Jawngoolie
@hoppirate.bsky.social
Beer sommelier - Beer Somalian Pirate - HopPirate
They’ll have it all the fault of that one “comedian” at MSG and the left not having a sense of humor.
November 3, 2024 at 2:29 PM
They’ll have it all the fault of that one “comedian” at MSG and the left not having a sense of humor.
At some point it becomes the highlight of Prometheus’ day, though. I mean it looks like a nice view, but hanging out all day would get boring to the point where even a little liver-picking would be anticipated.
November 1, 2024 at 2:33 AM
At some point it becomes the highlight of Prometheus’ day, though. I mean it looks like a nice view, but hanging out all day would get boring to the point where even a little liver-picking would be anticipated.
My older kid had their first trick or treat night at age 2-1/2 (they’re 22 now). It went really well for them (candy and compliment-wise) and the next night they walked up to the front door to leave and do it again.
October 31, 2024 at 12:56 PM
My older kid had their first trick or treat night at age 2-1/2 (they’re 22 now). It went really well for them (candy and compliment-wise) and the next night they walked up to the front door to leave and do it again.
“I’m exhausted. I’ve got candy and want to sit down and get to eating it. I’m walking in the next house we come to and making myself comfortable.”
October 31, 2024 at 12:48 PM
“I’m exhausted. I’ve got candy and want to sit down and get to eating it. I’m walking in the next house we come to and making myself comfortable.”
It’s their mom’s chair, so they’re just keeping it warm for her, they swear.
October 31, 2024 at 12:29 PM
It’s their mom’s chair, so they’re just keeping it warm for her, they swear.
What about pets who don’t allow their people on the furniture?
October 31, 2024 at 12:27 PM
What about pets who don’t allow their people on the furniture?
INTERVIEWER: what is your greatest…
ME: timing!
ME: timing!
October 29, 2024 at 5:39 PM
INTERVIEWER: what is your greatest…
ME: timing!
ME: timing!
On my phone the background looks like blonde wood paneling from a 70’s basement rec room.
October 29, 2024 at 4:21 PM
On my phone the background looks like blonde wood paneling from a 70’s basement rec room.
Did they also get the butcher that did that to his face?
October 22, 2024 at 2:27 PM
Did they also get the butcher that did that to his face?
“Where’s Biden? And where’s Pence? And why is Trump so angry?”
October 22, 2024 at 2:12 PM
“Where’s Biden? And where’s Pence? And why is Trump so angry?”
Talk Talk on Talk Talk by Talk Talk scored the trifecta.
They Might Be Giants and Motörhead both had eponymous songs.
They Might Be Giants and Motörhead both had eponymous songs.
October 20, 2024 at 11:40 PM
Talk Talk on Talk Talk by Talk Talk scored the trifecta.
They Might Be Giants and Motörhead both had eponymous songs.
They Might Be Giants and Motörhead both had eponymous songs.
Careful on the second offense you’ll get sentenced to Trader Joe’s.
October 20, 2024 at 5:11 PM
Careful on the second offense you’ll get sentenced to Trader Joe’s.
Also a rare NYT article that gets right to the lede in the opening paragraph.
October 20, 2024 at 12:40 PM
Also a rare NYT article that gets right to the lede in the opening paragraph.
The anxiety dreams do get weirder tho. And in your 50’s they start to feature dead people!
October 17, 2024 at 6:50 PM
The anxiety dreams do get weirder tho. And in your 50’s they start to feature dead people!
The easy answer is “They were here first. Go away.”
October 17, 2024 at 6:44 PM
The easy answer is “They were here first. Go away.”
It’s all about the popular vote total. Because no matter how close the EV count is, the popular vote needs to be as gaudily lopsided as possible.
October 16, 2024 at 6:39 PM
It’s all about the popular vote total. Because no matter how close the EV count is, the popular vote needs to be as gaudily lopsided as possible.
Hoping for a hair net.
October 15, 2024 at 10:01 PM
Hoping for a hair net.
Hey! Meth and speed and coke are really effective energy drugs!
…at first…
It’s hard to stop when they aren’t anymore is all!
…at first…
It’s hard to stop when they aren’t anymore is all!
October 14, 2024 at 6:44 PM
Hey! Meth and speed and coke are really effective energy drugs!
…at first…
It’s hard to stop when they aren’t anymore is all!
…at first…
It’s hard to stop when they aren’t anymore is all!
As a Georgia resident I’d advise you to enjoy the quiet for a cycle or so. It gets stressful having to keep the state tidy all the time.
October 14, 2024 at 6:31 PM
As a Georgia resident I’d advise you to enjoy the quiet for a cycle or so. It gets stressful having to keep the state tidy all the time.
I assume (hope) the idea was that the membrane would rip off before the structure was taken out.
October 10, 2024 at 6:05 PM
I assume (hope) the idea was that the membrane would rip off before the structure was taken out.