Hjörvar Pétursson
@hjorvarp.bsky.social
Hjörvarpið. Ég er hann (eða hán/han/höni/hanar, ef vill). VfB Cummerbund/Grafarvogur
Not liking spectator sport is one of the best life hacks going. Over a lifetime you'll end up with literally years of time to dedicate to whatever you want, compared to spending it being pointlessly obsessed with other people playing a game
February 13, 2026 at 1:10 PM
Alltaf pínu hlálegt þegar RÚV er með gagnrýnar umfjallanir um skuggahliðar gerviverktöku 🤡🧐
February 12, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Alltaf pínu hlálegt þegar RÚV er með gagnrýnar umfjallanir um skuggahliðar gerviverktöku 🤡🧐
Munið svo bara að allt er hégómi og eftirsókn eftir vindi
February 11, 2026 at 10:06 AM
Munið svo bara að allt er hégómi og eftirsókn eftir vindi
Age verification?
Ég gekk með Reyni Pétri
Ég gekk með Reyni Pétri
Age verification?
At university, we’d have no idea who’d be out that night, so we’d just wander down to the pub in the evening and see who was there
At university, we’d have no idea who’d be out that night, so we’d just wander down to the pub in the evening and see who was there
Age verification?
We had email, but you had to walk halfway across town to the computer lab to read it
We had email, but you had to walk halfway across town to the computer lab to read it
February 10, 2026 at 8:56 AM
Age verification?
Ég gekk með Reyni Pétri
Ég gekk með Reyni Pétri
Illa handgerð list á eftir að vera með rosalega sterkt comeback. Lo-fi upptökur af fólki að syngja falskt og spila illa á hljóðfæri. Flókin og óvænt konsept í spýtukallamyndum. Dogma-stíll í kvikmyndum. DIY aesthetics. Fólk langar að sjá og heyra það sem hreyfir við því, ekki að það sé vel gert.
Doing art badly is good and sacred
February 6, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Illa handgerð list á eftir að vera með rosalega sterkt comeback. Lo-fi upptökur af fólki að syngja falskt og spila illa á hljóðfæri. Flókin og óvænt konsept í spýtukallamyndum. Dogma-stíll í kvikmyndum. DIY aesthetics. Fólk langar að sjá og heyra það sem hreyfir við því, ekki að það sé vel gert.
Roses are red, all art is dada,
February 5, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Roses are red, all art is dada,
Finn ekki lengur ritgerð Þorsteins Gylfasonar um það hvernig menning er að sjóða fisk á internetinu. Hvað er þá orðið okkar vafr í tólfhundruð vikur
February 4, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Finn ekki lengur ritgerð Þorsteins Gylfasonar um það hvernig menning er að sjóða fisk á internetinu. Hvað er þá orðið okkar vafr í tólfhundruð vikur
hefurðu hugleitt hvort að núvitundin þín geti verið virðisaukandi fyrir einhvern annan
January 30, 2026 at 10:21 AM
hefurðu hugleitt hvort að núvitundin þín geti verið virðisaukandi fyrir einhvern annan
The BOSS
I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.
Stay free
Stay free
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen
youtu.be
January 29, 2026 at 7:31 AM
The BOSS
five concerts you've seen with women lead singers:
Tune-Yards, Rakel, Gróa, Throwing Muses, Tori Amos
(í öfugri tímaröð)
Tune-Yards, Rakel, Gróa, Throwing Muses, Tori Amos
(í öfugri tímaröð)
five concerts you've seen with women lead singers:
The Breeders, Morcheeba, Wir sind Heiden, Tice, Aisha Vibes
The Breeders, Morcheeba, Wir sind Heiden, Tice, Aisha Vibes
five concerts you've seen with women lead singers:
Paramore, Taylor Swift, Poppy, Halflives, ARXX
Paramore, Taylor Swift, Poppy, Halflives, ARXX
January 25, 2026 at 8:42 PM
five concerts you've seen with women lead singers:
Tune-Yards, Rakel, Gróa, Throwing Muses, Tori Amos
(í öfugri tímaröð)
Tune-Yards, Rakel, Gróa, Throwing Muses, Tori Amos
(í öfugri tímaröð)
Ekki alveg nógu útpælt að láta alþjóðlega keppnisíþróttamótið sitt heita RIG
January 25, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Ekki alveg nógu útpælt að láta alþjóðlega keppnisíþróttamótið sitt heita RIG
Reposted by Hjörvar Pétursson
This is Alex Pretti.
January 25, 2026 at 2:24 AM
This is Alex Pretti.
Reposted by Hjörvar Pétursson
I was a sensitive kid. I loved cats. I had OCD, undiagnosed.
When I was 9, a fraternity brother tortured a cat to death in my hometown. The details even now are beyond imagination. archive.is/xdmUL
I was traumatized for years from reading the news story.
The torturer? Now the head of the NRA.
When I was 9, a fraternity brother tortured a cat to death in my hometown. The details even now are beyond imagination. archive.is/xdmUL
I was traumatized for years from reading the news story.
The torturer? Now the head of the NRA.
January 25, 2026 at 4:55 AM
I was a sensitive kid. I loved cats. I had OCD, undiagnosed.
When I was 9, a fraternity brother tortured a cat to death in my hometown. The details even now are beyond imagination. archive.is/xdmUL
I was traumatized for years from reading the news story.
The torturer? Now the head of the NRA.
When I was 9, a fraternity brother tortured a cat to death in my hometown. The details even now are beyond imagination. archive.is/xdmUL
I was traumatized for years from reading the news story.
The torturer? Now the head of the NRA.
Reposted by Hjörvar Pétursson
Holy shit.
He was filming. He went over to help a lady that ICE shoved down. Agents engaged him.
His hands were on the pavement when he was shot.
He never had his hand on a weapon.
Cold blooded murder.
He was filming. He went over to help a lady that ICE shoved down. Agents engaged him.
His hands were on the pavement when he was shot.
He never had his hand on a weapon.
Cold blooded murder.
NEW VIDEO: this appears to be the footage from the woman in the pink coat.
January 24, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Holy shit.
He was filming. He went over to help a lady that ICE shoved down. Agents engaged him.
His hands were on the pavement when he was shot.
He never had his hand on a weapon.
Cold blooded murder.
He was filming. He went over to help a lady that ICE shoved down. Agents engaged him.
His hands were on the pavement when he was shot.
He never had his hand on a weapon.
Cold blooded murder.
Hann fokking Helgi Björns er svo mikill maður orðsins*
*) ef orðið sem um ræðir er bababbalúbbúbabbabei
*) ef orðið sem um ræðir er bababbalúbbúbabbabei
January 24, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Hann fokking Helgi Björns er svo mikill maður orðsins*
*) ef orðið sem um ræðir er bababbalúbbúbabbabei
*) ef orðið sem um ræðir er bababbalúbbúbabbabei
Reposted by Hjörvar Pétursson
There are five ships sailing along the north and east of Iceland in a pattern, searching for capelin. It's a daily moment of mindfulness to check on their progress, provided by the Icelandic Marine Research Institute: skip.hafro.is
January 24, 2026 at 9:36 AM
There are five ships sailing along the north and east of Iceland in a pattern, searching for capelin. It's a daily moment of mindfulness to check on their progress, provided by the Icelandic Marine Research Institute: skip.hafro.is
And the sad thing (well, one of many) is that the minute someone points out to him that he meant Greenland then no, he didn't. He's always meant Iceland. Everybody's been telling him. And then so it will be.
WTAF? "Iceland"? "Daddy"?
Trump on NATO: "Until the last few days when I told them about Iceland, they loved me. They called me daddy."
(He means Greenland.)
(He means Greenland.)
January 21, 2026 at 4:36 PM
And the sad thing (well, one of many) is that the minute someone points out to him that he meant Greenland then no, he didn't. He's always meant Iceland. Everybody's been telling him. And then so it will be.
Fyrirgefðu Ólafur Ragnar, þetta er allt mér að kenna. Ég vaknaði í fyrrinótt í panikkkasti og ákvað alltíeinu að selja öll bandarísku hlutabréfin mín.
January 21, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Fyrirgefðu Ólafur Ragnar, þetta er allt mér að kenna. Ég vaknaði í fyrrinótt í panikkkasti og ákvað alltíeinu að selja öll bandarísku hlutabréfin mín.
"Big tall building and uh…
Big tall building and uh…
Bih-buh-buh-buh-bih-buh-bih-buh-bih-buh…
Bih-buh-buh-buh-bih-buh-bih-buh-bih-buh…"
Þetta er svo brjálæðislega fyndið fyrir ákveðið undirmengi af X-kynslóðinni
Big tall building and uh…
Bih-buh-buh-buh-bih-buh-bih-buh-bih-buh…
Bih-buh-buh-buh-bih-buh-bih-buh-bih-buh…"
Þetta er svo brjálæðislega fyndið fyrir ákveðið undirmengi af X-kynslóðinni
January 21, 2026 at 9:21 AM
"Big tall building and uh…
Big tall building and uh…
Bih-buh-buh-buh-bih-buh-bih-buh-bih-buh…
Bih-buh-buh-buh-bih-buh-bih-buh-bih-buh…"
Þetta er svo brjálæðislega fyndið fyrir ákveðið undirmengi af X-kynslóðinni
Big tall building and uh…
Bih-buh-buh-buh-bih-buh-bih-buh-bih-buh…
Bih-buh-buh-buh-bih-buh-bih-buh-bih-buh…"
Þetta er svo brjálæðislega fyndið fyrir ákveðið undirmengi af X-kynslóðinni
Reposted by Hjörvar Pétursson
I have genuinely thought to myself multiple times over the last year that Stephen Miller et al. found themselves in Omelas they'd be looking for more kids to torture to see if that would make things even better.
January 20, 2026 at 8:08 PM
I have genuinely thought to myself multiple times over the last year that Stephen Miller et al. found themselves in Omelas they'd be looking for more kids to torture to see if that would make things even better.
"Oooh-ooh Johnny Johnny Johnny…"
January 20, 2026 at 5:43 PM
"Oooh-ooh Johnny Johnny Johnny…"
ok pínu feginn að ég missti greinilega alveg af þessu TikTok-vídjói
January 20, 2026 at 2:34 PM
ok pínu feginn að ég missti greinilega alveg af þessu TikTok-vídjói
Reposted by Hjörvar Pétursson
Það er alveg "ef þú átt ekki mannbrodda þá ættirðu að vinna heima" hálka
January 20, 2026 at 8:04 AM
Það er alveg "ef þú átt ekki mannbrodda þá ættirðu að vinna heima" hálka
Farið varlega í dag. Það er mesta hálka sem ég hef vitað í svona 20 ár. Ég setti á mig Esjubrodda.
January 20, 2026 at 6:55 AM
Farið varlega í dag. Það er mesta hálka sem ég hef vitað í svona 20 ár. Ég setti á mig Esjubrodda.