensationalizing.

(CN, this is about a homophobic serial killer and it includes graphic descriptions of torture and sexual violence.)
The Devil Went Down to Georgia
For years, a mysterious figure preyed on gay men in Atlanta. People on the streets called him the Handcuff Man—but the police knew his real name.
magazine.atavist.com
April 9, 2024 at 2:39 PM
And then it’s dodgeball!
“It’s all fun and games until someone loses a few dozen eyes.”

- scallop parents
April 6, 2024 at 12:11 AM
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Me and the eclipse
April 2, 2024 at 2:41 PM
So the white smoke wasn’t magic?
Got pretty excited this morning when I thought my car was telling me I had a magic lamp with a genie in it, but as it turns out, you’re supposed to put oil in the engine and I don’t think any of my wishes are coming true.
April 2, 2024 at 10:24 PM
The father, the son and the holy spirit.
#brickstorepub
March 16, 2024 at 10:30 PM
They blocked me for just typing Hans Kristian Graebener without context. Think I’ll keep it blocked. His name is not a magic spell.
March 16, 2024 at 4:32 PM
Given where his hands are it’s gonna take longer than 40 seconds.
March 13, 2024 at 12:36 AM
Does it amuse anybody else that TFG has pretty much confessed to how much cash was in the couch cushions and cash and securities accounts?
February 28, 2024 at 9:56 PM
I saw this too. World (Wonka) weary.
Un Bar aux Folies-Bergère, by Édouard Manet, 1882, 📸 via Jenny Fogarty
February 28, 2024 at 9:22 PM
Apparently he was dressed as a dike?
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
February 27,1961
February 28, 2024 at 1:25 AM
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[seeing the flailing Anti-Football Anti-Beer anti-choice anti-sex Anti-Trans anti-pop music GOP decide to go on and add anti-ice cream]
February 28, 2024 at 1:14 AM
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“According to TV” drugs only work if you’re wearing the colors from the logo.
February 19, 2024 at 12:27 AM