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#GolfSky #BlackSky Deranged BUM. Legionnaire of the AntiChrist.
Pinned
Become a planet, feel gravity bend towards you.

-Bartees Strange
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I would like some of my taxes to go to a Marshall Plan-esque reconstruction campaign that isn’t the Board of Peace please and thank you
February 2, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Never been a group of people more desperate to be liked and failing so completely.
their intense desire for cultural hegemony is so palpable you can smell it and that makes this all the more amusing
February 2, 2026 at 8:57 PM
FACTS!!!
I crack myself up and that’s all that matters 😂😂😂
February 2, 2026 at 8:35 PM
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🎵 "I, ain't gonna play in Trump City."🎵

(Damn, I'm old)
February 2, 2026 at 7:52 PM
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you know they're STILL sending out asks.
Turning Point USA has announced the performers for their alternative Super Bowl halftime show:

Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett
February 2, 2026 at 7:49 PM
He's so addled that he couldn't get a laugh outta a bunch of old, racist white men?
February 2, 2026 at 7:31 PM
I don't know that he shat himself, sounded like a small poot; very demure, very mindful.
33 seconds in you can hear Trump poop his pants. 💩
February 2, 2026 at 7:27 PM
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the expressions on the lady bouncers’ faces were pretty indicative

I am a Poop Truther now
February 1, 2026 at 9:26 PM
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February 2, 2026 at 7:16 PM
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TRY TO SEE IT FROM OUR VIEWPOINT is the new ARBEIT MACHT FREI
February 2, 2026 at 6:07 PM
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I want to emphasize that there's no evidence RFK jr is experimenting on detained children. If anybody were to suggest that RFK jr. is experimenting on detained children, you should clarify that nothing suggests RFK jr. is experimenting on detained children.
February 2, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Nope. F those Boomers!!!

It's all been about them not wanting to pay taxes for the last 40 years and now we're supposed to sing Kumbya and form community b/c THEY need something? Hard pass. Shovel your own damn sidewalk.
In a city where over 71 percent of homeowners are older than 45 and nearly half are older than 55 (www.axios.com/local/washin...), is it realistic to expect the majority of residents to have the physical ability and good health to clear public spaces of snow and ice after a major storm?
By the numbers: Who owns our houses
www.axios.com
February 2, 2026 at 6:25 PM
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I had an apartment in suitland…until that shit got robbed….
February 2, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Got way too excited thinking today might have been the big day!!!
He died with shit in his pants
February 2, 2026 at 5:08 PM
For some reason, this doesn't bother me like it should. Black coaches in the NFL don't get a lot of runway to install a program and often (looking at New England) get thrown out the boat after a single season. So what's really lost?
February 2, 2026 at 5:06 PM
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Longtime followers know that this is further evidence we live in a simulation
Today I learned Noem's full name is Kristi Lynn Arnold Noem

Her initials are KLAN

Fitting
I hope they didn’t think we forgot about impeaching Kristi Noem. 181 cosponsors and counting, 40k+ letters sent, and countless calls telling Representatives to get on board.

Let them know we aren’t slowing down. Send your letter here:

actionnetwork.org/letters/tell...
February 2, 2026 at 4:46 PM
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The woke scolds are trying to make this about racism. But Musk is right. It's about historical and scientific integrity. When the God of Thunder disguises himself as a swan to seduce and fuck a queen and the resulting baby hatches from an egg, *of course* the baby will be white. It's just science.
Elon Musk claims Christopher Nolan has lost ‘integrity’ over The Odyssey casting
Lupita Nyong’o is reportedly set to play Helen of Troy in Nolan’s upcoming adaptation of Homer’s epic poem
www.independent.co.uk
February 2, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Let's start off with the fallacious comparison of a city's per capita spending with a state's per capita spending. If you compare DC's spending with NYC or Chicago, then cool but comparing DC to Montana doesn't make any sense.
This is incredible from WAPO. Rather than blaming DC's centrist third-term mayor for a poor response to the winter storm, they blame the democratic socialist candidate running for mayor.
February 2, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Would Amazon have ever gotten off the ground without the gov't subsidy of "media mail"?
"Private enterprises, motivated by profit, almost always perform better than the government."

O rly, Bezos? How would Amazon do without USPS handling "last mile" delivery?

(And I swear to God if I get one "well actually" on this post I will doxx you).
This is incredible from WAPO. Rather than blaming DC's centrist third-term mayor for a poor response to the winter storm, they blame the democratic socialist candidate running for mayor.
February 2, 2026 at 3:32 PM
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February 2, 2026 at 3:01 PM
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3,300-Kilometer 1988 Lamborghini Countach 5000 QV
3,300-Kilometer 1988 Lamborghini Countach 5000 QV
Bid for the chance to own a 3,300-Kilometer 1988 Lamborghini Countach 5000 QV at auction with Bring a Trailer, the home of the best vintage and classic cars online. Lot #229,173.
bringatrailer.com
February 2, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Ummmmmmm
317 years ago today, after being stuck there for four years and four months, Alexander Selkirk was rescued from Más a Tierra – now known as Robinson Crusoe Island, because he inspired Defoe’s novel. The book, though, omits to mention one of the ways he passed his time: by fucking goats 🧵
February 2, 2026 at 2:56 PM
If we had known what was waiting for us, everyone would have clapped.
ten years ago today no one clapped
February 2, 2026 at 2:52 PM
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Pretty excited for this: I'm doing an AMA over on the D.C. subreddit on Tuesday afternoon! (It's a great community, so very excited about.) So jump on over and ask any questions about D.C. politics, nerdy government stuff, pro cycling, whatever. www.reddit.com/r/washington...
From the washingtondc community on Reddit: AMA with The 51st's Martin Austermuhle - Tuesday 2/3
Explore this post and more from the washingtondc community
www.reddit.com
February 2, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Free link to the Chotiner interview here: archive.ph/S7QyZ
archive.ph
February 2, 2026 at 2:44 PM