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Wow, it’s elf city over here.

they/them
I got my money up, but my funny? Nobody laughs anymore…
December 4, 2025 at 5:54 PM
How often do they switch out the syrup for beers on tap
November 15, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Heartwarming. The worst people you know are lonely
This Washington Post article about MAGA people trying and failing to date in Washington is...really something

www.removepaywall.com/search?url=h...
November 3, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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“I just got back from fleeing Comrade Di Blasio, and now this?” said Lying Fakeman, a bricklayer from the upper west side. He plans to move to North Dakota and kill himself.
November 3, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Firstly, billionaires are not physically made of stocks, if a billionaire falls down a hole and expires his stock portfolio persists and continues to have value, secondarily, this is why one diversifies one's investment portfolio outside of the stock market, thirdly, okay, let's test this hypothesis
November 1, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Our holy brother Luigi has come to us from the past, it seems
An update on the Getty's APPEAR (Ancient Panel Paintings: Examination, Analysis, and Research) project, which aggregates and studies panel portraits from antiquity—chugging along since 2013. www.getty.edu/projects/app... 🎨🖌️
October 31, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Grrrr, still so pissed at Howard Zinn’s dumb little history book of all this American tragedy just to conclude some bullshit like “the cops and military will get sick of it and join us :)” what kind of ahistorical hippy dippy bullshit is that??
October 29, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I forgot I done like publicly posting
October 28, 2025 at 1:37 PM
One of my most knowledgable homies unfortunately has chud characteristics
October 28, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I hate this fucking settler ass narrative so much. Nobody looks at the lines before FDR, really investigates what FDR was trying to do, and then the reason why it finally worked (not because of the New Deal). The “good thing” is just super wages 95% of the time.
All this Reagan talk reminds me of a funny chart.
October 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I don’t think blocking him is good enough, tbh
Just block this guy, he sucks and is also in cahoots with that Captive Dreamer freak
October 26, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Lenin had that line about political and historical obsolescence and it feels most relevant now today in the West as free market fetishism runs out of steam. All but 0.1 percentage points of US GDP growth this year was in data center capital expenditure.
October 26, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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they are so close to understanding the entire point of trade
BREAKING: The US is rolling back tariffs on “products that cannot be grown, mined, or naturally produced in the United States," per WSJ
October 20, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Can't believe i found perfectly good fursuit on the streets of NYC. This adorable character even came with a name, "Bedbugs"
October 17, 2025 at 5:06 PM
“What’s Hot Classic” served me dick and balls 😐
October 15, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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One thing I’d be nice if Schatz and others acknowledged is that even judging their hard right turn on immigration in Spring 2024 on its own terms it failed miserably. In July when Harris took over Trump led on “immigration” by 9pts, by election day he led 13pts. At best it, electorally, did nothing
October 5, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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The whole empty, centrist Dem scam is collapsing in real time.

This is a leg sweep, followed by a quick boxing of Schatz’s ears. These hacks need to go away. They are killing us in so many ways.
October 5, 2025 at 9:17 AM
I miss being a reply guy so bad
October 5, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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The most shocking thing to me in reading this is the degree to which Trump and people in his circle actually believe the lowest-level right wing talking points, like the stuff they target at total morons like “democrats import Mexicans to vote for them” and “George Soros funds antifa”
October 5, 2025 at 2:26 PM
It’s funny to see how slow new information disseminates. My mind turns, in particular, to the general advice that you should use a switch over a chain of if-else statements because of the assembly produced will be faster. These days, however, compilers optimize it the same way either way.
September 17, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Erm, does anyone else feel like the best option for the current political moment for anyone left of center is to be vehemently anti-western, specifically drawing the line between settler-colonialism in Palestine and those same or similar evils delivered by Europe into the whole of the world?
August 18, 2025 at 12:11 PM
For some reason, the first and only Ruri Dragon fanart I’ve ever seen. The rarity of it is almost as tragic as there being no Pattadol figures 😢
Ruri 🐲
August 11, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Sometimes you eat your veggies because, unlike in childhood, they were prepared to be flavorful. On the other hand, you eat them as an adult even when they’re yucky because you know you need nutrients and don’t want heart disease
August 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
July 22, 2025 at 11:59 PM
“You call everyone you don’t agree with a Nazi!”

Not true. Only the far-right and general supremacists are identified as “Nazi” whether or not they adhere strictly to German national “socialism.”

Everyone i don’t like is invariably “Reddit,” however.
July 22, 2025 at 7:47 PM