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K_BLλKΞM4N
@hirsutable.bsky.social
🏆 Most modest man on the internet 2011 🏆
Big Barbigerous Brit in 'Berta
NDP Sex Marxist
Not a brand ambassador for Coke
(he/him)
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February 17, 2026 at 9:43 PM
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students should focus on jobs of the future like
inheriting their father's company and political machinery
February 17, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Advertise your account with a GIF
February 17, 2026 at 1:48 AM
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liberal walking into the car dealership: i want the second shittiest car you have. i will buy it for literally any price
February 16, 2026 at 2:39 AM
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i saw a video saying two dudes aren’t required, it could be a dude and a lady, but so far no one has chosen that combo.
February 16, 2026 at 5:00 AM
I tried to sell my plasma last year but the company didn't want it.
Is this the “golden age” economy we’ve heard so much about?

www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
February 16, 2026 at 5:33 AM
Reading through Epstein's amazon orders...

jmail.world/jamazon
February 15, 2026 at 9:02 PM
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I’m being honorably discharged from ICE today because I have terminal Havana syndrome. Next time I kidnap a 5 yr old it’ll be from that big Chevy Tahoe in the sky
February 15, 2026 at 7:52 PM
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for this song i told Casey i thought it'd be funny if a rock singer's "cool" 1,2,3,4 count-in just kept going and boy did he deliver
February 15, 2026 at 6:55 PM
it's like the rink his haunted and he's just been granted the ability to see ghosts
My favorite photos from the Olympics are of this Italian figure skater Daniel Grassl. He looks absolutely insane in so many of them. It's great.
February 15, 2026 at 6:59 PM
I can go to just about any store in the USA and pick up at least a dozen different varieties of ranch dressing so don't try to tell me American culture is under threat.
February 15, 2026 at 6:35 PM
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Phew 😮‍💨 Got worried then. The rain stopped for almost five minutes and I got worried this arc I’m building looked like I was being a bit melodramatic.
February 15, 2026 at 5:11 PM
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I have been struggling for the last year and a half to not tell you about The Hot Dates
February 14, 2026 at 11:36 PM
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Follow my new show @darkestwhimsy.bsky.social on BackerKit! I'm so very stoked for y'all to see what we're recording. The more folks who follow, the more feeds we get shown to! www.backerkit.com/call_to_acti...
Get Ready for Darkest Whimsy - A TTRPG Podcast
From Dan Telfer - Get Ready for Darkest Whimsy - A TTRPG Podcast
www.backerkit.com
February 12, 2026 at 7:33 PM
The Avengers (1998)
Have asked this before and always like the responses. What are your biggest “I saw that in the first run cinema” flexes? Couple of mine:

Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
February 12, 2026 at 2:57 AM
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Everybody knows that Pupper just won Downhill Gold
February 10, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Hope we are all still praying that Lee Brice gets the chance to kiss his fish and cut his grass in peace.
February 11, 2026 at 11:38 PM
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So, at the end of the day I'm gonna need to make $900 for my wheelchair part.

I'm not asking to be handed the money though. I want to earn it.

There are ways you can help for free or for a small amount.
February 11, 2026 at 5:21 AM
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sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young
February 10, 2026 at 7:51 PM
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Trumps posts all read like the middle entries in a Resident Evil journal.
February 10, 2026 at 10:34 PM
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Plans to invade Greenland have just been cancelled after this
February 9, 2026 at 6:42 AM
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Can you please do me a favour and subscribe to my Podcast's YouTube channel. 😍

We are very close to 1000 subs and it would mean we can finally monetise.

Here is a recent ep with the brilliant Christopher Macarthur-Boyd
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLG8...
CHRISTOPHER MACARTHUR-BOYD & THE INEDIBLE RICE
YouTube video by Got A Problem Mate Podcast
www.youtube.com
February 10, 2026 at 7:13 PM
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February 9, 2026 at 11:06 PM
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In honor of the Kickstarter launch for Mystery Science Theater 3000: The RiffTrax Experiments, I created three new pieces!

Check out the Kickstarter at: kickstarter.com/projects/rifftrax/

@rifftrax.com
February 9, 2026 at 7:11 PM
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This is your 1 week warning for educators in the USA and Canada to get signed up to our mailing list by Feb 14 to be in with a chance of winning a year’s subscription to #TaskmasterClub.

We’ll then send out an application, around Feb 17.

taskmastereducation.com/mailing-list @alexhorne.bsky.social
February 7, 2026 at 6:25 PM