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Jawngoolie
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They’ll have it all the fault of that one “comedian” at MSG and the left not having a sense of humor.
November 3, 2024 at 2:29 PM
At some point it becomes the highlight of Prometheus’ day, though. I mean it looks like a nice view, but hanging out all day would get boring to the point where even a little liver-picking would be anticipated.
November 1, 2024 at 2:33 AM
My older kid had their first trick or treat night at age 2-1/2 (they’re 22 now). It went really well for them (candy and compliment-wise) and the next night they walked up to the front door to leave and do it again.
October 31, 2024 at 12:56 PM
“I’m exhausted. I’ve got candy and want to sit down and get to eating it. I’m walking in the next house we come to and making myself comfortable.”
October 31, 2024 at 12:48 PM
It’s their mom’s chair, so they’re just keeping it warm for her, they swear.
October 31, 2024 at 12:29 PM
What about pets who don’t allow their people on the furniture?
October 31, 2024 at 12:27 PM
INTERVIEWER: what is your greatest…

ME: timing!
October 29, 2024 at 5:39 PM
On my phone the background looks like blonde wood paneling from a 70’s basement rec room.
October 29, 2024 at 4:21 PM
Fish
October 24, 2024 at 9:03 PM
Iron
October 24, 2024 at 9:02 PM
Did they also get the butcher that did that to his face?
October 22, 2024 at 2:27 PM
“Where’s Biden? And where’s Pence? And why is Trump so angry?”
October 22, 2024 at 2:12 PM
Talk Talk on Talk Talk by Talk Talk scored the trifecta.

They Might Be Giants and Motörhead both had eponymous songs.
October 20, 2024 at 11:40 PM
Careful on the second offense you’ll get sentenced to Trader Joe’s.
October 20, 2024 at 5:11 PM
Also a rare NYT article that gets right to the lede in the opening paragraph.
October 20, 2024 at 12:40 PM
The anxiety dreams do get weirder tho. And in your 50’s they start to feature dead people!
October 17, 2024 at 6:50 PM
The easy answer is “They were here first. Go away.”
October 17, 2024 at 6:44 PM
So Huey Long?
October 16, 2024 at 9:58 PM
It’s all about the popular vote total. Because no matter how close the EV count is, the popular vote needs to be as gaudily lopsided as possible.
October 16, 2024 at 6:39 PM
Hoping for a hair net.
October 15, 2024 at 10:01 PM
Hey! Meth and speed and coke are really effective energy drugs!
…at first…
It’s hard to stop when they aren’t anymore is all!
October 14, 2024 at 6:44 PM
As a Georgia resident I’d advise you to enjoy the quiet for a cycle or so. It gets stressful having to keep the state tidy all the time.
October 14, 2024 at 6:31 PM
I assume (hope) the idea was that the membrane would rip off before the structure was taken out.
October 10, 2024 at 6:05 PM