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Hjörvar Pétursson
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Hjörvarpið. Ég er hann (eða hán/han/höni/hanar, ef vill). VfB Cummerbund/Grafarvogur
Really want to know which Johnny Cash lyrics but something tells me I should be asking with my angry goose meme voice
November 14, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Rosalega sterkt Nathan Fielder energí. The several extremely attractive women are all just out of frame, begging to join us.
November 14, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Reposted by Hjörvar Pétursson
Fyrir mér verður Forest alltaf gaurinn sem áttaði sig á því að ég vissi ekki hver hann var, fór með mér, þá hálfþrítugum listnema, á 22 og sat þar langt fram eftir kvöldi að hlusta á ofurölvi mig blaðra linnulaust um myndlistina mína á meðan ég þambaði bjór.
November 14, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Þetta er besta vandræðalega "ég hitti frægan" sem ég hef nokkrusinni heyrt
November 14, 2025 at 9:52 AM
„Ný afhjúpun: skuggahliðar Hitlers“
November 13, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Við erum líka svo ánægð með hana!
November 12, 2025 at 10:37 PM
"We can look for the love we made, and maybe we'll find it" er svo dásamleg lína
November 11, 2025 at 10:40 AM
The Orchestra (for now) meina ég mannasiðirnir í mér á innsoginu
November 7, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Reposted by Hjörvar Pétursson
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.

The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.

"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Out: Nicolas, Querstedt, Boey, Kömür, Rômulo.
In: Flekken, Gocholeishvili, Oppie, Ísak, Guirassy.
#fbl #fantasybundesliga
October 31, 2025 at 6:59 PM