I would commit so many crimes for a pair of neon green and black checkerboard Vans slip-ons
December 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I would commit so many crimes for a pair of neon green and black checkerboard Vans slip-ons
Bought so much of one kind of yarn at the craft store (I’m making a blanket) that they know me now, time to kms from the mortifying ordeal of being known
December 1, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Bought so much of one kind of yarn at the craft store (I’m making a blanket) that they know me now, time to kms from the mortifying ordeal of being known
Can’t post like I used to because now all I do is work and be productive and do my little crafty crafts in my free time, which is extremely boring and not funny at all
November 26, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Can’t post like I used to because now all I do is work and be productive and do my little crafty crafts in my free time, which is extremely boring and not funny at all
I got diagnosed with ADHD, started taking Effexor, and decided to limit my weed consumption to weekends only. Chat, I regret to inform you that it is helping immensely
November 20, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I got diagnosed with ADHD, started taking Effexor, and decided to limit my weed consumption to weekends only. Chat, I regret to inform you that it is helping immensely
It is truly insane that a new brain med that’s designed to help me out of depression will also have the side effect of turning my inner monologue into a nonstop infomercial for suicide
October 27, 2025 at 9:05 PM
It is truly insane that a new brain med that’s designed to help me out of depression will also have the side effect of turning my inner monologue into a nonstop infomercial for suicide
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i slide a note across the desk to elon musk. it says "THE ROBOTS ARE TRANS." he reads in silence before crumpling the note and punching a hole in the drywall
October 26, 2025 at 5:14 AM
i slide a note across the desk to elon musk. it says "THE ROBOTS ARE TRANS." he reads in silence before crumpling the note and punching a hole in the drywall
There is only one answer: Werner Herzog
October 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
There is only one answer: Werner Herzog
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"ELEVATED HORROR" DIRECTOR SEEING ANY WOMAN OVER THE AGE OF 45: ahh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AIEEEE!!!! AAAuuUGHHHH!H! OUGHGHGHGGHHGHGHGGHHG
October 27, 2025 at 12:59 PM
"ELEVATED HORROR" DIRECTOR SEEING ANY WOMAN OVER THE AGE OF 45: ahh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AIEEEE!!!! AAAuuUGHHHH!H! OUGHGHGHGGHHGHGHGGHHG
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My main hobbies
October 22, 2025 at 4:35 AM
My main hobbies
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I just learned that the Japanese word for 'accessible' (to disabled people) is バリアフリー (baria furi)
"barrier-free" 🥹
"barrier-free" 🥹
October 22, 2025 at 9:01 AM
I just learned that the Japanese word for 'accessible' (to disabled people) is バリアフリー (baria furi)
"barrier-free" 🥹
"barrier-free" 🥹
Republicans are the "fuck them kids" party in literally every sense of the phrase
I want more people to care that SNAP benefits are being cut off on November 1. 40% of SNAP beneficiaries are children. This is callous and vile.
October 23, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Republicans are the "fuck them kids" party in literally every sense of the phrase
I was such a bummer at my appointment today that my doctor put me back on antidepressants
October 23, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I was such a bummer at my appointment today that my doctor put me back on antidepressants
Occasionally I'll think that my partner and I are two totally different people, and then one of us farts and we laugh about it for way longer than two middle-aged adults should
October 20, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Occasionally I'll think that my partner and I are two totally different people, and then one of us farts and we laugh about it for way longer than two middle-aged adults should
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George Soros : wait there were how many protestors?
Aide : over 7 million sir
George Soros : i am never gonna financially recover from this
Aide : over 7 million sir
George Soros : i am never gonna financially recover from this
October 19, 2025 at 2:53 AM
George Soros : wait there were how many protestors?
Aide : over 7 million sir
George Soros : i am never gonna financially recover from this
Aide : over 7 million sir
George Soros : i am never gonna financially recover from this
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I wasn’t exaggerating it rules so hard
October 19, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I wasn’t exaggerating it rules so hard
AWS outage means a bunch of docket services and half my cloud-based software doesn't work. I'm fine with that
October 20, 2025 at 7:44 PM
AWS outage means a bunch of docket services and half my cloud-based software doesn't work. I'm fine with that
The incredible irony of seeing a homeless person in active addiction wearing a Penn School of Social Policy and Practice hoodie
October 17, 2025 at 4:40 PM
The incredible irony of seeing a homeless person in active addiction wearing a Penn School of Social Policy and Practice hoodie
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RIP Diane Keaton, you were the last "straight but vaguely masculine" actress that was legal... thank you for your service to Our Kind
October 11, 2025 at 8:03 PM
RIP Diane Keaton, you were the last "straight but vaguely masculine" actress that was legal... thank you for your service to Our Kind
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if you're concerned about information security, you should know Signal isn't actually secure. instead, try Mastodon, which is a website where you can be guaranteed no one will ever see what you post
November 6, 2024 at 4:45 PM
if you're concerned about information security, you should know Signal isn't actually secure. instead, try Mastodon, which is a website where you can be guaranteed no one will ever see what you post
Wow, how not surprising that all the biggest shitheads from the pre-covid stand up scene have relocated to Austin to try to suck some money out of the alt-right pipeline
October 7, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Wow, how not surprising that all the biggest shitheads from the pre-covid stand up scene have relocated to Austin to try to suck some money out of the alt-right pipeline
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Another excellent commercial by Cramblin Duvet Advertising
Watching WKU-DEL on CBSSN and this was presumably a real ad for a real attorney group
October 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Another excellent commercial by Cramblin Duvet Advertising
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when you look at the things people are doing now on their phones it makes you wonder if there was some new kind of virus a few years ago that makes people dumber every time they catch it
October 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
when you look at the things people are doing now on their phones it makes you wonder if there was some new kind of virus a few years ago that makes people dumber every time they catch it
Just sent my therapist a paragraph-long text basically like, "Hey, so in the week since I last saw you, I started using a CPAP so now I'm sleeping better but also having vivid nightmares, I got my period, and my grandmother died. I am in hell. See you tomorrow!"
October 6, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Just sent my therapist a paragraph-long text basically like, "Hey, so in the week since I last saw you, I started using a CPAP so now I'm sleeping better but also having vivid nightmares, I got my period, and my grandmother died. I am in hell. See you tomorrow!"
I went for a walk yesterday around the bougie college campus and it was grim. Storefronts shuttered or home to the most pointless businesses. The equivalent of that highway offramp pic with fast food joints except it's upscale supermarkets, Starbucks, fast casual joints where meals are a $25 minimum
September 30, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I went for a walk yesterday around the bougie college campus and it was grim. Storefronts shuttered or home to the most pointless businesses. The equivalent of that highway offramp pic with fast food joints except it's upscale supermarkets, Starbucks, fast casual joints where meals are a $25 minimum